My 100 theme challenge-obviously in writing.
Roxas/Sora won by a landslide on my poll haha.
So here it is!
These will be short-ish, probably won't reach a 1000 words.
Some will be AU, some will not; some might be twincest, some might not. I honestly haven't decided on the twincest stuff but yeah.
Point being: some of the themes will make references, and thus related, to the past themes and some will not.
Theme list taken from Xcaii on deviantart.
I obviously don't own Kingdom Hearts.
RokuSora-100 Theme Challenge
By ShadowYin-Yang
#7-Pirate
"Pirates are better than ninjas…"
Roxas looked up from his manga and stared at Sora who stared back. The blonde could not believe Sora is bringing this stupid argument up.
"I don't care, Sora," he replied before going back to his manga.
"They are!"
"Whatever you say…"
"I know you think otherwise, Roxas!"
"But I know I'm right…"
"Roxas! Stop ignoring me!"
"Sora, the fact that I'm talking to you means I'm not ignoring you," Roxas stated and turned the page.
"You know what I mean!" Sora pouted and stomped his foot. With a sigh, Roxas lowered his manga and placed it on his lap,
"Sora, I don't want to have this stupid pirates vs. ninjas argument because I know you're not going to give in and I certainly won't either."
"Well it's not exactly 'pirates vs. ninjas' you know…"
"Then what are you trying to argue about?"
"One Piece is totally better than Naruto!" Sora pointed at the manga in Roxas's hand, "I mean…really? Naruto isn't THAT great! How are you still into it?!"
"Oh come on!" Roxas stood up, "Naruto is totally better than One Piece!"
"Nu uh!" Sora shook his head, "One Piece has been around longer and they don't actually have useless characters!"
"Sakura got better and I know that's who you're talking about! She's a realistic character! And One Piece is going on WAY too long!"
"At least it doesn't have 20 chapters worth of speeches!"
"At least my main character is smarter than yours…"
"Luffy is so much better than Naruto! And he's not dumb!"
"My series actually has pairings."
"That's not a good thing, Roxas because Naruto has some of the biggest pairing wars on the internet!"
Riku stood up from his seat on the couch when he heard the door being knocked on. Opening it, Kairi waved to him,
"Ready to go?"
"Yes! Please!" Riku almost pleaded but before Kairi could ask why he was so eager to go, she heard the little verbal fight in the other room.
"Naruto is way more of a tear-jerker!"
"No! One Piece is! For crying out loud, one of my most favorite characters just died!"
"......Did Sora purposely start another argument again?" she asked and Riku just nodded, lightly pushing her so they can both leave already, "You know, I think Sora is taking the whole 'fighting is good for a healthy relationship' a bit too literally…I mean who purposely starts a fight?"
"Sora just wants hot make-up sex afterwards…" Riku stated and rolled his eyes, "So I'm staying at your place tonight!"
That night:
"You know, I still think One Piece is better than Naruto," Sora, though tired, murmured against Roxas's bare chest,
"Don't start!" Roxas growled as he pulled the covers over them some more.
"Pirates are more popular though…there's even a pirate costume in the Tales of Symphonia video game."
"Sora! Go to sleep! We just had sex and I'm tired!"
"Okay fine…" Sora pouted and snuggled against Roxas some more, "But I don't know how you're so tired, I'm the one that should be-"
"I did all the work!" Roxas cut in.
"Well I was taking all the abuse from your giant-"
"Sora!" The blonde placed a hand over the brunette's mouth and took in a breath before letting it out, "Go to sleep, please?"
Sora only nodded as he couldn't answer until Roxas moved his hand,
"Good…I love you, Sora."
"Mmm…love you too, Roxas…"
I personally love both Naruto and One Piece lol.
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