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Well, I was bored a LONG time ago and wrote this... I just found it.

Enjoy~

Angel POV

So this is kind of annoying now, seriously. Max and Fang still think each other are totally hot and beautiful, but now, randomly, they're really distant and won't talk to each other. Which is totally awkward and random because I KNOW that they love each other. And they didn't even get into a fight or anything.

So I came up with a little plan to get them to get them back together. I decided to limit the usage of my mind-controlling powers because that power of mine pisses Max off.

So I got Nudge, Iggy, Gazzy, and Total together so we could come up with a plan. So basically, what we're going to do is Nudge is going to take her makeup kit and go around looking for Max to give her a complete makeover. Of course, it's going to be in the middle of the night because, well, I don't really know, but it just seemed like a better idea to me.

Obviously, Max's going to run away, so we're going to practically force Max to go into Fang's room because Gazzy's going to fart one of his mushroom clouds as soon as Max goes into the room that him and Iggy share. We're going to lock the door to me and Nudge's room.

Total's going to be listening to opera (I had to use my mind controlling powers to make him do that) downstairs so Max won't be able to go there, and then Nudge is going to be looking in Max's room so the only place she'll be able to escape is Fang's room.

As soon as she goes in there, Iggy's going to tamper with the lock and jam it so Max is going to be stuck in there. And we already tampered with the window so it doesn't open.

And I hope Max isn't going to break the window to get out of there.

We're doing this tonight, and it's going to be awesome.

Max POV

It was midnight, and I hadn't fallen asleep yet. Yeah, no flyboys or erasers were going to magically appear since we destroyed them all, but being unable to fall asleep has practically become a habit already.

Apparently our chatterbox wasn't asleep either.

"Maaaaax! I'm totally bored so I wanna give you a complete makeover with my makeup! Are you in your room? You have to let me do this, I promise you'll look pretty! Seriously, I have to do this to someone, I really know what would look good on you! See, if I put on foundation a little darker than your skin, you'll seriously look really hot! And then I bought an outfit for you just for this! It's a pink strapless dress and I'm so sure it'll look amazing!"

Nudge burst into my room. Great, I thought. There was NO way I was going to do this today. I thought of escape routes, and as Nudge came to the side of my bed further from the door, I jumped out and dashed out of my room and into the hallway.

I needed to seek hiding somewhere, and the closest room was Iggy and Gazzy's room. Iggy was snoring really loudly, and Gazzy was listening to music. Probably the constipation song.

I was about to yank the door shut behind me when Gazzy started to live up to his name. He even let out one of his yellow-green mushroom clouds. I had to run back out of the room before I puked. How did Iggy live with that?

Nudge was still in my room, yelling, "MAAAAAAAAX!!! COME BACK!!!"

Great. I went to Angel's room and realized that the door was locked. I was starting to consider going downstairs and sleeping on the couch when I heard opera music coming from the boom box, and Total singing extremely off-key to it. There was nowhere else to go. I ran into Fang's room and locked the door behind me.

He was updating his blog when he heard me come in. Just because he was the expert of silent stalking did not mean that I was too.

I didn't know if he got the wrong idea or something when I locked the door behind me, but he gaped at me. I was quick to explain. "I need to get away from Nudge trying to giving me a makeover, Gazzy's mushroom clouds, and Total's opera music."

Fang nodded understandingly and said, "Oh."

I heard a noise outside my room and quickly turned around to the door. It hadn't really sunk in for me that we already saved the world, and erasers weren't going to randomly come bursting in.

But what happened next was worse than flyboy attacks. I unlocked the door and tried to open it, but it wouldn't budge. It was almost like someone locked it from the other side. And now it was stuck. Are you serious? Great. I was stuck here.

Fang POV

When she locked the door behind her, I thought that she was going to – Fang! Angel was acting as if she was my mom. She's always watching my thoughts, which was starting to get annoying.

But, of course, Max had come to escape from other stuff. I sighed. Max never came to me just to see me.

Yes she does! Angel told me. She just always makes up an excuse for it!

But now, Max was kicking the door trying to get it to open. Well, she locked it, maybe that's why it wouldn't open. In my quiet fashion, I crept up behind her and whispered in her ear, "What's wrong with the door?"

Like always, she jumped, and, looking at me like I was stupid, exclaimed, "It's freaking jammed and won't open!"

The door wouldn't open even though it was unlocked.

Max POV

Whoever jammed the door, I was going to strangle them to death tomorrow. But for now –

"I guess you'll be spending the night here then," Fang said behind me.

Don't try to break the window, Angel said in my head. Wow. Did she seriously do all of this on purpose?

Maybe, she told me. I was going to strangle her to death.

I was really glad Fang had a full sized bed.

Angel's POV

Yes! Now Max is stuck in Fang's room and I'm just going to listen to their thoughts. Oh my gosh what should I do right now?? I really want to break the window but my mom would kill me… That was what was coming from Max right now.

Max is stuck here tonight? I'm so totally going to take advantage of this. That's what was coming from Fang. I really hoped he would take advantage of it.

Fang, Max still loves you. I don't know why she got all distant, but take advantage of this. I set it up for you. I told him. I had to; it was killing me not to.

Max POV

I was 99.99% sure I would not get any sleep that night. Okay, first of all, I was NOT going to sleep with Fang. And I was also not going to sleep on the floor – not because it was uncomfortable (come on, carpet is heaven compared to sleeping in trees!) but because I was just too proud. I just wish Angel would come and open the freaking door.

I couldn't really sleep standing up either.

Oh my gosh, I was seriously going to strangle Angel.

Okay, so this is what was happening here. Fang was lying on his side on his bed so his wings were facing me. I was standing next to the door rubbing my temples trying to think about how to get out of here without breaking anything.

Angel, if you don't get me out of here, I'm going to feed you to the erasers, I thought.

Max, we destroyed them already, came her annoyingly innocent voice.

Crap.

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Tammy