Gina-chan: Well...So...I know I just put on my profile I'm on hiatus...but then I thought
'no...but I promised to atleast update one a month...' and then I thought 'I can't remember, did I really say that?' and then I thought 'oh well, I just go head and update a chapter'
Cami-chan: And that is why she is updating this chapter!
Gina-chan: And guess what?
I GOT A PERFECT SCORE IN THE MATH EOG!
Cami-chan: I missed it by only 9 points...
Gina-chan: I BEAT ANNA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! For the first time in my life, I beat Anna(in academic)!
Cami-chan: And with that, she will start the story!
With Gina-chan and Cami-chan
Gina-chan and Cami-chan was heading towards London with a propaganda posters. In the poster it said that Canada is planning on bombing the USA and China was going to shoot nuclear weapons to rest of the Asia and Florida is going to rule USA and Africa was declaring nuclear war on Europe.
"Ok, so while everyone in London is in chaos, we sneak into that convenient store and steal some potato chips for the trip to Japan~!" Gina-chan said, going over there 'brilliant' plan.
They were at first planning to go in and while Gina-chan was flirting with and destracting the employees, Cami-chan steal the chips then go, but they decided that doing that was going to be two hard and take too long. So they decided to go with the plan B.
Plan B was Gina-chan's favorite. It was easy, simple, and it won't cause any police to be at their tail.
Plan B was putting the world in chaos while they shoplifted.
Possibly cause a war.
"No matter, if we cause a World War III..." Gina-chan thought about it then said, "then our faces would be on a textbook, possibly the cover! Cami! We'll be famous!"
Cami nodded.
"This could be our chance! I mean, then I bet more people will sponsor my-ahem-our camp and we'll get to ruin more people's life!" Gina-chan said excitedly.
"High five!" Cami-chan and Gina-chan exhanged a high five and started to drop their propaganda posters all over London.
About thirty seconds later they heard a scream.
"Ahhh...sweet, sweet sound...I love a good blood curling scream! It sooooo reminds me of the time when we kidnapped Amu from her room while she was writing her diary and her parents screaming blood curlingly when they discovered the note we left." Gina-chan said.
Cami-chan remembered the note they left perfectly.
Dear msr...no wait, is it rms? Smr? Oh, whateva, dear...something Hinamori,
Parents of Amu Hinamori. Do not fear, Gina-chan's here! Actually, not really cause your daughter's here, and I'm not there. So I guess more like 'Do not fear! Amu's...not there!' Yes, that's right! She won a contest! No, not really. We kidnapped her. WHICH, is like winning a contest because we're awesome and she gets ta be with the awesome kids (Ikuto the pedophile, Tadase the gay king, Gwen the murderer, Sho the narcissist, Lao the suicidal, Nagihiko the crossdresser, and etc)! They are so awesome that they see like this little character floating around their heads that no one else can see! And they talk to those characters and they raise that characters! They are not mentarded (mentally retarded) so they get to be kidnapped and spend time with moi, the aweomist saddist eva!
They are going to do fun activities like building their own place to sleep with, they should do the first thing they get there cause we're not providing any shelters for anybody. And then they get to kidnap all the presidents there are in the world and get those presidents to bow down to me. Fun, doing you think so? Don't you wish you were like, 60 years younger so you'd get kidnap to since you must be old like 80 years old cause a mom? A wrinkly old mom? Yeah, that's right! Just because your a mom doesn't mean your always invited to this kind of fun things! You don't get to be shaved my me because yer old!
Anyway, just as I mentioned above, I am going to shave your daughter's head, so don't be surpirsed if she comes back bald.
PS: You got a real nice place
From,
Awesome Pawsome Gina-chan and her not as awesome pawsome but still awesome pawsome Cami-chan
"Hey, ok, there's going to be a meeting between the European president and vice president and other important-but not as important-people." Gina-chan said.
"Cool, about what?" Cami-chan asked.
"Oh, about World War III." Gina-chan answered.
"Awesome! What caused it?" Cami-chan asked.
"Well, apparently Canada is planning on bombing the USA and China was going to shoot nuclear weapons to rest of the Asia and Florida is going to rule USA and Africa was declaring nuclear war on Europe. Weird, huh? We just dropped a flier like that all over London." Gina-chan said.
"I know right? What coincidences..."Cami-chan said.
At The Camp
"The sky's like, really dark," Layla said to Sho when they met after they finished building their 'tents'.
By now everyone had finished and Lao had failed suicide three times. They looked up at the sky to see that it looked like it was about to rain.
"I know right? I hope Gina-chan, Cami-chan, and Jei-chan is alright," Amu said in a worried voice. Sho scoffed at that.
"I don't."
"Hey, someone peed on me!" Yaya shouted angrily.
"That's called rain, Yaya," Nagihiko said while looking at the sky.
"That's weird..." Ikuto said silently.
"What?" Amu asked.
"The sky is clearing up...and it's so warm..." Ikuto said quietly.
"Gee, I wonder why? Maybe, just maybe because it's summer," Gwen said.
Amu looked up. Ikuto was right. The sky was clearing up just above them. Soon they had above them a giant circle of clear sky with dark gray ominous clouds around it.
"Um...Not trying to scare you guys or anything like that but...is that a circle of clear sky just above this island?" Kairi asked.
"Yeahz," Utau answered in a bored tone.
"Um...in my caculation, I believe that we are in the eye of a hurricane," Kairi said, pushing his glasses up with a serious face.
Ikuto gulped epically and sang "it's a circle of life~~~~"
With The Hostz(againz XD)
"Okay, so what if I do some community service?" Gina-chan asked the police. The police frowned at her and shook his head no.
Gina-chan and Cami-chan was getting arrested for what they did. It took only three hour to discover who had passed out the propaganda.
Gina-chan ran to the police station to tell the police about the poster. The police contacted someone above him, then that person called someone else, who called their cousin, who called their granpa, who called there goldfish, who called and told him that they were in WW III.
"We got to hurry if we want to save the world!" Gina-chan shouted. The police officer nodded.
Two hours later Gina-chan and Cami-chan had built a nuclear weapon out of a junk yard.
"Whoa, how'd you learn to do that?" The police asked us.
"Oh, we have a friend name Gw...this can wait, we have to shoot this thing at the rest of the world!" Cami-chan said.
One hour later they were aiming it at the United States, China, Canada, Taiwan, and every place Gina-chan knows that existed.
"You know, this is such a coincidence. Just three hours ago, me and Cami through a poster out of our Flying Thing 3000 that said the same thing as the poster we have now!"
"..."
And that is how Gina-chan and Cami-chan was caught.
Back at the Camp
Amu held onto Ikuto who held on to Nagihiko who held onto Rima who held onto Tadase who held on the Santa Claus who held onto Barney who was choking Yaya who held onto Gwen who was laughing maniacly. Layla held onto Gwen and Sho held onto Layla and other people held onto a pokemons.
"Pikachu! Thunder bolt!" Tadase shouted throwing an pokeball at the ground. It popped onpen and a plushy Pikachu popped out.
The eye of the storm was leaving them, and they could feel the wind getting stronger and stronger.
"WHOOOHOOOO! GOOD-BYE WORLD! FINALLY!" Lao shouted at the sky as he ran toward the wall of the hurricane and started laughing maniacly. Gwen came and knocked him out with the handle of the sword.
"Hey, Gwen, how are you holding that sword's blade without cutting yourself?" Kukai asked.
Gwen stared in front of her for a while before slowy...very very slowly, so slow that she was a blur, so slow that you saw her head spinning really fast, and then stopped when she was facing Kukai.
"..." She said.
"..." He said back and walked towards Utau.
"...?" Utau asked.
"..." He answered.
"How can you understand that...?" Amu asked with a sweatdrop.
"Hey look! I found a shiny penny!" Kairi said holding the penny up.
"OOHHH! Heads or tail?" Yaya asked.
Kairi looked at the penny and yelled, "Heads!"
"That's good luck!" Yaya told him.
"Oh, real-" Kairi didn't get to finish what he was saying. The hurricane lifted him up and spinned him around in the air. Somehow the hurricane passed them without a single damage.
"Oh...maybe he picked it up tails first," Yaya said.
Kairi was the only one gone. They scratched their head then shrugged and went about their businesses once again without thinking about it one more time.
Gina-chan: OMG, guess what?
Cami-chan: What rhymes with butt.
Brenda-da: I crap from my butt.
Cami-chan: You mean yer butt hole.
Brenda-da: No, I mean my anus.
Gina-chan: OMG, guess what?
Cami-chan: Chicken anus.
Brenda-da: Chickens don't have anus!
Cami-chan: Yes they do, then where do they crap from?
Brenda-da: IDK, from their front part?
Cami-chan: It so has an anus!
Brenda-da: No it doesn't!
Cami-chan: Fine! Let's go check one tonight!
Gina-chan: OMG, guess what?
Brenda-da: Your deoderant taste like a fresh lemonade.
Cami-chan: I want a lemonde.
Brenda-da: Oh, I have some!
Gina-chan: Oh my gosh, are you guys serious? SHUT UP!
Brenda-da and Cami-chan: REVIEW PLEASE!
Gina-chan: I said guess-
Brenda-da and Cami-chan: REVIEW!
Anna-na: Uhhh...(laughs)um...review!