So just a little thing that's been in my head for a while. I got this idea for a text message I sent a friend (hint hint: the first line in the fic ;D) But I hope you like this and please review because reviews are like crack to me…. No seriously I have a problem. XD

Regular= Shawn

Bold= Gus

Disclaimer: I do not own these lovely characters that are PSYCH!!!! I just like to borrow and play with them =D

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"And then we burst into a rambunctious slurry of fiery hot dance moves."

"Shawn none of your plans ever turn out the way you plan it. You just wing it on the fly. No way, I ain't playing these games no more."

" I wasn't aware we were playing a game, but if we are may I suggest connect four. I don't know just getting those four little checker pieces in a row like that make my heart fill with joy! Must have something to do with deep rooted psychological issues, something about how I wasn't hugged enough as a child."

"Oh believe me Shawn, you've got issues."

"Gus what is up with you? With this? I thought we were like Hugh Laurie and Robert Sean Leonard, but obviously I was wrong."

"Wow wow wow, I no way am I Hugh Laurie!"

"Well obviously I'm Hugh Laurie, since I am clearly the more sarcastic and witty one of the group, but now that you mention it Robert Sean Leonard does have much better hair, which I obviously win...... Bad example. Ok scratch that we r now Joey and Jesse because I know how much you love Full House."

"What you talking about? I watched that show like twice when I was a kid."

"No you didn't! Just last week I walked in on you in the middle of 'Full House Wednesday' on ABC Family and then when you thought i wasn't paying attention you watched 'Secret Life Of The American Teenager' I mean really dude? Seriously I need to take away your guy card. But by now you would be at negative five thousand eight hundred and sixty four and I'm your friend so I don't want to do that to you."

"Whatever Shawn! I'm still not following your crazy plan that's gonna make me look like a fool in front of the entire SBPD! You always change it last minute and I'm stuck there looking like an idiot cause I didn't get the memo!"

"Gus I assure you that's not what's going to happened! Look, I promise you that I will not change the plan. No gimmicks. No funny business. And I promise that if you follow my plan I won't say anything about your incessant Full House watching to Martha, that new barista a starbucks that you seem to be taking the liking to."

"You wouldn't!"

"Oh yes I would."

"Fine Shawn you win his time. I'll follow your little plan, but if you switch it up I get to watch whatever I want on TV and you can't make fun of one thing, got it?"

"You have my word Gus."

~~~~~PSYCH~~~~

"You said you weren't gonna change anything!"

"I DIDN'T........ except for the dance thing, but I personally thought you added something special to the crime scene, flailing around like a spazing monkey ninja, you really set the mood for the guy being taken away in handcuffs."

"You know what this means now."

"Full House Wednesday?"

"I'll make the popcorn."

AN/ Well I hoped you liked this! Please review! If you do Gus will magically appear and let you feel his magically head! O_o