Paring: KenpachixIchigo

Warning: Yaoi, Smutt, Lemon, mama-ichigo. Orohime bashing.

Summary: Kenpachi comes home from work and finds Ichigo a bit upset, he has been insulted today indirectly about being a mother . . . and on Mother's day . . the nerve!!. So Kenpachi will make it all better!.

I have been abusing Ichigo to much! =( so I am taking a little step back and give him some good hard lovin… and it's a bit late for mothers day sorry. . (well I have to celebrate 2 mother's days cuz mexicans got another one =P)

And there is no better way to do that then with some good fucking Kenpachigo!

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"Babe I'm home!"

Kenpachi announced loudly as he pulled out his key from the front door and shut it behind him. He pealed off his jacket placing it on the household coat hanger and cracked his neck on both sides from a hard and annoying day's work.

Sergeant Major Kenpachi Zaraki is head commanding officer of Seirete's military branch the Marines. This branch was infamously known for their gun-ho, let fuck some shit up, attitude on the battlefield. Practically every man in the Marine co-Ops dreams of getting the chance to go to war and fight side by side with Kenpachi's greatest fighting company, known as Squad 11.

The men in this squad are the best of the best, hand picked and trained by Zaraki himself. In a time of war (the squad's favorite time of year!) Kenpachi takes his squad and heads to the front lines of the enemy. . . . . wait no fuck that! He takes them way the hell behind enemy lines, bust in their headquarters, takes out a knife and goes to town! . . . . .He absolutely loves it, fighting is his life . . .well apart for two people that were waiting for him back home.

But alas . . . the time of war had ended. Ended for about three months already. So now Kenpachi is back at home, board out of his mind . . . . all work consist of now is miles of paperwork and basic training. It's all annoying, very annoying . . . . . . the only good and fun part of being back home and not on the battlefield is coming home to his small family, two people that matter most to him. And those two people are Ichigo Zaraki, his wife, a boy he snatched up two years ago while recruiting at a high school (Ichigo being a senior at the time), and Yachiru Zaraki. Kenpachi's adoptive daughter since . . . . well . . as long as he could remember. He actually found her on his first mission. . on enemy territory. When he found her, he heard snapping noise and cocked his rifle to shoot but stopped when he realized she was playing with a dead solders pistol . . . .

On accident she shoot the hand gun killing a rabbit that was running by, as it died she looked up to Kenpachi and smiled with joy . . .

"Wook wut I 'id! Hehehe" (3 years old at the time) from then on he became her father.

Right now Kenpachi unbuttoned his top uniform and set it also on coat hanger. He hated that thing, always having to make his clothes perfect. Anyways he just un-tucked his black under shirt and rubbed the back of his neck . . . .

"Baby? " he shouted again. Usually Ichigo would answer at first call, so Kenpachi walked into the living room looking for his little berry.

"Baby were the fuck are ya?!" Kenpachi tried shouting again but still nothing, after taking a look around with his one eye he headed passed the living room and turned the corner into the kitchen. And there he found his berry.

"There ya are Ichi, why didn't ya answer me?"

Ichigo was in front of the sink washing some vegetables when Kenpachi walked in. The light from the window in front of him light up the room and Ichigo's bright strawberry blonde hair. He was wearing low slip on vans, low rider tight jeans that were cut off mid thigh and wearing a form fitting blue T.

"Sorry 'Pachi, didn't hear ya." Ichigo said rubbing a dry part of the back of his wrist, to his cheek moving over his curled hair away from his mouth.

"Did'nt hear me? Tch, I called ya like three fuck'in times" the Sergeant said walking over to Ichigo, positioning himself behind the berry and wrapped his arms around him. Nuzzling his neck kissing it a few time before Ichigo turn his head slightly and let their lips connect in a kiss.

"Hi" Ichigo greeted and gave Kenpachi another quick peck.

"Hey" The older man responded and accepted the short kiss, but notice something was off. Something was vacant when Ichigo was kissing him, and he didn't like that.

"What's wrong?" he asked

"Hmm . . . nothing. Why?" Ichigo said a little to quickly, and frowned his eyebrows turning his back to the sink.

"Don't give me that shit Babe. Whats the matter?"

"I said its nothing 'Pachi . . . are . . .are you hungry or anything?" Ichigo said trying to change the subject.

"Ichi . . . . "Kenpachi slightly growled in annoyance.

"You wouldn't understand so. . . . so just drop it."

Kenpachi grunted a bit and reached over shut off the sink water and turned his wife around facing him. Tilting down a bit he kissed Ichigo's forehead and let his hands caress the berry's curvy hips.

"Try me . . . ."

"Fine . . . . " Ichigo gave in and pulled up his arms to Kenpachi's muscular chest, patting the lower pecks lightly. "Do you know what yesterday was?"

"Yeah . . weekend duty" Kenpachi answered a bit annoyed that he was reminded. . . he had been gone from home for three days.

"I mean the day"

"Sunday?" Kenpachi said . . trying to find Ichigo's point

"Grr, yes and do you know what that meant?"

". . . . . . . . ?"

Ichigo's eyes squeezed shut and tried not to shout "It was mother's day!" Kenpachi was a little taken aback, but also felt a little guilty for forgetting.

"Well fuck baby, sorry I forgot. . . . . . Shit ya know I don't 'member things like that, fuck I don't even really remember yur guy's birthdays" Kenpachi said in his defense.

"I know you ass. I'm not talking about you forgetting . . . . Yesterday for mother's day, Yachiru wanted me to go on a picnic with her class. It was like a gathering for the kid's to make things for their moms."

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Flashback

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"Mama Mama!" Yachiru ran over to Ichigo holding up a drawing she had made and a crown made of flowers.

"Aww thank you sweetie, I always wanted a flower crown!" Ichigo praised. Sitting down on the blanket shaded by the tree behind him. Summer was coming close so finding shade was good in the raising heat.

"Can I put it on you mommy?" Yachiru asked

"Of corse" With that said Ichigo brought his daughter onto his lap so Yachiru could put the crown on his head. When that was done Yachiru once again lifted her drawing she made and offered it to the berry.

"And look look! I made a picture of daddy Ken-chan killing bad guys for you!" the pink puffball cheered out happily and handed it to Ichigo who happily took it.

"Aww how nice Yachiru, there is sooo . . much blood. You sure do know how your daddy works"

"Yup yup!, ok mama I'm gonna make some more stuff for you ok? Happy mommy day!" She said and ran off into the sun a few yards away were the rest of her class and teachers were at.

Ichigo looked at the pictured and smiled for a bit. . . . until he heard foot steps from the side of him.

"Hi Kurosaki-kun" Greeted Orohime.

"Oh hey Inoue . . . and it's Zaraki" Ichigo greeted back and reminded her . . . like he has been for the last year.

"Oh . .thats right" Orohime said sarcastically.

"So what are you up to? "

"Oh me? Nothing much I was just walking by when I saw the children throwing a picnic for Mother's day so I thought I would see what they were doing."

"Yeah, Yachiru is in this class." Ichigo answered pointing to his daughter.

"That's so kind of you Kurosaki-kun" She said refusing to call him by his real name.

"What's so kind?" He asked noticing Orohime's hint of being a bitch.

"It's so kind of you to PRETEND to be Yachiru's mom, just so she can have someone for Mother's day"

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End Flashback

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"That stupid bitch! I am a MOM!" Ichigo growled out as he turned from Kenpachi, grabbed a machete knife and violently cut the clean vegetables. Growling and cursing to himself.

"Ya should have just pop'd her in the face." Said Kenpachi somewhat offended himself that some bitch would insult his wife, but then again didn't understand why Ichigo was being so . . .emotional and didn't do anything about it.

"You dumbass I cant hit a girl!" Ichigo replied knife in hand.

"Tch, yur close enough to one." Kenpachi mumbled more to himself. . . .

"Kenpachi!"

"Yeah yeah . . . Sorry Ichi. But ya know that shit ant true so why listen to the bitch?"

"Well . . because . . cause well. I don't know! It just made me feel bad you know? I'm mean I was the only guy there out of all the moms and Orohime was being a bitch. . . I don't need a stupid vagina to be a mother! Right 'Pachi?"

Kenpachi thought about it, and there was no fucking way he would want Ichigo to have . . well one of those. His berry acted like a women enough at times, he didn't want to wake up one morning and find Ichigo bleeding everywhere. (even though he would look forward to fucking Ichigo in a new hole). So holding his tongue and not saying what was on his mind (in fear of upsetting his berry even further and that was dangerous) Kenpachi answered.

"For fuck's sake baby o'corse not." The older man said taking the knife out of Ichigo's hands and pulling him into his chest. "But if was want Ichi, I can make ya feel like a women" Kenpachi said nearly growling into Ichigo's ear making the berry shiver.

Before Ichigo could react by smacking his husband for the perverted comment that made him blush a ringing sound of a cell phone went off. . . .It was Kenpachi's.

"WHAT?!" the Sergeant answered a bit ticked off.

"Hey Kenpachi, my half of the squad is back, was wonder'in if ya wanna join in kickin some ass?" It was Ikkaku, he had barley come back from overseas with another part of squad 11, and since he was in town sparing was the first thing they did when meeting up, with drinking a close second.

"Another time Ikkaku, go home, fuck yur wife (Yumichika!). And don't interrupt me from fuck'in mine" . . Click. Kenpachi hung up abruptly, usually he would be happy for the invite, but at the moment Ichigo needed attention and Kenpachi is the one to give it.

"Damn it 'Pachi don't say things like that over the phone!" Ichigo scolded

"Tch, what ya gonna do about it babe?" Kenpachi smirked and groped Ichigo's ass, lifting the berry on top of the sink/counter and settled between the younger male's legs. Kissing and nibbling on Ichigo's neck all at the same time.

"Hmmhm 'Pachi" Ichigo softly moaned out.

"Yur a great mother Ichi, don't let some cunt tell ya otherwise. Yur my gorgeous wife, mother of my child, I know that shit better then anyone else. So don't get yur panties in a twist when someone says somth'in else and ya know dam right it an't true."

"Yeah but . ."

"Shut it . . . were is Yachiru?"

"With . .with Nel . . playing at her house"

"Good. . . cuz god dam it baby, I wanna fuck ya. Right now" Kenpachi growled out and tighten his grip on Ichigo's hips pulling forward more. Ichigo didn't protest, the kind and heartfelt words made the berry feel much better about himself and with Kenpachi being aggressive, Ichigo couldn't help but become turned on.

Their mouths crushed together, the Sergeant's hands roaming roughly on his wife body, snaking their way up his shirt. Ichigo moaned from the feeling of skin on skin and wrapped his arms around Kenpachi's neck. Opening their mouth wider their tongues met and wiggle together. Kenpachi soon had a hold of Ichigo's lower lip and bit it roughly.

"HHMM . . . uck!" Ichigo cried out.

Kenpachi proceeded to man handle Ichigo through kissing, next he grinned their hips together, basically humping their erecting on each other. It got the Commanding Officer hotter, no longer wanting to wait he lifted Ichigo up in his arms (by the ass, and their lips still connected) walking over to the dinner table, slamming his wife down on top of it.

"NYAHH!" Ichigo moaned out, when Kenpachi got this physically aggressive, the masochistic side of the berry came out, ready to play.

"Tch, ya like that baby? Like it when I manhandle yur ass?" Kenpachi asked as he pulled and ripped Ichigo's clothes off roughly.

"Ahhhh fuck yes!"

His panties were ripped off and now Ichigo lay on the table fully naked just waiting for Kenpachi to take him, yet not being so patient this time Ichigo pulled himself up and reached for his husband shirt, and forcibly ripped off the black under garment.

"Ya little bitch, just can't wait can ya?" Kenpachi smirked.

"No. . . I want it now, and fuck you know how much I love it when you fuck me with no shirt and your military pants on." It was the truth to, they both got off on it. Ichigo loved the sign of authority on the man, it just made him hornier as Kenpachi made him his bitch.

"Then get yur ass over here!" Kenpachi growled out and shoved Ichigo back down on the table.

"Ahh!"

Kenpachi reached under Ichigo's hips and pulled them up, so high that Ichigo's legs were over his face, this meant that his entrance was very exposed to the other man and that made Ichigo's erection twitch with excitement. He felt Kenpachi's hand at his cheek pulling them apart, there was a pause as Ichigo waited anxiously for that wonderful rough tongue on his pink hole. . . but it didn't come. Instead he felt kisses and bites all around inner thighs and ass.

"AAhh! Fuck 'Pachi just do it already!" Ichigo cried to Kenpachi but the older man didn't listen. He only grunted and continued his assault on the creamy skin.

"God dam it Kenpachi eat me out!" Ichigo shouted, desperately needing the attention.

At the command Kenpachi stopped his attack on the skin and grinned sadistically. He pulled the flesh around the hole a little more apart and spit on it, getting it a bit wet.

"Fuck'in Slut" Kenpachi roared and stabbed his tongue inside the tight heat. Rolling it around giving his wife what he wanted.

"Nyahheah! Yesyesyes!" The berry shouted in pleasure, shivering as he felt the tongue inter him roughly and teeth slightly grasped around on his flesh. Kenpachi continued to orally pleasure Ichigo for another minute, then pulled out letting the berry's hips fall back down to the table.

"Aww . . . . . . more 'Pachi . ." Ichigo whined at the other man as he felt the heat stop.

"Ya greedy lil bitch" Kenpachi responded as he pulled away from his young lover and tugged off his belt releasing his monstrous cock.

Ichigo eye'd Kenpachi's erection wantonly and started to breath hard at the sight of the huge dick throbbing violently.

"Look at ya. . . . . . dirty lil slut" Ichigo shuddered at the words "Yur already drooling, and just at the sight of my cock. Ya want it that bad Ichi?"

"HmmHmmm!"

"Spread those fuck'in legs wider." Kenpachi commanded.

Ichigo eagerly followed the orders and spread his legs offering himself to Kenpachi. Grinning sadistically even more the Sergeant took the head of his cock and rubbed it teasingly at Ichigo's puckered hole.

"Paaaachi~! Don't tease me!" Ichigo drawled out his moan.

"Impatient, . . my impatient lil bitch."

"Yes! Fuck Kenpachi I'm a little bitch so fuck me already!"

Kenpachi answered with a harsh set of slaps to Ichigo's exposed ass.

*SMACK SMACK SMACK

"NYAHHH! Fuuuck . . .Sergeant fuck my pussy already! Please . . .fuck it!" The berry yelled out after the assault halted from his sensitive ass. The comment left Kenpachi not wanting to play around anymore, whenever they played that game, when Ichigo called Kenpachi by his military rank, it sent the Officer off.

"God damn slut, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of ya!" Kenpachi growled and roughly without warning shoved his dick into Ichigo's entrance . . . . to the fucking hilt.

"Fuckfuckfuckfuck! YES Serg fuck me!" Ichigo chanted as he felt the delicious force of Kenpachi driving and pounding his cock into him.

Kenpachi didn't hold anything back, he thrusted his hips forward and back with bruising strength. Showing no mercy to his wife moaning and thrashing under his hot cock. He grunted at the tight heat around him, sucking his dick in. Fuck he loved pounding Ichigo, even more then he loved to fight. Having sex with his berry was like getting head, being drunk, being high and still having his cock in Ichigo's hole at the same time.

His attack on the berry continued, his cock ruthlessly pumping in and out of the strawberry blond.

"Like that baby? Urgh . . Is that how ya want to be fucked by yur Commandor?"

"Yes Sir !!! . . . fuck~ harder . . . harder!" Ichigo begged, he knew it made Kenpachi crazy when he used endearment such as those with authority on him. And to no surprise Kenpachi re-adjusted his grip on the strawberry and pounded mercilessly into the male.

Wets sound of their sex picked up pace, as did the squeaking of the table as it was forcibly rocking back and forth with the momentum of Kenpachi's speed. Ichigo was holding on for dear fucking life as the man above him savagely drilled his cock into him. Ichigo pulled one hand up to the muscular chest and clawed at the flesh nearly tearing it. At the while he reached down with his other hand and pumped his own cock that was threatening to explode at any minute.

"AHH! Shit Serg right there !Right there! . . . Is that all you got !!!? Fuck me harder soldier!"

Kenpachi answered his wife's cries whit a head on drilling of Ichigo's prostate, sending the younger man on cloud nine and screaming.

"Fuckfuckfuck! . . . . . . I'm gonna c~cum! . . . . Ah! Kenpachi! I'm cumming!" Ichigo screamed out as all the muscles in his body contracted and his semen jetted out of his erection, spilling to his chest and neck.

"Ugh! . . Ichi . . . fuck fuck!" Kenpachi couldn't hold it anymore, the contracting muscles around him and that heat made him explode within Ichigo. He came hard and let all his seed spill into the passage. Not crushing his berry but Kenpachi collapsed above Ichigo and laid his forehead the naked chest below him. They both stayed in their position basking in their afterglow, and collected their breaths for a few minutes. When they felt a bit rested, Kenpachi brought his head up and re-claimed Ichigo's lips in a passionate kiss.

"Fuck Baby that was. . . fuck'in great. Shit I wanted to do that this whole weekend"

"God I know 'Pachi . . . I missed you too, and that stamina of yours."

"Heh," Kenpachi grunted as he lifted himself up and pulled out of Ichigo.

"Ah!" His lover squeaked out a bit, he pulled out to quickly and his cum began to spill out of the raw entrance.

"Sorry Babe, but thats what happens with three days of no sex." Kenpachi said grinning, you should have seen what happened after he returned from his six-month tour at war, Yachiru was locked in her room for hours . . . . and in their bedroom . . . so much cum . .and . . .and that's just another story.

"Ya . . I know. Help me up?" Ichigo asked and Kenpachi pulled him up carrying him in his arms, usually after sex, Ichigo liked a good shower while Kenpachi just washed his dick and tucked it back in. Still in his combat boots and military pants he walked out of the shower Ichigo was already in.

" 'Pachi your not going to shower with me?"

"Nah, it's only 5:00, I'll do that shit later."

"Okay then . . well. Go clean that mess you made!" Ichigo ordered.

"Tch, fucking hell, a'right" and being pussy (kinda) whipped like he was, he went to clean up the table that they indirectly molested and damaged.

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After he cleaned their mess. Kenpachi went into the family room still shirtless and watched some tv. A few minutes later Ichigo came out from the shower clean and refreshed but had a slight sad look on his face like before . . . . And Kenpachi noticed it.

"Baby, what with that look on yur face, I though I fuck'd it off of ya" Kenpachi so charmingly put it.

"Hmm, nothing just thinking" he said but Kenpachi didn't look convinced. "I was just thinking . . . about the mother thing. . . again"

"Ichi . . "Kenpachi began but was cut off.

"Don't worry Pachi, I'm not upset or anything anymore. I mean . . I'm Yachiru's mother and that's that! But . . .I don't know . . I was thinking how it would feel to . . you know . . give birth and stuff. Not that I want to be a women . .. . . eww no, but . . . . its just a thought." Ichigo said walking over to Kenpachi on the couch. The older man could see the sincerity in Ichigo's eyes, the small smile but a sad lingering look. It was one of those things that he knew Ichigo wanted and he would try and give it to his wife. . . . . like when he first found out about how Ichigo wanted to get married and have a family . . so he gave it to him. How he wanted to be able to afford college so he paid for that too. But giving birth, he didn't know if he could do that for his Ichi. . . . . . . then something clicked in his head.

Ichigo leaned down to Kenpachi and shared a kiss.

"I love you 'Pachi"

"I love you to Baby" He responded and caressed Ichigo's cheek till the strawberry blond pulled away smiling.

"Okay, well Yachiru should be back home soon, so I'm going to start dinner Kay?"

"A'right Ichi" Kenpachi watched as his berry left into the kitchen and as soon he was out of sight he pulled out his cell phone, dialing a number quickly. He waited for the ringing until someone picked it up.

"Hello?" A women answered.

"Unohana!?"

"Yes this is She, may I asked who is speaking"

"Sergeant Major Zaraki"

"Oh, hello Major how may I help you?"

"Yeah, well I heard that you and Mayuri have come up with some crazy shit, and can modify the human body, without any complications. That true?"

"Well yes we have, why do you ask?"

"Ya know I'm married right to Ichigo, the cute strawberry blond?"

"Yes, I have actually had the pleasure of meeting him, such a kind young man."

"Thanks, well I need a favor"

"And that is?" she answered sweetly and curiously.

"I need ya to give him a Uterus"

" . . . . . . Well, I'm sure we can arrange something."

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i'm like at 100 reviews omg!! yay! . . . . . anyways, i cant seem to stop writing long chapters. they are always passed 2,000 words. but i dont think any of you guys are complaining lol. So how did you like this fic?! i absofuckinlutly love KenxIchi! i dont write alot of it cuz i rather read it =P. Sorry if i spit out the hint of m-preg on you guys. . . it just kinda came out. but i hope you enjoyed it. I think its a nice break from what i'm doing in "My King". . . . which will be updated soon (once a week at-least).

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