Epilogue.

What an ending!

Even depressing and quick for me!

I need to give one of my biggest stories a proper burial.

I Thank PhoenixReece for letting me use Chunky, and Thank you Dad for scaring the shit out of me with those creepy bed time stories.

I especially have to thank you people who are reviewing. You make me what I am!

And that's the cue for you to start reading.

Things had taken a low boggy road since Toothy died. Unbeknownst to Many, Boogeyman-Evil died with Flippy, and when the killings stopped right after Toothy's death, Katz was heralded to quite a few many as a hero. Although those who knew the truth were itching to strike the egomaniac in the face.

Chunky recovered, although the loss of Toothy and the fact he knew the truth held videogames on a tether he couldn't reach for a while. Cuddles found solice talking to Chunky and Splendid. The Two would also grow closer to their friends and relatives. Fritz and Giggles, the two only marginally affected had only been marginally affected by his death.

Lobo, the most intelligent wolf ever, the King of the Currumpah, the Chuck Norris of Wolves had died of a broken heart. He was snared in the trap of the killers. But he died with dignity, proudly warding off the worst nature could throw at him. Splendid, to was trapped. Toothy didn't mean any harm, and he would've been a good soulmate. Splendid mourned in vegetative peace. One would think his physical wellbeing would flop, but he's a superhero, and deterioration was close to impossible.

Splendid didn't help often anymore. Ironically, the town was off better without him.

Today, though, there was a new citizen in town. It was his duty to show the newcomer around. He'd rather look at what he could've done to prevent Toothy's death, but he needed to soak up some vitamin D anyways.

...

Splendid floated inches above the ground, watching the People move about behind the glass. Murmurs and footsteps seemed as ominous as a lion's roar behind the wall. Katz and Chunky were getting the paper work sorted out. All that immigration bullshit. Atleast he wasn't illegal, like Russell and Sniffles were.

A new face wouldn't replace the face he lost. But it provided a new distraction. What could be more distracting than some American Dog that can't fit through the door, or an Armadillo who couldn't speak a word of English. Or, better yet, providing houses for a paranoid War Vet or his millions of fangirls.

Chunky opened the door hastily. If someone had stood next to the door, he'd have a broken nose and a doorknob in his colon. He had a smile ear to ear, and his eyes were bright and hopefilled. "The Paper works are done, Othoty. This is our Town's local superhero, Splendid." The Koala said in a chipper voice.

Splendid looked over the newcomer with a vulture's eye. The Mammal entering the room was a beaver, which meant he was either American or Canadian, possibly from Winter's West or Zweistadt. His big buck teeth hinted backwood beaver. He was purple, which meant he was of the Clan O'f-

It hit him like a ton of bricks. It was Toothy! Albeit, not a boogeyman, but he was the beaver form of Toothy. He tugged nervously upon the suitcase he was holding. He nervously looked up at Splendid and muttered something inaudible. Chunky and Splendid exchanged bewildered but happy looks.

Katz walks in and puts a hand on Othoty's shoulder. She sticks a worm like finger in his face. "If you spread your queerness to the population, I'll shoot you." She warns bitterly.

Toothy pushes the hand out of his face, and raises his eyebrows. "Do you put out fires by dousing them with water, extinguishing them with a fire extinguisher, or by dumping bodies upon it until it is smothered?" He says in a very placid, but mocking voice. Chunky and Splendid snicker, and Katz shoots them a disapproving glare.

Toothy picks up his suitcase and walks over to Splendid, and grins, "Hello, Splendid, sir.". Splendid places a warm hand on Toothy's shoulder. He reaches out to shake hands, and is met halfway by the violet beaver.

"Welcome to Happy Tree Town, Tooth-I mean Othoty."


Cuddles is walking along the beach whenn he stumble upon a beer bottle floating not to far for shore, caught in the lapping waves. He picks up the brown bottle, and begins to wipe off the sand covered exterior. Smoke billows from the mouth of the bottle, and a green otter, dressed in a sailor's uniform appears. He wore a fez upon his head, and his mouth was a cancerous mound.

He whailed like a catholic saint. He smiled at Cuddles. "Zeg Groeten! I am Genie DRIPS!"

The End!

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