A/N: Okay people I am back, hopefully for good this time. It has been so long and I feel soooooooooo bad, but I am going to try and make it up to all my readers. For starters I am revising this story and fixing all my errors. Second I decided since I have a lot of free time right now (except on Tuesdays and Thursdays) I will also be starting the 100 fanfiction challenge, why? I thought it would be fun. And lastly I will be taking request for any stories if anyone has them. If not that is fine.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. And I really don't understand why I have to put this because it's obvious that I don't. Just saying.

Now to the fanfiction!

"Class today we have a new student. She has moved here from Suna. I like you to all welcome Haruno Sakura to our wonderful school." Said the silver haired teacher, most of the class just ignored him, not really caring that there was a new student. "Now Miss Haruno can you please tell us a little about yourself?"

"My name is Sakura, I am sixteen and yes my hair is naturally pink. We don't know why it just is. I am currently studying to be a doctor and/or an Interrogator, for I am a master of perception. I can tell if someone is lying, cheating, and I can give you the EXACT personality of anyone you wish just by their appearance." I said with a smirk on my face

"Prove it!" some chick with red hair yelled. "Try to figure out Sasuke-kun!"

"Miss Haruno would it be ok to show your abilities to the class?" the teacher asked. I simply nodded and stood there. "Sasuke, can you come up to the front of the class for Miss Haruno's demonstration of her abilities, please?"

A boy with dark spiked hair stood up and replied with a 'Hn'. 'Too Easy' I thought. He walked to the front and stood right beside me with a bored look on his face.

"Well to start, you hate the outdoors," I began. "Your skin is too pale and your clothes are too nice for someone who would like to hike and crap like that. And since we are on the matter of clothes, they are well made, so you come from a rich family, but you dislike your parents and wish to rebel. Thus the reason why you are wearing a black muscle shirt with an open and ripped up white colored shirt and ripped skinny jeans. I can also tell you either like piercings and tats or you like pissing off your parents since you have your eyebrow pierced, your nipples are pierced twice to make a crisscross pattern or whatever it's called, and your tongue is pierced. Also you have the Uchiha fan tattooed on your upper arm and you have a raven on your forearm.

You like sex, A LOT. I can tell by the tongue piercing which is the reason why people get them, oral sex. Oh, by the way it has a remote controlled vibrator and the remote is in your back pocket with your comb. You are a playboy who doesn't care about women's feelings. You use them for sex then you throw them away like trash.

You are a cold emotional bastard that cares for little. You think you are a god because of the countless fangirls that follow you everywhere. You are conceited, selfish, rude,and high maintenance. You have a big ego, I'm talking HUGE, bigger than any normal guys." I told them all. "I could probably go on for another ten minutes, but I don't want to waste sensei's time."

The whole class sat there in awe. I giggled to myself as I watched their faces. Ah, I just love that reaction. "Know if I may, sensei may I please take my seat?" I asked innocently.

"Yes you may," he said still in shock. "You can sit next to Miss Yamanaka. Ino please raise your hand."

A pretty girl with blonde hair and blue eyes raised her hand. Cheerleader, captain I presume and not very bright just smart enough to pass her classes. Probably loud and annoying too, but still deal-able, much better than Uchiha. I smiled at her and took my seat. She quickly scribbled down a note and passed it to me.

'Nice job with Sasuke. How did you do that?'she wrote in neat elegant handwriting. It slanted up slightly, if I remember correctly from my psychology that means that she is very optimistic.

'Idk I'm just good at doing it, always have been. Even as a child.'I wrote down in my quick chicken scratch.

'Well that was still awesome. Hey if you don't have anywhere to be why not sit with me and my friends at lunch.'

'Sure' was all I wrote and copied the notes the teacher had left for us up on the board. All of it boring and quite worthless since I already learned this lesson back at my old school.

The bell rang a half an hour later. Throughout the class Ino and I continued to pass notes. We found out that we have some things in common and I learned that my analysis of her was indeed correct.

"Hey Sakura-chan!" A boy screamed to me. I turned around and looked at him. "Do you think you can do that thing you did to Sasuke-teme to me too!"

"Ok?" He jumped for joy and eagerly waited for my assessment. Ok this boy is weird. "You are the adorable idiot kind-of-guy. You any lack common sense and intelligence that a normal person would have but it works and some girls like that. Girls find you attractive in a childlike kind-of-way, but that's not bad per se. You are naïve, but that doesn't bug you or the girls that are after you. You aim for something high in life, I'm guessing a principal or a mayor or something among that order. You are sweet and kind and gentle which is another reason that chicks dig you, but if someone threatens your friends you are no longer Mr. Nice Guy, you turn into a beast and do whatever you can to protect the ones you love. Oh and your loud." I walked off with Ino before he could say anything else. Ino was giggling madly.

"Wow, that's three for three. You really are good at this."

"I know." I said smugly.

The day went on without any issues just people wanting me to evaluate them. It was kind of fun and with some it was rather amusing. At lunch I had met Hinata Hyuuga, a shy heiress with a kind heart, Tenten a tomboy who loves weapons, I learned the boy from earlier was Naruto Uzumaki, and Karin, a bitch who don't like me because apparently I was hitting on her precious Sasuke-kun.

As I lay down to go to sleep that night I thought about the school and how I am going to like it here and how much fun I am going to have messing with Uchiha.

A/N: Okay I only did minor editing to this one, but I think it is better now.

So with it all written it comes to a total of 1,068 words. When I redo the next chapter I am going to strive to make it at least 1,500 words.

So reviews are much appreciated, I don't even care if it's a generic review, I would just like something to let me know how I am doing with writing the story because I always get nervous about my writing. But favorites are just as good in my book because it shows me you like it so do which ever you please.