Two Bottoms Don't Make a Top

Summary: Taken from the Glee angst meme. The prompt was "Will/Finn, Kurt catches them kissing and runs off crying. Finn has to comfort him and explain why it isn't Kurt he's with.

Will just knew they should have locked the door. He just wanted his lips on Finn's pronto. And other things too but he wasn't going to think about that now. He didn't expect anyone to come bursting in, let alone Kurt. Finn turned to Will and sighed. Kurt had run off crying and Finn felt he needed to explain. Finn knew about Kurt's crush on him but he couldn't be together with Kurt, ever. He needed to tell Kurt why he was with Will. He'd make Kurt understand his choice.

Kurt rushed down the deserted hallway. He bumped into doors and lockers but kept going. He just needed to get away. Away from the pain of seeing his crush kissing their teacher. Kurt could admit to himself that Mr. Shue was attractive but Kurt didn't understand why Finn would choose their teacher over him.

Kurt slumped down to the floor; he couldn't run anymore. Finn walked up to him and laid a hand on his shoulder.

"Kurt, we need to talk." Finn said, looking into Kurt's eyes.

"Just tell me why! Why did it have to be him? Everybody knows that I love you! Why didn't you choose me?" Kurt sobs.

Finn takes Kurt's face into his hands and tilts it upwards so that Kurt is staring into his eyes.

"It's simple, Kurt. Even for a dummy like me. Have you ever thought about sex, Kurt? Where are you in those fantasies? Are you the bottom or the top?" Finn states.

Kurt gives him a look then croaks out, "The bottom."

Finn nods his head. "Me too." Kurt's eyes widen. "That's why you and I can never be together Kurt. Two bottoms just don't make a top."