Hi! It's me MsDelightfullyInsane, formerly prettylittleliars21! Sorry this chapter is late, but I forgot my notebook with the first chapter when I went on vacation, and last week I was banned from the computer from my mother. Then she grounded me for another week, and then when I was finally able to use the computer, it can't turn on because the adapter is broken. So then we wait for about five days to get it, but then we took a weekend trip and forgot the computer. So, blame her.

Also, I'm sorry I only have two chapters for you guys to enjoy, but I will have more soon, I don't know when. Welcome to the new and improved School Sucks!

Disclaimer: You know what, I won't even bother to say the whole thing. No, I don't. That's all you're getting.

Bella POV:

Edward and I were sitting in the living room at the main Cullen house. Jasper and Alice were flipping through TV channels, although we all know nothing good is on at 7:30 in the morning. Jacob and Renesmee (we ALL call her Ness or Nessie now) were on the chaise across from the sofa Jasper and Alice were on. Emmett and Rosalie were upstairs doing only-God-unfortunately-for-Him-knows-what, while Carlisle and Esme were in the kitchen making breakfast for Jake and Ness. Edward and I were in the middle of an intense game.

"One, two, three, four, I declare Thumb War!" I chanted.

A very intense game indeed.

I was somehow winning, 4 to 0. Maybe because I have mad skills, or because I might probably, possibly, perchance be distracting Edward with my not-so-G-rated thoughts.

I think it's my mad skills. Ha! I won again!

"Bella. This is completely unfair. You are abusing your power." Edward said.

"Edward," I said in mock hurt, "Why me? Cheating? I'm hurt. Alice, did you see me cheating, or as Edward rudely put it, 'abusing my power'?" I turned to her with wide, innocent eyes.

"Bella, I haven't seen you do a thing. I mean, you are my best friend and I know you would never even think about cheating, especially against Edward." She responded, also sporting the wide, innocent eyes look.

"Jasper, what about you?" I asked.

"Bella, I didn't see a thing." Jasper said with a knowing smile.

"Jacob? Ness?"

"Bells, I've known you for years, and I know you wouldn't cheat," Jacob said smiling.

"Mom, it's you. Enough said," Renesmee finished.

"Traitors, even my own daughter," I heard Edward mumble.

"One, two, three, four, I declare Thumb War!" I chanted for the last time. I started assaulting Edward's mind with my thoughts. He faltered and I pinned his thumb underneath mine.

"Woo! And the crowd goes wild! Bella Cullen, champion of the world!" I yelled, mimicking the noise my imaginary crowd would make.

"Thumb wars are stupid," Edward mumbled to himself, obviously annoyed.

"Oh, come on Edward. It was a stupid game for kids!" I said, amused with his annoyance.

"Exactly. I'm fucking 207 years old and I can't win a kid's game!" Edward exclaimed, pouting at the end.

We've really matured, haven't we?

Emmett and Rosalie came downstairs, with satisfied/utterly disgusting smiles on their faces. Rosalie looked wonderful in her red long-sleeved blouse and dark-washed jeans, while Emmett wore a blue sweater and black jeans.

"Morning, ladies and dogs! Isn't it a great morning?" Emmett said.

"Oh, shut up, Emmett!" Everyone, including Carlisle and Esme, said in unison.

When Edward said Emmett and Rosalie were the most physical couple, he wasn't exaggerating. It is actually disgusting how many times we must hear about Emmett's various sexcapades on everyone's property except his own. In fact, his new favorite past time is teasing Edward and I on our sex lives, or to him lack thereof. Well, sorry we aren't all sexual deviants.

What? We aren't.

Don't look at me like that.

Okay, maybe a little.

Fine, we are fully, Jesus! Give me a break!

Jacob and Renesmee had finished eating through my whole whooping Edward's ass at Thumb Wars episode. Edward glared at me. Oh. Must have forgotten to put up my shield again.

"You are correct, love," Edward said. Uh…sorry?

"You have nothing to be sorry for, Bella." Aw, he's so sweet.

"You can be afraid however, since I do plan on getting back at you." He said, looking proud of himself. I gulped. I've learned over these past 100 years not to get pranked by the Cullens, especially the boys. They have no mercy. They would prank God, for Pete's sake.

"Whatever you say," I said in a sing-song voice, trying to look indifferent. No need for him to know I am actually terrified.

"Bella?" He said.

"My shield was down again, wasn't it?"

"Yup."

"Damn."

Bella POV:

We all piled into our Acura MDX, with Edward driving and me in the passenger seat with everyone else in the last two rows of seats. As we peeled out of the garage, a wretched song came on, which Emmett happened to love.

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy." He started.

(AN: I know, I know, you are thinking: How the hell can someone actually hate that song? I'll tell you why. I don't nor will I ever like Ke$ha, so suck on that. KEEP READING)

"Emmett, I swear to God…" Edward trailed off. Em ignored him and kept screechi- I mean, singing.

Edward and I tried our best to ignore him. I saw Renesmee and Alice rolled their eyes at Emmett, but were quietly singing along. Jasper was rubbing his temples through the rear view mirror.

Rosalie said while gesturing towards Emmett, "Why do I put up with this?"

"The real question is, how do you put up with this?" Jacob retorted. Emmett, although he looked pissed, ignored us and kept shrieki-I mean, singing.

Jasper finally spoke up. "Emmett, I swear to God if you don't stop singing, you'll regret it."

Alice piped up saying, "You should listen to him, Em." But Emmett ignored them both, and instead of stopping he looked directly at Jasper and sang the chorus of the pathetic stringing together of notes and "lyrics" the teenage generation considers music. (AN: Don't you sort at me. I'm 12 and I believe this. You know it's true.)

"That's it, Edward, stop the car." Jasper said.

"Why should I st-"

"EDWARD, STOP THE GOD DAMN CAR." Jasper yelled.

"Fine, Jesus, no need to shout." Edward put the car gently to a stop. Jasper got out of the car and dragged Emmett, who was still squawki- I mean, singing, out of the car as well. Jasper took Emmett's backpack out of the car, and kicked it towards the forest, most likely sending it 1000's of miles away. Jasper next did the same thing with Emmett. He landed with a thud. Jasper walked back to the car, breathing in calming breaths, and sat back down in his original seat. He looked toward Edward.

"Okay, Edward, you can go back to driving again."

"But what about Emmett?" Edward asked.

"Eh, he's got legs." Jasper said nonchalantly.

"But what about-"

"DRIVE, Edward."

"Once again, shattering my eardrums with the shouting." Edward mumbled, although we all could hear.

Renesmee tapped Rose on her shoulder. "Rose, don't you feel any amount of worry for your husband? Or anger at Jasper for kicking him a couple hundred miles away?"

"Nessie, as much as I love my husband and the fact that I would die a horrible, lonely death without him by my side, sometimes he pisses me off. Especially, when he sings Ke$ha songs," Rosalie told her.

Ness shrugged, and sat back down. Then her ears perked up. "Ooh, Black Eyed Peas." She turned up the radio, and we all started dancing, even Edward, to I Gotta Feeling.

What a way to start school, huh?