Yo, yo, yo!

Trying to get back in the zone, sorry if this turns out not as well as I thought it would

But then again, you don't know how good I think it might be *oh ho ho!*

Anyways, I don't own K-On or any of the character

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Alright a clear explanation here… RITSU AND MIO ARE ALREADY TOGETHER. I'm considering making a prequel to this later, but for now… just imagine how it went down, or just like read another fic about how they get together… even if its not the same person, it'll be kinda the same. Sorta, ya know.

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"Woo! We're finally here!" Ritsu shouted, stretching out her arms. She looked over a small cliff at the forest below them. "The countryside sure is a fine-looking place, isn't it?"

"Yeah, it is. This place looks really peaceful. Maybe we can get some actual practicing done." Mio said, putting a hand over her eyes to shade herself from the sun.

"Aw, Mio, why are you such a party pooper?" Ritsu pouted.

"Maybe you should just be serious about things for once." Mio retorted.

"I, personally, agree with Mio. We should get some practice in, even if it is just a little bit." Azusa said, looking down a bit.

"No! Don't go to the dark side, Azu-nya!" Yui shouted, nearly tackling Azusa from behind.

"Why the hell am I the dark side?!" Mio said, angrily.

"I can see it now," Ritsu said, with a mock serious face on. "Darth Mio, huh? Donning a long black robe, and a big black helmet. Mio could make it work, she's definitely halfway there." Ritsu eyed her over, Mio dressed in a black skirt and a black hoodie.

"Are you going emo on us, or something?" Ritsu said with a raised eyebrow.

"Shut up!" Mio said, hitting Ritsu on the back of her head. "I just threw on some clothes this morning, I didn't notice the color!"

"But if you think about it, you could be a pretty hot Darth, if you tried. I mean I could totally see you with the black robe, and your red light saber. Your knee high boots, and your super short shorts. Darth Vader, Darth Maul, the Sith yelling "Take it off Darth Mio!" I can see it now! Oh but of course, I would be somewhere in the crowd. Actually I'm thinking I wouldn't allow it. Nope, you may never strip for strange men!" Ritsu said, petting her chin with her finger. It took everything Mio had not to knock her out right then and there. Ritsu turned to Mio with a suspicious gleam in her eyes. Mio took a step back, a little scared by the look.

"You know Mio… you would make one hell of a stripper! You'll have to try it for me at some point! I'll be looking forward to it!" Ritsu said, with both her thumbs-up.

She earned herself another hit on the back of her head.

"You really don't know when to shut up do you?" Mio said, angrily. She turned her attention to Tsumugi, who was just happily smiling. "So, where's the lodge we're staying at?"

"Oh, some minor transportation will be here to pick us up soon." Mugi said, smiling.

"Alright, so we're just going to wait here?" Mio asked.

"Yep. Please be a little patient, it should be here shortly." Mugi said.

"Aw, but I don't want to wait! Where's the car?" Ritsu said, stepping dangerously close to the road. Mio pulled her back.

"Oi! Do you want to get run over?!" Mio said, although she wore a worried expression.

"Um, Ritsu?" Mugi said.

"Yeah?"

"We won't be taking a car." Mugi said, slightly embarrassed.

"Well you said minortransportation. Are we going by horse?" Ritsu said.

"Well… when I say minor transportation… I m-mean…" Mugi fidgeted a little. "Um, I told them not to go over board, but my father insisted so he's… sending…"

Suddenly there was a loud chopping noise above them. All of the light music club members looked up to see a big black helicopter.

"Oh…" Ritsu said. "I don't know why I expected any less from our Mugi-chan!"

"I'm sorry guys! I said nothing excessive but they insisted!" Mugi frowned.

The helicopter got so close they couldn't hear each other over it. They climbed in and were buckled up. The whole time, Mio would look down and grab Ritsu's arm, anxiously. They finally landed in the middle of the forest. There was a big log cabin, surrounded by a large wooden fence. It had a bright red roof, so you couldn't miss it… if you were taking helicopter.

"That was really fun! Take us on it again at some point, Mugi-chan!" Yui said.

"It would've been a lot more fun, if a certain someone wasn't squeezing the circulation out of my arm." Ritsu said, looking at Mio out of the corner of her eye.

"Uh, I-I'm sorry!" Mio said. "It's just that… we were really high and uhm…"

"It's alright, Mio. I know you have a height-o-phobia!" Ritsu said, slapping her on the back playfully.

"Shut up!" Mio said.

"Um, shall we go inside?" Mugi asked, gesturing towards the door.

"Yeah! Let's go!" Ritsu said, breaking into a sprint towards the cabin.

"C'mon Azu-nya!" Yui said, grabbing Azusa's hand and running to the cabin.

Mio sighed, and walked into the house, next to Mugi.

"They sure do have a lot of energy, don't they?" Mugi said, wearing her same smile.

"I guess it's good for people like them. If they didn't have the energy, they'd probably just eat potato chips and watch TV." Mio said. She imagined a fat Ritsu and a fat Yui sharing a big bag of potato chips in a dark room watching some show on one of those old wooden TV's. She giggled slightly, and Mugi gave her a questioning look. She just shook her head and smiled.

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-later that night-

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"Aaaaah," Ritsu said, sinking into the indoor bath. "This feels nice."

"I'm surprised you actually practiced today, guys. I'm proud of you, seriously." Mio said. "For once, you guys actually deserve to take it easy."

"Aw, Mio-chan, you're so mean to us. We work hard all the time!" Ritsu argued.

"Give me one time… besides today?" Mio said, raising an eyebrow.

"Well… you know that one time, in the music room!" Ritsu said, snapping her fingers.

Mio hit her in the head. Ritsu's body floated in the bath, steam coming off of her body.

"Uh, Mio-chan, I think you went a little to far there." Azusa said.

"What if she's dead!?" Yui shouted. She slowly walked over to her and started poking her body. When she didn't move, Yui turned around, with tears. "Mio-chan! You killed her!"

"I did not!" Mio said. "C'mon Ritsu, stop playing. There's a limit to how much you can tease us."

A couple of seconds went by and she didn't resurface. Mio started to get worried and shook her slightly.

"Ritsu? You ok?" Mio said.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHR!" Ritsu leaped into the air, splashing water all over the 4 other girls. She turned around, her bangs hanging over her eyes, and looked and Mio. "I've come back from the dead and I'm going to get revenge against my killer!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Mio screamed. "Stop it, Ritsu! You scared the crap out of me!"

Yui clung to Azusa, wide eyed, while Mugi just sat in the bath smiling.

"You know, Riichan, you do look kind of scary with your bangs down. Your bangs definitely are long, aren't they?" Yui said, not separating herself from Azusa. Azusa didn't seem to mind that much, she had gotten used to it.

"I was thinkin' about gettin' them cut soon, actually." Ritsu said, lifting her bangs up. "They kinda get in the way of seeing sometimes."

"They kind of make you look like an apprehensive character." Azusa said. "Like some weird pervert."

"You hear that! She just called me a pervert! Counter attack, Mio! Go!" Ritsu said, making a strange pose.

"Why should I?" Mio said, raising an eyebrow. "She's right on the money, there."

"Hey! I am not a pervert!" Ritsu frowned, and Mio thought she won for a second. Then Ritsu smirked. "That means you're dating a pervert… and that must make you a pervert too! It's either that, or you just really want some."

"No! That's-uh- No!" Mio said, not able to come up with a good come back. She turned deep red.

"C'mere baby! Let me molest you!" Ritsu said, taking a dive towards Mio. Mio moved to the side and Ritsu hit her head on the edge of the bath.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" Ritsu said, rubbing her head.

"That's what you get." Mio said.

"A suspicious character indeed…" Yui said.

"I agree, completely sempai." Azusa said.

"What's more suspicious is her girlfriend. What is she doing with such a shady character?" Mugi said.

"I CAN HEAR YOU!" Mio shouted. The water around her seemed to start boiling, as her eyes glowed red.

"Whoa! A sudden and dangerous beast has been unleashed! Head for the hills everyone! Don't forget the children! The children!" Ritsu shouted, running around the bath in circles.

"What are you talking about!?" Mio shouted. "Shut up, you're giving me a headache! I'm going to bed!" Mio got out of the bath, water splashing over the edge. The rest of the girls got quiet. Mio was about to walk out of the room when she noticed the silence. She looked back and they were all staring at Ritsu, who was staring at Mio with glowing eyes.

"W-w-what?!" She stammered.

"You know… you have a really nice body! I give it a 10!" Ritsu said, putting up all her fingers. A shampoo bottle made contact with her face, and the door was slammed.

"STUPID RITSU!" Mio shouted down the hall.

"Oh she'll be fine, later." Ritsu said.

"I don't know… I think you might have gone a little far with that one." Yui said.

"She's just embarrassed." Ritsu said.

"I think you should go apologize." Azusa said.

"She doesn't care." Ritsu said.

"She seemed pretty upset." Mugi said.

Ritsu slumped down and blew bubbles in the water. The other girls stared at her, worried. They could tell by the look on her face that she really was troubled by Mio, she just was too air headed to know what to do. She wrinkled her eyebrows and suddenly raised herself out of the bath. Yui, Azusa, and Mugi watched as she grabbed a towel and stormed out of the bathe room.

Ritsu walked down the hallway, with determination. She was outside of her and Mio's room for the vacation, and she heard whimpering.

"Mio?!" She said, bursting into the room. "What's wrong? Are you ok?"

Mio was crouched on the ground, shaking, still in her towel. Ritsu walked over and put a hand on her shoulder. Mio turned around, fear all over her face.

"Ri-ri-ri-ritsu! I was wa-wa-wa-walking into our room, when… I heard something. Turn on the light!" Mio said, her hands over her ears.

Ritsu practically ran to turn on the lights and returned to Mio.

"There, there." Ritsu said, petting Mio on the head. "It's ok, it's ok. See, there's nothing here. You're fine, Mio."

"It scared me! I thought it was going to eat me." Mio whimpered.

"There's nothing here. It was probably just the wind." Ritsu said.

"Y-y-yeah, just the wind. The wind isn't scary. The wind doesn't do anything." Mio said, still obviously scared.

"Alright, Mio, let's put some clothes on you. You're going to catch a cold like this." Ritsu said. She looked down at Mio as she got up. Her towel went just an inch below her butt and it almost unwrapped around her chest. She stood for a couple seconds and stared. Her eyes trailed slowly up Mio's calves to her shoulders. Mio noticed and gave her a weird look.

"Rit…su?" she said.

"Huh? Oh, sorry I was, uh, distracted." Ritsu said, shaking her head.

"I could tell…" Mio said, blushing. "Ritsu, in the bath…"

"Oh about that! I'm sorry! Please don't be angry at me! I was only joking!" Ritsu said, bowing her head down.

"Really? You were just joking? You didn't mean any of it?" Mio said, sounding a bit disappointed.

"Nope! I didn't mean any thing!" Ritsu said, not catching that disappointment.

"So… you what would you give my body?" Mio asked, crawling over to Ritsu, slowly.

"Huh?" Ritsu gave her a blank stare.

"You wouldn't give it a ten? I'd been working recently to try and be slimmer for you…" Mio said, getting closer.

"Why? I don't care what you look like." Ritsu said, still being clueless.

"I was just trying to be more attractive… so, you know…" Mio said, quietly.

"You're plenty attractive to me, Mio! In fact, I have never met a girl so attractive in my life. I wouldn't give you a ten, I'd give ya a twenty!" Ritsu said, grinning.

"But… we've already been together for… three months. Don't couples usually… you know…" Mio said, looking away, blushing.

"Oh ho ho! My innocent Mio was having naughty thoughts, was she now?" Ritsu said, snickering. "My, my, what a dirty little girl we've turned into."

"Well! It's only natural that someone would be like this, when they're around the person they um… you know…" Mio said.

"Hmm…. Really… so if I tried to make a move on you right now… would you resist?" Ritsu asked.

"Um… I don't know… shouldn't you try to create a mood first?"

"Geez… such a demanding person." Ritsu sighed. "You know, I'm kind of tired, I don't know if I really feel like-"

Ritsu was suddenly tackled. Her towel flew off of her. Two hands held Ritsu's wrists down firmly. Her hair was all over her face, but she knew Mio had an agitated face on. Ritsu smirked.

"Wipe the smile off your face." Mio growled.

"My, my, you seemed to have turned into quite the predator haven't you?" Ritsu says. She mentally curses the fact that she can't move her arms, because she would really prefer if she could remove her bangs from in front of her eyes so she can get an eye at Mio.

"You know Mio… we really didn't do it that long ago. It was only like 2 weeks ago." Ritsu points out.

"I know…but… there's a quandary right now." Mio says.

"I have absolutely no idea what "quandary" means." Ritsu says, trying to keep her cool as she feels Mio rub her legs against her.

"It's a predicament. The thing is… well… in the bath…" Mio said, embarrassed.

"You got turned on didn't you?! Who knew that a body, such as mine, could have such destructive power as to make the all-mighty Mio-chan admit she wants to have sex!" Ritsu snickered. She felt a pinch on her stomach and yelped.

"You don't ever shut up. Read the mood, would you?" Mio said, sighing.

"Geez, even when your like in heat, you still abused me. I bet there's a show about that. 10 years from now, "Abused wife number 203, Ritsu Akiyama!" and I'll be up there all bruised with a black eye in my tattered clothes and you'll be like," Ritsu made her voice man deep. "Yo bitch, go makez me a sandwich! And getz me a bee' while ya at it!"

"My voice isn't that deep and it never will be. And since when do I talk like that?" Mio said. "Oh whatever, I don't feel like it now… I think I'm going to bed."

"You know, Mio I would like to say something first of all. When you go into the bathroom, wait a couple seconds and then look in the toilet." Ritsu said, smirking.

"Huh? Why?" Mio said, feeling as if something horrible might happen.

"Just do it." Ritsu said, waving her off.

"What ever…" Mio said, grabbing some clothes and walking into the bathroom.

She came out three minutes later with a weird look on her face. She stared at Ritsu for a couple of seconds, who was just smiling smugly. Ritsu was laying on one of the two beds, her feet dangling off the edge, reading a manga.

"My period came…?" Mio said, almost as a question.

"I know." Ritsu said, haughtily.

"How did you know…?"

"Please Mio. I have known you for how many years now? It's easy to pick up on when you're going to have your period. I mean personally I don't mind the taste of blood all that much, I guess it depends on the person, but I knew that you'd probably just be embarrassed later." Ritsu said, with a small shrug.

Mio looked at her and then smiled. She walked over, to Ritsu and sat down next to her. Ritsu looked up at her, and smiled back.

"You really do know me pretty well, don't you?" Mio said.

"Of course I do. It's my duty as your eternal guardian." Ritsu said.

"Although… you need to lay off the vampire manga. That may have been the weirdest thing I have ever heard you say. "I don't mind the taste of blood all that much"." Mio said, taking Ritsu's Vampire Knightmanga. Ritsu grabbed the air around where her manga used to be and whined.

"C'mon already, I'm tired." Mio said, sighing. She yawned, trying to prove her point.

"Alright, alright. Let's go to bed." Ritsu said. Mio started to pull the covers up and get in Ritsu's bed. Ritsu turned over and looked at her. "To scared to sleep in your own bed."

"Sh-shut up! I'm not scared! I just wanted to…" Mio turned away, but not fast enough because Ritsu still saw her turn red.

"You wanted to…" Ritsu said, trying to get her to continue.

"I wanted to… sleep with you. Even if I'm not… uh… "sleeping" with you." Mio said.

"Aw! You're so cute!" Ritsu said, wrapping her arms around Mio tightly. "Alright, I'll let you sleep with me. But you know… I think this would be called spooning. I finally figured out why they called it spooning! I searched it up on Urban Dictionary!" Ritsu said, pulling Mio's back closer to her chest.

"Shut up." Mio said.

"One last thing… please?" Ritsu whispered in her ear. Mio had to keep from giggling, because it tickled.

"What is it?" Mio said, a hint of laughter in her voice.

"I… love you." Ritsu said.

Mio froze for a second, and then affectionately snuggled closer to Ritsu. She held Ritsu's arms around her stomach and smiled, falling asleep.

"I love you too." She said, before dozing off.

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW!

Sorry, it was impulse. Anyways… nothing much happened I just wanted to write something today. It was completely impulse. I seem to go a lot of things based on impulse.