Ding Dong.

Turkey groan as he was lazily sprawl out on his lounge chair, in his bright red bath robe after a nice long hot bath (with bubbles) with red wine in his hand.

Ding Dong.

Turkey mutter darkly to himself not wanting to move from his spot so instead he yelled out, "The door is unlock ya know!" he swirl the wine around as he heard the door open and closed quietly with soft footsteps heading his way to his bathhouse. He muttered again, not wanting to be disturbed at this time so he growled, "Whata ya want? Can't ya see I'm busy 'ere?" Turkey didn't bother turning around to see whoever came into his house, obviously it wasn't Greece. The newcomer didn't smell like him or complain like him.

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

Silence filled his ears but his clock. His swirled the wine again in frustration knowing his company is right behind. Oh yes he can feel it, right behind him, maybe couple feet away. He frowns, grabbing his mask that was laying on the glass table right next to him as he put it on and finally looks behind him, "I told ye' I'm bu-" he paused, staring at his company…one to be exact. Egypt stared back at Turkey with that same empty stare of his. Turkey became confused, "…Egypt? What are ya doing 'ere?"

Egypt only reply with few blinks, just standing there…still as a statue. Turkey sat up, taking a sip of his wine before setting it down on the table, "Don't give me that old silent treatment or make me repeat me self!" he glares at the Egyptian, very annoyed.

"I want Turkish Delight with nuts…"

"Eh?" Turkey blurt out, "Ya don't give me order! The h*ll you want me candy for?! Especially during this time!"

"I. Want. Turkish. Delight. With. Nuts." Egypt said it with a rather odd tone that made Turkey confused beyond the world itself. What makes it even more confusing is that Egypt had a TONE in his voice!

"If I get it for ya, would you leave me alone?" Turkey grumbled, not wanting to fight for once though he hardly fought with Egypt, only Greece gets him going. Egypt simply nods which Turkey gets up," You'll pay for makin' me doin' this." He left the bathhouse and into his kitchen, knowing he had a bag of those somewhere. He fumbles around, not from the wine but rather his thoughts about why suddenly Egypt wanted his candy. He could of bought it from the store but why him? H*ll he's even ordering him to get it! He should get him for himself! He grumbles as he grabs the bag of candy and heads back to the bathhouse.

" 'Ere," Turkey tosses the bag at Egypt, without even caring he caught it perfectly or anything as he plop himself back on the lounge chair, "Now leave me 'lone." He grabs his wine again and sips it though only silence greets him once more. He muttered darkly once more, not looking back.

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

He's…still…there. Turkey slams his wine glass back on the table and looks back. Egypt was staring at him with that stupid blank stare and the candy bag on the floor," What do you want?!" he snapped, "I got what ye need now go!" Egypt didn't move which made Turkey very mad as he finally gets up and walk over to the man, "Did the sun fry yer brain of yers? I told ya to leave!" He tower over the small tan Egyptian.

"You didn't give me what I wanted..." he spoke with no hint of fright or anything…but that odd tone.

Turkey stare at him dumbfounded, "Whata mean by tha'? I gave ya yer Turkish Delight with nuts!"

"Not the right one…"

"Wha-"

"It's not the right one…" Egypt took a step toward Turkey which made the nation back off. " Yer brains must be raisins from yer crazy heat! Whata mean by-"he was cut off when suddenly Egypt went to his knees, his face inches away from his manhood.

"I told you. I want Turkish Delight with Nuts."

"Oh d*mn."

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Turkish Delight is like this candy in Europe that is reddish gooey cube thingies. I heard it from Narnia and my friend mention they also have nuts. Egypt and Turkey do not belong to me!