Yes, I should be working on other fictions, but I don't really care…
WolfDoodlez: *stands up straight and spits into microphone* Welcome to the 'We Welcome Flames Game!' Here, in the comments you may flame any character from either the Twilight or Death Note Universe!
Light: And you put these two random series together, why?
WolfDoodlez: Well Mr. Lawyer…
Light: Lawyer? Where the hell did you get lawyer from?
WolfDoodlez: I dunno…ANYWHO, as I was saying…
Edward: Light is an investigator, not a lawyer…
WD & both the Twilight & Death Note Casts: O.o
Emmett: What the hell--
Edward: *sighs* I have been alive for more than three hundred years…
WolfDoodlez: Go on…
Edward: so I've traveled the world…
WolfDoodlez: *adopts therapist glasses* Yes…
Edward: So I've been to Tokyo…
WD & Twilight & Death Note Cast: Oohhhhhhhhh…
Mello: Now I get it…
Emmett: Yep, Eddie's just another rapid fan girl.
Everyone except Edward: *nods*
Edward: Am not!
Near: Psssh yeah, your last name even spells 'I'm a gay' backwards.
Everyone except Near whom is very proud of himself for noticing this before anyone else: ?
Bella: Wait, no Near, Light's last name is Yagami which is 'I'm a gay' backwards. So Light's gay, not Edward. 'Cuz if Edward's gay, that would be weird, considering we already have a son…
Carsile: Daughter…
Bella: Whatever.
Near: *finally understands* Oh. *pulls out puppets*
Edward: Hah!
Light: …
WolfDoodlez: ANYWHO…
Jacob: Whoa! Where the hell did you come from?
WolfDoodlez: The sky.
Jacob: *nods* Ah, I see.
WolfDoodlez: And now some examples:
Dear Alice,
HAH! YOU'RE SO SHORT! MUCH SHORTER THAN ME!!! MUWHAHAHA! SHORTIE! WAIT UNTIL I TELL AL—I MEAN MY IRON BORTHER—I MEAN, UH… THE WALL!
-Not-So-Short-Anymore
Edward: Gee, I wonder who that was from…
Rosalie: Defiantly not that annoying blonde kid from Twilight: Truth or Dare…
Emmett: Are you sure Rose? I mean, I was sure that was…
Rosalie: Sarcasm Emmett, I was using sarcasm…
Emmett: Oohhhhhhhhh…
WolfDoodlez: How will you respond to this Alice?
Alice: Simple, I am not short…
Emmett: Yes you—
And in that moment, Alice's hand flew up to Emmett's mouth. Emmett stopped, surprised at Alice's quickness.
"Let me finish, Emmett…" Alice replied simply.
Emmet gave a simple nod, before touching his tongue to Alice's palm, making her pull back in disgust.
"I am not short! But—"
There was a rumbled of "Suuuuuuuuure your not" from the rest of the cast, but Alice's held up her licked hand to continue.
"I am fun sized. Not short."
Edward: Yeah, didn't see that coming.
L: Of course you couldn't Edward, Alice is the physic one.
Emmett: *coughs* More fan girls.
L: Fan males.
Emmett: *cough*Fan girls *cough*
L: *sighs*
WolfDoodlez: Let's try another one…here's one for Light, I mean Mr. Lawyer…
Edward: Invest---
WolfDoodlez: WHATEVER!
Dear Light:
Why do so many people think you're cute? You are so not. I mean your hair is orange… and your name is "I'm a gay," right? Near is so sexier than you. His hair is BLEACHED!
-Light's fan girl NOT!
Near: My hair is not bleached!
Everyone except Near and Light: SUUUUUUUUURE IT'S NOT.
Light: One fan girl does not belong to me? How is this possible?! *does Kira laugh* IT ISN'T POSSIBLE! MUWHAHAHAHA! *pulls out Death Note and writes 'Light's fan girl NOT!'* DIIIIIIIIE ANTI-FAN GIRL! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! ALL FAN-GIRLS BELONG TO ME!
Light Fan Girls Girl: Whoop! Go Light!
WolfDoodlez: And this concludes the first chapter of the 'We Welcome Flames Game!' Please leave some flames! Thank you!
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