Trainsexual

Genre: Humor

Rating: K

Pairings: one-sided TrainCreed

There was something that was plaguing Kyouko's mind for some time now. It was something that she just couldn't figure out with her impressive IQ. She needed to know. The world would catch on fire! Everyone will catch the Black Death! No, but really, she needed to know.

"Chardeeeeennnnnnnnnn!!!!!" Kyouko screeched as she ran to Charden. Just kidding. She was actually sitting right next to him.

"Errghhh, yes Kyouko?"

"Is Creed-sama gay?"

Charden looked at Kyouko incredulously. "…What?"

Kyouko pouted her lip and turned toward Charden. "He always talks about how much he admired Kuro-sama and how much he wants to see him! Does he love Kuro-sama?"

"Kyouko, Why don't you ask Creed yourself?" Charden said. 'If you want to die…' is what he really wanted to add.

"Ask me what?" Creed's voice said from behind the two.

"Oh, hi Creed-samaaaaaa!!!" Kyouko greeted overenthusiastically.

"What did you want to ask?" Charden was getting nervous now.

"Are you gay?" Charden mentally face-palmed. Did she really have to be so… direct?

Creed looked at her for a moment, his expression hard to read. "I am…"

The suspense was killing her. She needed to know what he was going to add onto the end of that sentence. Kyouko would explode if she didn't know. Surely, someone who dressed like THAT had to be gay. No, but what if he isn't? Ah, she just needed to know so badly!

"…a Trainsexual."