Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Hey little brother,
What's it like to be a traitor?
Now you know how I'm feeling,
Even gained me a couple haters.
Yes it's true.
At least I have more fangirls than you!
I swear it's true.
Hey little brother,
Can you hurry just this instant?
I'm right here and very lonely,
Kisame came and wouldn't listen.
I close my eyes,
Put on my cloak and a fake disguise,
Troubles will arise...
Oh how dare they arrest me!
I was just out for a shopping spree,
Thought that everything was free,
Since I'm part of the Akatsuki,
You fools, release me!
Hey little brother,
I'm stuck here in a jail cell,
The people here aren't one of my fans,
And there is this smell,
And it's coming from the food.
And there's something strange about this dude,
Wearing a hood.
Hey little brother,
Can you help me just this one time?
I know you're still in this
"I'll-kill-you" phase,
But would it be such crime
To help me?
Forget the clan,
And be the better man!
Please tell me you can?
Oh how I yearn to be free,
Missed Jerry Springer on TV!
Even had to hold in a pee,
Because the toilets were so dirty.
Someone save me.
It seems I have misjudged that hooded man,
Who helped me escaped,
And like hell we ran!
I'd crawl on my knees if I had no other way.
The other people all made fun of us,
But me and him just laughed along because,
We know that later there will be hell to pay!
Strange hooded man, promise me
That by the time that we're free,
We shall take over the world
And get a girl!
Hey little brother,
Now I'm good and I'm happy,
Chilling with my new pink haired girl,
And making life hard for you.
It's fun to commit evil of this sort,
With my new buddy Voldemort.
Hey little brother you should meet this sport
My buddy Voldemort.
But you'll still pay for not saving me,
You and the whole Akatsuki!
I learned a lot of things from Voldie,
You'll get more than a death glare from me,
Just wait and see...
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