I CAN'T STOP! The last one was too serious. Time for some Ultra-Crack. I was crossing over with one show in particular, but I think at least the genre should be fairly obvious to everyone. Enjoy!
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Iruka the Adventurer!
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"Ohayo! It's me, Ruka! O genki desu ka? How are you today? Are you ready for an ADVENTURE? Junbi dekita! Let's go!
"GO, GO, GO! Kinasai, come on, let's go!
GO, GO, GO! Kinasai, come on, let's go!
"Guess what we're going to do today! Atete mite! Guess!
"Yay! That's right! Today we're going to assassinate an Mist-Nin! A Ninja from Kirigakure! A Mist-Nin! Yay! But we'll need some help. Ganbatte, Come on, everyone, help me out!
KASHI! *clap clap clap*
KASHI! *clap clap clap*
KASHI! *clap clap clap*
WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!"
"Yo, Iruka. What's up?"
"We need your help, Kashi!"
"We? Kashi?"
"We need your help to assassinate the Mist-Nin! Onegai?! Please? Everybody! Onegai?! Please?"
"Iruka, are you feeling okay?"
"I feel great! Waku waku suru! I'm really excited! Let's GO! First, we need to go to through the forest! Then, we need to go over the waterfall! Then, we need to assassinate the Mist-Nin! YAY!
"Forest, Waterfall, Assassination!
Forest, Waterfall, Assassination!
Tanoshimou ne! Let's go have some fun!
Having an adventure together,
So much fun for everyone!
Tanoshimou ne! Let's go have some fun!
Having an adventure together,
So much fun for everyone!
"We made it through the forest! The mori! The forest! Yay! Now we have to cross the waterfall! OH NO! It's NARUTO! He wants ramen, but we don't have any time! Everyone!
"Naruto, NO RAMEN!
Naruto, NO RAMEN!"
"Umm, Iruka-sensei? Did you hit your head on something?"
"Naruto, NO RAMEN!
Naruto, NO RAMEN!"
"Oooookay. I'll… see you later. Make sure he doesn't do anything stupid, okay, Kakashi?"
"I'll do my best, Naruto…"
"He ran away! Yay! And now we're almost over the waterfall!
"Tanoshimou ne! Let's go have some fun!
Having an adventure together,
So much fun for everyone!
"There's the Mist-Nin! Let's assassinate him! Everyone be brave! Yuuki o dashite! Be brave! "
"Iruka, I don't think that's the best idea…"
"Let's kill him with this knife! Kogatanawomottekorosu! Kill him with a knife! Yay"
"What the… URK!"
"YAY!"
"Wow, I can't believe that actually worked… remind me not to piss you off, Iruka…"
"We did it, everyone!
"Yatta janai! You did it!
Banzai, hooray! Teamwork saves the day!
Yatta janai! You did it!
Banzai, hooray! Teamwork saves the day!
YAY!"
"Come on, Iruka. Let's incinerate this body and get you home."
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My spellcheck does not appreciate Japanese, let me tell you. I hope everyone got the crossover! Did you guess? Atete mite? Did you guess the crossover? I really want to do a reading podcast of this stupid fic, because the little songs are ridiculous and really work better when you hear them...
Lol.