Quirks

AN: This one-shot is stupid, perverted and immature. Coincidentally, I had to write it.

"I just think it's weird. Who the hell in their right mind has interest in this garbage?" wondered Booth grumpily. As every homicide investigation resulted in a computer check, they often learned more about the victim then they would have liked.

"It's a very human interest, Booth. Human sexual preferences…"

"Stop right there, Bones."

"He was researching popular worldwide kinks. He was a Professor at a University. I found it very interesting." She pouted.

"I have to agree with Booth here. Sex isn't supposed to be so perverted." stated Hodgins calmly. This calm face was broken when Angela snorted.

"You're such a hypocrite. No more Japanese schoolgirl for you." She and Zach burst out laughing.

"What's it to you Zach?" Hodgin's demanded, " I thought you'd be too busy daydreaming about lonely identical twin sisters?"

"Perhaps this is an inappropriate work topic." Booth and Bones suggested nervously in unison.

"Maybe Angela is grumpy at me because I'm not a black cop." mumbled Hodgin's.

"Let's cool it everyone." soothed Cam, " We're all pretty tied down with work."

"Only some of us are tied down." laughed Booth, prompting Bones to glare at him.

"I'm sorry what? Dominatrix librarian?" She shot back. He had the decency to flush.

"You guys cause me nothing but stress." sighed Cam.

"That's what Spanish pool boys are for right?"

"Shut it Booth."

AN: I really have nothing else to say.;]