The Plunnie Ate My Brain

(22) The One That Was on Tumblr

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Title: Umm...
Rating: eh
Genre: ...humor?
Pairing: N/A
Summary: Umm...

The Explanation: This was just a rambling thing I put up on tumblr, but my friend was all, "you should add that to your drabble dump", so... here. I guess.

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I need to stop reading anything ever written by Rorschach's Blot because plunnies start appearing from nowhere like "ahaha, remember that one idea you had? Well, me and it had a thing and yeah, get ready for a million grandkids" and then boom, brain explodes and I'm running out of paper to write on and my hand is cramping, where the fuck are my other pens, screw it, gimme a pencil, and then the lead breaks and it's like gahghjkkjhrfl!? *dies*.

you know?

Cuz now I have this idea that Sirius got sick of being told to stay inside like a grounded teenager so he and Remus kidnap Harry and are like, screw everyone, you're a kid, let's not make you fight a war the previous generation started, who cares what some batty old biddy obsessed with incense and bangles said? And Harry was like, right on, let's go.

For some reason they decide to make money from their vacation so they think of something to do and settle on collecting really hard to find potion ingredients cuz like, adventure and stuff. Sirius want to go to Australia for the added bonus of babes and opals but Remus thinks Brazil would be better, and Harry heard something about Africa once for like a second from Hermione, but in the end they're like screw it, we'll go everywhere so they start the Semi-Mobile Potion Parts Purveyor Inc where they go whenever they want to and set up camp for a while before leaving to go somewhere else.

And one of them knows/finds a spell to make legal illegal untraceable portkeys that works more like apparating a bunch of things/people at once used by some Russian magical traveling circus or something so that's how they get around. And people back home are like we are so done with this, so they join up with them and start semi-mobile businesses too (like the twins make a semi-mobile WWW branch and Luna and Hagrid join up to make a semi-mobile zoo, and Neville decides that finding and growing exotic plants sounds fun, and others come too, and eventually someone's like, why not a semi-mobile traveling inn, and everyone's like, that's a totally awesome idea!)

and meanwhile

Everyone (Dumbledore/Ministry/Voldemort) wants to know where the hell the Hero is cuz there's like a war going on, right? So they all send people out to find/capture/kill him but Harry's luck is like, insane, so they somehow miss him by juuuust a bit and usually find themselves in a bit of a "situation" which ends up often being hilarious and usually painful but never anything good. So the war never actually gets off the ground and eventually things just smooth themselves out somehow or Voldemort just spontaneously combusts, who knows.

and Harry, Sirius, and Remus just go on traveling the world. The End.

Darn you, RB.

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AN1: I actually very much like Rorschach's Blot, so no offense was intended. It's just a little frustrating to read a fic while taking a break from writing only for that fic to act like viagra to the plot bunnies in my head.

AN2: Feel free to follow me on my new tumblr if you want. It's just for fic ideas, drabbles, Q&A's, etc. Username is plunniewhisperer. (It is very, very new, and don't expect too much. I really hate social media, so I have a habit of using it as reluctantly as possible.) As usual, WIPs are on my Ao3 account.