Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I was not blessed with the idea of Twilight. L But, fortunately, I was blessed with the idea of a great and totally awesome fan fiction. My name is Sadie, and I live in the south. But don't worry, I'm not southern in accent or language. This is my first fan fiction, so DON'T BE A HATER! Please enjoy! J

Bella POV!!

"Bella, if you don't come down here in ONE minute!!" My best friend Alice screeched at me.

Alice and I had been friends since diapers, but sometimes I still hated her guts. I had spent the whole day yesterday being tortured on a shopping trip. And I only have, oh, 30 new outfits. Insert angry sigh.

Alice had a way of persuading you into almost anything. Including me and shopping. Which, by the way, is a disastrous combination. She bought me new heels, which I strictly told her not to, but when I went to look in my bag for my cell phone, she bought them anyway.

As I was making my way to the car, I tripped, which earned a gash in my left hand. I winced, but it wasn't bad enough for a doctor's visit, so I just brushed it off and continued to the car.

When I got there, I put my now overstuffed suitcase in the trunk.

As I was about to reach for the handle, Alice pulled up further. It happened a couple more times, until I ran for the door. Alice started driving full speed. I was running after her, which would be a pretty funny sight, if you hadn't have been me.

I looked over at the Cullen household. For some reason, I had never met the Cullens. They had always seemed like nice people, but when I was near, they were silent. I had my imagination going full speed when I was thinking about them, mostly because of there ridiculously handsome son. He had the most perfect and bronze colored strands in his hair, and the most attractive green eyes.

Tearing my attention away from the old, beautiful house, I stared ahead of me. Something occurred to me the second we stopped driving. Didn't the Cullens say there son was going to Harvard, too? I knew Alice was going to go for design, and I was going for law school. Uh-oh….wasn't there son going for law, too? Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! But what were the odds of me and him being stuck in the same dorm? Hopefully not very good…….. . A small part of me was excited, but the other part murdered it before it could grow.

I didn't even know the Cullen's son's first name. I was starting to make a plot in my head about what it was. Dan? Or maybe Jim? No, those didn't sound right…I thought it should start with and "E"…..hmmm….I'm going to have to look into this later…. I looked around the gas station we just arrived at. There was a trucker, and this big, enormous, bear of a guy… I thought I knew him. Ah! Yes! He was Emmett McCarty, my old school's football team captain. He noticed me scrutinizing him, and winked. I rolled my eyes, earning a triumphant smile from him. He walked away laughing, and I noticed who was in the car with him. Alert! Alert! Cullen boy! Uh-oh…this is not good. He looked over to see what all the commotion was about, and when he saw me, he stared at me. He started to glare, but for some reason he couldn't hold it up.

So, after that whole charade, he ended up looking away with ….what was in his eyes? For a second, I thought it was adoration, but it couldn't be. Could it? No, of course not!

Alice came back about one minute after that happened, and after I explained it to her, she glared at them. What's-his-name looked completely scared, but Emmett just laughed. Alice rolled down her window. "You know what?" she asked me, as her window was rolling down, "I'm feeling kind of bold today." She smiled evilly, while I sent her pleading eyes.

"Hey tough guy!!" she yelled, "The people in Fiji would appreciate you shutting up , and if you don't, I'll cut off your most prized possessions!" she shouted angrily, running up to them and pulling out a pair of scissors.

I sent Emmett an apology smile, while Alice smiled sweetly at him.

"Rapist!! Murderer!! Rapist murderer!!!" Emmett shouted.

I laughed, earning a smile from Emmett.

I glanced at Alice, and Emmett looked, not pleased with what he saw. A guy with honey brown hair had walked up awhile ago, standing in the background and grinning. I smiled at him, and he waved.

Alice was smiling even more sweetly at Emmett, making him look uncomfortable. The bronze haired boy, Edward I had just discovered, from Emmett asking him for help, was laughing, enjoying the one moment Emmett was scared.

Alice came forward, getting her best kick up, and hitting Emmett in the…little Emmetts.

Edward POV!!!

"We're going to miss you, Edward." said Esme, my mom.

My father and I had already exchanged good-bye's yesterday.

I hugged my mom, and left.

Curse Emmett. Curse to the deepest fire pit there is.

There sat Emmett, in my car, eating my last cupcake. I ran to Emmett, knocking it out of his hand.

"Dude, what the hell?"

"You know what the hell, Emmett." I sighed angrily, pacing the backyard. I was finally going to Harvard, becoming a lawyer.

"Hey dude, did you know that we have co-ed dorms? Sweet, huh? Maybe I'll get a hot chick, huh?"

"Emmett, how many times can you say 'huh' in the same sentence?" I growled at him. If you couldn't figure it out, I was still mad at him.

We got in the car, after Emmett had begged and pleaded to drive. Let's just say I was driving, with an enormous bruise on my arm, which I covered up with my sleeve.

We pulled up to a gas station. And that's when I saw her. She was listening to radio music, wearing a burgundy top, but I couldn't see her lower half. Pervert…..

She had long, gorgeous brown hair, and looked as if she was scrutinizing my face.

Then I realized who she was.

She was Bella Swan, my parents worst enemy. Why, I didn't know, but whatever reason, I didn't care. I realized I was glaring at her, so I quit immediately. I had just found the reason. Her dad had arrested my Uncle Dan, for drunk driving. They had made quite the fit, and ended up in a jail cell for the night. He had let them off on warning, but the damage had been done. My uncle was still in jail at the moment. He had assaulted a police officer pretty badly, resulting in death afterwards in the hospital. So, he had been charged with murder, taking the full life in prison sentence. They told me that they weren't mad at him, but I could see the hate in their eyes. They told me that when I was five, just so I wouldn't hate them, but I did anyway. They also hated the chief's daughter, Bella, what a gorgeous name for a perfect girl, and called her a Satan lover.

But when I looked at her I could see nothing wrong with her, actually all I could see were her beautiful chocolate eyes. Oh, those eyes! I swear I could stare at them all day, and never get bored.

I noticed I was staring at her way too long, and quickly looked away, not wanting her to think badly of me.

Wait, I was supposed to hate her. Since I already knew that she was going to Harvard too, and for law, I hoped that there were bad chances that she would be my roommate. Stupid Emmett, if he had told me about co-ed dorms a month before, I could have told my parents, and then there would be no chances of me sharing a dorm room with her. Part of me wanted to have her as a roommate so badly, but it died long before it could ever escape.

She looked over at Emmett, and realization struck her features, knowing who Emmett was.

When Emmett saw her looking, he winked.

Typical Emmett.

She rolled her eyes, looking annoyed. That earned her a very happy smile from Emmett.

I rolled my eyes, too, but then her friend came back. Ah, that was a hyper pixie that I knew (not enough to know her name, though, I think it was Amy?) from my private school.

She started rolling down her window, and I winced. Great, Emmett had started another fight, and this time with a hyper girl.

She said something to Bella, and then screamed out the window, "Hey, tough guy! The people in Fiji would appreciate it if you shut up, and if you don't, I will cut off your most prized possessions!!!" Uh-oh, this was not good.

She suddenly got out of the car and ran to us with a pair of scissors. I know that the scariest expression passed across my face, because I was freaking scared! She had a pretty scary expression on her face. Oh my god, was she serious? Holy crap I think she's serious!! I knew that they were all looking at me and laughing, but the only thing I was thinking was that I wasn't going to be a boy anymore. Oh, thank the lord, she wasn't mad at me, she was mad at Emmett for winking at Bella.

She smiled sweetly at him. Jasper had came up a second ago, enjoying the sight in front of him. He looked at Alice, (ah ha! That was it!) and he smiled even bigger. He looked over at Bella, an she smiled at him, which he responded with a friendly wave. I realized I was laughing, and I started laughing harder. Alice had an intense look of concentration on her face, and when I knew what she was going to do, I stopped laughing and watched her. She got her foot up as far as it would go, and swung it so it hit Emmett pretty hard in his…um…berries….

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CHAPTER 2

Bella POV

We were just arriving at the school, excited after what had happened when Alice kicked Emmett in the nards.

Flashback

Alice ran quickly to the car, avoiding slipping on a rock, and got in. I laughed so hard I couldn't breath. Emmett crippled over in pain.

We laughed, and Emmett said, "Oh, you think this is real funny, do you?" he choked out.

Alice rolled down her window again, and said, "Well, of course, you idiot, why would I do it for anything but to get a good laugh out of it?"

Emmett glared, throwing a rock at Alice, which she caught, and threw it at instead. It hit him square in the face, making Edward laugh. Emmett whispered in a heartbroken voice, which made it even funnier, "Why is it the good people," he stopped, trying to get up off the ground unsuccessfully, "that get hit in the sack?"

That made everybody in the little group laugh, until we cried.

Emmett finally got off the ground, and said, "I am so killing you when we get to Harvard!"

Alice laughed, and announced, "Good, I'd like to see you try!"

And with that, she hit the gas pedal, and we took off full speed, laughing all the way.

End Flashback

The school was beautiful, and I was uber excited to see my dorm room, along with my new roommate. I knew there was no chance that I was going to get a girl, so with that thought, I hoped that I got a cute, or nice (nice preferably) boy as a roommate. Alice refused to say, 'roommate' and said instead 'dorm buddy'.

It was really getting on my nerves. I walked into the school, and it was beautiful. I can't describe it, it had a sort of homey feel to it, but at the same time it felt like a new place, a new school.

"Sorry, Bella, but I have to go to the building over there. That's the design building, for the students who are going into that business of sorts….well, bye!"

She sprinted away, and she waved her fingers over her shoulder.

I looked at the law building. It looked comfortable to me, because I had always liked school. A lot of people mocked me for it, but I didn't care, I mean, it's not liked I forced them to like it, too. The only reason I didn't get criticized any more about what I liked was because Alice would glare at them, and they didn't have enough courage to talk back to her. Also because they didn't have anything to mock me about, because Alice did my outfits for me, and I was fashionably coordinated by now, after 3 years of Alice torturing me about my clothes, and I could put together a good outfit by myself now. When I did put together a decent outfit, she looked at me like I was a five year old putting on clothes by myself for the first time.

When I got up to the office, the lady asked, "May I help you?"

"Yes, please. I'm Isabella Swan, and I need my dorm room number."

"Fine."

She looked young, and she had a snobby reaction to anything I said, "Here's your number, now please leave." What a bitch!

She looked me in the eyes, and I glared at her.

"Um, I still need my schedule for next week when class starts, remember?"

She looked embarrassed, but then she gave me what was supposed to be a death glare. It wasn't nearly as scary as Alice's, or mine.

"Fine, here's your, like, room number, and your, like, schedule, do you want to know, like, your roommate or do you want it to be a surprise?" she sneered.

"I want to know now, please, and I also want to know how many more times you fit 'like' into a sentence."

She gaped at me, staring in shock. I grabbed the paper out of her hand, and walked away.

I chanted over and over again to myself, "Please don't be Edward Cullen."

I knew I should go ahead and open the sheet of paper, so I did it quickly, like ripping of a band-aid. I looked down at the sheet of paper that held the name of my 'dorm buddy'.

It read, in snobby handwriting: Edward Cullen.

Edward POV

It had been one of the funniest things to see Emmett crippled over in pain, but eventually we calmed down enough to start driving again.

"When are we going to be there!" Emmett whined.

"When I say so," I shouted back.

"Edward, Emmett dropped my glasses!"

"Edward, Jasper pinched me and it hurts!"

"Shut up or I promise I will turn this car around, I swear you guys are such children!" I was yelling by then, and I looked back to see Emmett and Jasper looking upset. I sighed, "I'm sorry, but I'm distressed and you guys were just making it worse."

Jasper asked, "Why are you distressed?"

I quietly replied, "Because one of the girls in the car at the gas station was Bella Swan."

Emmett just had to gasp dramatically, and say, "NO! Are you kidding me? Oh my god, am I ever going to see you guys again? I love you Jasper! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!"

He hugged Jasper, squeezing the living daylights out of him, and almost breaking his ribs. Then, Jasper had to make Emmett mad and slap him right on the face, just like a girl did to a boy in the movies. Then, Emmett got pissed, and just had to punch Jasper on the arm. They started fighting, after Emmett yelled, "CATFIGHT!" and I had to pull over.

They both stopped suddenly, finally noticing that I had pulled over.

"What did I just say?"

"Don't fight and stop bickering or I will pull this car around." They both said sullenly.

"This is your last warning, ok?"

They nodded their heads, and I sang, "Let's play the quiet game, starting now!"

Then they looked at each other, grinned mischievously, and shouted at the same time, "WE LOSE!"

Idiots.

"You know what? Never mind!"

Eventually, they started getting into a conversation about grand theft auto.

"I wonder if there's a game where you have to drive responsibly." Jasper said.

Emmett thought for a moment, and the boomed, "I don't know, but if there were, it would be called grand theft cracker!"

Then they started screaming in hoots of laughter, and I smiled to myself. They were such children sometimes.

"How can we still not be there?" Emmett was whining again and Jasper was asleep, so he didn't have anyone to talk to besides me. Great.

"Emmett, we will be there in….2 hours and 59 minutes." Actually, we were going to be there in 3 hours and 45 minutes, but I didn't want him to start shouting again, so I reduced it.

"WHAT?! That's going to be forever from now! Can I wake Jasper up? He's been sleeping for, like, 1 hour. How long does this trip take, anyway?" Emmett asked, talking so fast I only caught two-thirds of it.

"Fine, wake Jasper up, but if he gets mad and hits you, don't start yelling at me for telling you to wake him up, and the trip takes 8 hours, we are three-fourths the way there!"

Before Emmett actually said anything to Jasper, I already knew that he had been awake for awhile. I grinned at him mischievously, and he winked.

"JASPER! WAKE UP BUDDY!"

Jasper put on a creepy face, and rose up like a vampire in a coffin.

"Yes?" he asked in a deep voice. Emmett stared at him with a startled and scared expression, and it took Jasper all his might not to laugh, but when Emmett looked at me and said, "E-edw-war-rd?" and I said, "Yes?" in the same voice as Jasper, the funniest look came across Emmett's face. We burst out laughing, all except Emmett, who looked pissed, and I had to calm down before I started driving again.

I heard a slapping noise, and I said, "Whoever just slapped somebody is going to get to have fun in a graveyard at night."

I saw both of them stiffen, and then I saw the biggest slap mark on Jasper's arm.

"EMMETT! Why would you hit Jasper?"

"Because he licked his hand and wiped it on me." Jasper smiled sheepishly, and looked out the window.

"You two are going to be the death of me, because another arguing session, and I am crashing into a tree." The look on my face said I was not kidding, and they stopped for the duration of the car ride.

Another grueling 4 hours later, and we were there.

The school was exactly as I had imagined it. It looked very beautiful, and sturdy. Emmett was laying on Jasper, who looked at Emmett with a grossed out expression on his face. When he realized we were there, he asked, "Can I please wake him up now?"

"Go ahead, but if he hits you, it is not my fault."

"Fine." Jasper responded before elbowing Emmett, making him snap awake.

"WE'RE HERE! AWSOME! AFTER THREE LONG DAYS!" Emmett screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Emmett, it was only 8 hours." I corrected, getting annoyed.

Jasper was at Harvard for design, which Emmett had called him gay for a whole week after he had announced what he was going to go there for.

Emmett was there for mechanics, something he had always loved. He was scared that he was going to get an ugly girl, because he said that a girl couldn't like mechanics, be smart and know all the mechanic stuff, and still be pretty, smart, and cool. In my opinion he was wrong, a girl could be pretty and smart at the same time, but he had just never met one. I had though, which I was currently dating.

I'm going to explain this now, just to save time. I was dating Lauren Jones, a junior at my private school, until I found out she was cheating on me. She kept saying it was a mistake, but when I found out about the others, I broke it up then and there. Then I met Tanya Karter when she moved in next door to the Swan household. We hit it off, and I am currently dating her. She could get really jealous, though, and one time I had to restrain her from a waitress that just looked at me. I guess she just snapped, but after our talk about it, she realized what it was doing to me, and quit, though I still see her glaring at girls when they ogle me. I really didn't care, but the next day, one of the girls who had kept staring at me came to school with a busted lip and a black eye. I didn't question Tanya about it, but I knew she did it. That was when I noticed just how tough Tanya was, because the girl she beat up was the captain of the girl's wrestling team. She told me she had a military grandfather. So if I break up with her, I'll have to brace myself.

Jasper went to the design building, where he saw Alice registering for design, too. He tapped on her shoulder, and started talking to her, and an enormous grin lit her face. Emmett walked over to me, slung his arm around my shoulders, and said, "I see the beginning of a beautiful relationship."

Jasper POV

I saw Alice Brandon at the design area, a girl I had a crush on at the private school I went to with Edward. I tapped on her shoulder before I knew what I was doing.

She turned around, a smile growing on her face. "Hi." she said shyly, funny, I thought she was anything but shy.

"Hi. I'm Jasper Whitlock, I saw you kick Emmett, which was pretty funny."

"So you're not mad?" How could I be mad at such a beautiful person?

"Of course not. But I was wondering if you would….like to go on a…um…date with me?"

"Um…ok, sure! What time, Jasper?" she chirped. Now, there's the hyperness I missed so much.

I replied with as much confidence as I could muster, which was not much, and said, "Cool, how about tomorrow at 6:00?" Oh, smooth Jasper, real smooth. That's probably to early for her to be eating.

"Sure, that sounds fine, thanks. Bye Jasper, see you then, here's my number." she said, excitement clear in her voice, with a sly smile on her face. She walked away, after giving me her cell phone number. I quickly registered, and saw the name on my dorm room number, the name of my roommate. It said, in extremely neat handwriting: Alice Brandon.

Okay, so that's the end of the two chapters all together, because soon I'm going to get to post it. Read and review please! The next chapter shouldn't take long for me to finish it, so don't start to freak out about it.