Message from Goth Lolita!

This is a random one-shot idea I had when I was snuggling down into my blankets, with the worst backache ever. (If somebody tells you that the Self Defense class is an easy 100, just WALK AWAY.) And I though, 'Wow, I wish Hiei was here to be all warm and special…' But, it would be weird if I made an OC, just for my inane desire for Hiei to give me a back-rub, so I put Kagome in, instead.

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Space Heater

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Kagome collapsed on her bed, muscles aching from the unspeakable horrors she had just underwent. "I swear to fucking Kami, what was I thinking when I said yes to him? InuYasha was right…"

"The mutt was right?" a new voice said from her doorway. "About what?" Her bed shifted as a new weight was introduced to it.

"About Sesshomaru. He. Is. Such. A. Sadistic. Bastard. I hurt so much. I swear, my pain is his pleasure."

A growl from her mate signified his annoyance. "I am the only one allowed to derive pleasure from you, onna." His hands found the worst of the soreness, working to make it go away.

"Mmmm…whatever you say, Hiei…It's your own fault, you know."

"How is that?"

"You said that I should learn how to fight, and defend myself."

"You should have asked me, not the inu."

"But, then we wouldn't get any work done."

"Acceptable losses. It would have been worth it."

His hands stopped their gentle ministrations on her back, and she rolled into his embrace. His body fit perfectly the contours of her own, more comforting and soothing than one might expect of the stoic fire apparition, and perfectly warm.

"You're just like a space heater." Kagome giggled sleepily, eyes drifting shut. She heard him chuckle.

'But, then again, no space heater is as…skilled…as Hiei is, at certain…things…' she thought.

The heat around her suddenly spiked, signaling that Hiei had caught the very impure thoughts coming from his miko.

Ah, irony. Don't you just love it?

'This is what I get, for mating a horny Jaganshi…'

He chuckled again. "It is indeed, onna." he said aloud. "It is indeed."