Light hummed as he shifted yet another case file off the desk. 'No L, no, L, no L, no L. Soon, I, Kira, will rule the world!'

Misa looked at him from across the room. "Why are you humming Christmas carols? It's nowhere near Christmas."

Light paused, then spread a fake smile across his face. "Is there something wrong with liking Christmas carols?"

Misa frowned, trying to make sense out of his words. She gave up and chalked it to being teased yet again. "But you don't even—" Wait. Light didn't like holidays, bet he was humming a Christmas carol, and Christmas was a day of lovers. There was an illogical epiphany as her brain readjusted to the knowledge. "I love you too, Light!" she said grinning. Obviously it could only be his way of showing affection. Right.

Light stared at her, shrugged, and went back to clearing off his desk. Whatever. Misa never made sense.

On a different plane…

"Hmm, so obviously Yagami-kun has taken his obsession with being a self proclaimed god to a new level, thus associating himself with the Christian savior."

"Er, L-san?" a random Kira victim said timidly. "Is there a need to analyze his every thought anymore? Besides, this is Kira we're talking about. He's crazy."

L looked at the ghost uncomprehendingly. "That's precisely why he has to follow some sort of logic," he said simply.

Ryuk looked at them out of the corner of his eye. "You know, I could tell him that you're haunting him…all of you." His gaze swept to include the thousands of other ghosts in the room, practically piling on top of each other.

"And ruin our mutual fun? Hardly." L went back to chewing his thumbnail as he floated over Light's head. One benefit of being dead was he could finally hear Light's thoughts. The downside was that now he had no one to tell them to. Ah, well, it was more interesting than passing on, at any rate.

Oblivious to it all, Light continued to hum his massacred Christmas carol.

Ok, am I the only one who ever thought this? Every time I hear Noel, the only thing that comes into my mind is Light gleefully singing, "No L!" And thus this engrained itself in my brain. Now I am unburdening it to all of you, May it haunt your soul~! Don't hate me too much for the OOC. In my defense, Light does like to gloat…a lot. Hope you enjoyed this. If you don't find this funny, I will not be offended. No flaming please.