Zaara: Hello everybody.

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Zaara: this is a twisted fic.

This is a idea that we cooked up in our spare time of making fics. Don't own Naruto in any way shape or form. Naruto x small Harem (6), On another note this fic starts off in another world all together.

Take place in Naruto's world, but starts off in another world altogether.

Human/human form speech

Human/human form thought

Demon/boss speech

Boss/Demon thought

Demonic influenced speech

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(14 years after the Kyubi attack)

It was nearing midnight in the forests surrounding the village of Konohagakure no sato. The wind blow gently as the moon overlooked the lush green forest. Then a single figure jumped out of the tree line followed closely by a hail of Kunai. The figure turned around and parried the attack with a kodachi. The figure landed in a small clearing and the moonlight illuminated their figure.

It was a girl of 14 years old. She stood at 5'3", long blonde hair that fell to her ass with red stakes in it and pulled into two pigtails, dark blue eyes, two whisker-like marks on each cheek, angelc face, large d-cup breasts, slim figure, wearing a orange jacket, black pants, and blue sandals.

"Kira-chan, The 8th Hokage Danzo-sama has decided to give you one chance to return to the village and if not we have been given permission to… take you by force," said the leader of the hunters.

Kira snorted. "Your out of your damn mind. He had given me orders to be used as a breeding factory! I refuse to give my body to some fools just so Danzo can have an army of mindless drones," said Kira glaring at the leader.

"Very well then. We have been ordered to return you to the village by any means needed," said the man pulling a Kunai.

Kira laughed. "Your forgetting one thing. I'm the container of the 9-tailed fox. Kyubi," said Kira as her eyes turned red ready to destory them if need be.

"Capture her before she does anything foolish!" yelled the leader of the pursuit forces.

"Summoning Jutsu! God of time and space!" yelled Kira

Everything Froze around Kira as a white mist appeared. The mist had a pair of shining golden eyes.

"Who so summons the god of time and space," said the figure in a voice of both woman and man.

"I Kira Uzumaki did Sama," said Kira looking at the god, before her.

"What is it that you wish child?" asked the god as the eyes moves a bit.

"I wish to be free of this place and of the Hokage Danzo," said Kira.

"I can do that, but in exchange I wish to take exactly 5 tails from the Fox demon inside you," said the god.

"Deal," said Kira eager to be free.

"Payment accepted," said the God as it wrapped around Kira.

Kira felt as if the breath was being sucked out of her as Kyubi's power was being stripped from her. Kira felt weak as she blacked out.

(In another Dimension/ 14 years after the Kyubi attack)

14 year old Naruto Uzumaki rested after learning the Shadow clone Jutsu. He stood at 5'7", spiky blonde hair, sapphire blue eyes, three whisker-like marks on each cheek, tone build, wearing a black shirt, orange pants, and his orange jacket lay on the ground a few feet away. Contrary to what most believe Naruto wasn't a idiot, he was smart, just acted like he was dumb. He did have a tendency to be hyper, and had pure chakra control, but he was constantly working on that. So he was completely dumbfounded when a girl that looked a lot like his sexy Jutsu landed on top of him in a very awkward position.

Both blushed as they looked into the others eyes and the way they looked, needless to say the girl jumped off of him.

Naruto looked at the girl. "Who the hell are you!" asked Naruto looking at the girl.

"I could ask you the same question!" yelled the girl still blushing from being on top of a boy.

Before they could continue their argument. A Chunin jumped out of the tree's. The Chunin had a ponytail, a scar across his face, and tan skin.

"Iruka-sensei what are you doing here?" asked Naruto and Kira at the exact same time.

Iruka looked at Naruto about to scold him for taking the forbidden scroll when he looked again and saw a girl that looked like Naruto.

Iruka sighed. "Naruto did you have to use your sexy Jutsu at a time like this?" asked Iruka

Kira had a tick mark on her head as she jumped up and glared at Iruka. "My name Is Kira Uzumaki you got that!" yelled Kira.

Naruto looked stunted. "Another person with the name Uzumaki? Could we be related?" thought Naruto.

Iruka was about to open his mouth when Mizuki jumped into the Area. He looked at them. He saw the girl and wondered if he could take her and play with her for a bit.

(Feeling really lazy right now. Same as Cannon, with Kira there)

Naruto and Kira had been lead to Hiruzen Sarutobi's office. When they entered Kira was in awe as she looked at Sarutobi. He may have been old, but she was in awe as she meet the third Hokage, the God of Shinobi for the first tim.

"Naruto I'm pleased to see that you have finally made it to the ranks of Shinobi," said Hiruzen smiling at his adopted grandson.

Naruto smirked himself. "It's only a matter of time, before I take your hat old man," said Naruto.

Sarutobi nodded. "yes, but who are you young lady?" asked Sarutobi.

Kira blushed at being addressed by a legend. "My name is Kira Uzumaki. I'm 14 years old, blood type B, and I specialize in Genjutsu backed up by Taijutsu," said Kira.

Sarutobi took a puff of his pipe. "You wear our headband, but i've never seen you before. Where are you from Young Lady?" asked Hiruzen

"I'm a Genin of Konoha. Have been for the last year," said Kira looking at him.

"That's not possible. I have the files of every Genin to graduate from the academy in the last Year," said Sarutobi.

"It is When Danzo was the 8th Hokage," said Kira.

"That to is impossible because we had yet to replace the fourth," said Sarutobi.

Kira felt like smacking herself. "My bad Hokage-sama. I guess the only way to say it is that I came from another dimension altogether. In my dimension Danzo is the Hokage, Rape of kounichi happens on a regular basis. I just happen to be the exception to the rule," said Kira as memories flashed in her head. She pushed it back.

Sarutobi looked irate. "Be that as it may I would never let that happen in my village," said Sarutobi.

"So what will you do with her Now Jii-san?" asked Naruto finally talking for the first time.

Sarutobi took a puff of his pipe and had to think for a second. He then smirked and looked at Naruto. " We can't let this information become public knowladge so it is strictly on a need to know basis. Only us three know this. Say hello to your new Cousin Naruto, and your new house mate" said Sarutobi making both of them bug eyed.

"I'm not rooming with her," said Naruto poinitng to Kira with his thumb.

"Same here old man. I'm not romming with this guy here," said Kira blushing a bit remebering what happened

Sarutobi smirked, before getting up and walking over to the picture of the fourth Hokage and opening it up. "Naruto I held back a lot of things from you over the years, but I think your ready for them," said Sarutobi as he pulled out a scroll, two letters, a folder, and a set of keys "The scroll contains information about your family including Jutsu and any bloodlines, the letters are from your parents, the folder is bank information and properties you own around Konoha, also the keys are to your new home," said Sarutobi.

Naruto looked at Sarutobi, before his eyes narrowed in anger. "You told me you didn't know who my parents were old man," said Naruto.

"And for good reason. After you read the letters and had a chance to think you can come and talk to me, until then you both have a month until the academy starts up again," said Sarutobi as a ANBu appeared. It was a woman wearing a cat mask. She stood at 5'4", long purple hair, c-cup breasts, wearing slandered ANBU gear.

"I'm Neko. I'll be escorting you to your new home," said Neko.

(In the streets of Konoha)

As they walked though the streets everyone gave a glare at Naruto and men gave lustful looks at Kira. Naruto glared at any man who dared look at her that way. Although he himself was having a few thoughts about Kira. Kira had snuck a few glances at Naruto and was thinking of some of the things she learned in Kounichi class that helped young ladies seduce young men. They soon arrived at a 2 story house that had an outdoors spring and a training ground. The walls of the house were blue. Both Naruto and Kira looked at the house in Awe.

"This is your new home. I have to leave. I'll be by later when I'm off duty," said neko vanishing in a puff of smoke.

Naruto pulled out the keys and opened the fence, before pushing the gate open. "I guess we're home," said Naruto as they both walked in.

Kira and Naruto looked around and discovered that the place was a lot bigger then they thought. Kira looked to the left and she lit up like a light bulb. They had a garden. She loved to garden. Among other things like shopping, and listening to music.

Naruto opened the front door of the house and they walked in. The living room was large. It had 3 long couches, a love seat, a recliner, and a water dispenser. They set the folders and other things down, before heading to the kitchen. The kitchen was a slandered kitchen, but they had no food.

"Looks like we need to go shopping later," said Naruto.

"True. We also need to get you a new set of clothes… and maybe a weapon," said Kira.

"The weapon cool, but I'm not changing my clothes…," said Naruto only for Kira to tackle him to the ground and pin him using her legs.

"Yes you are and if you don't I'm going to touchier you until you give in," said Kira smirking at Naruto.

Naruto glared at her. "Do your worst," said Naruto.

Kira grinned and began to tickle him on his sides, Naruto began to laugh hard. "Alright I give!" laughed Naruto.

"Say Kira-sama is queen bitch," said Kira as she conutied her attack

"Kira-sama is queen bitch," said Naruto as she let him up.

Naruto sat up and glared at her. "I hate you," said Naruto.

Kira leaned down and playfully kissed Naruto on the lips. "I love you too," said Kira making the boy blush, as she herself turned brick red.

"Whatever lets open the stuff and find out something's," said Naruto as they both got up off the floor and began to sit down. Kira picked up the folder and opened it. She began to read the bank statements and then her jaw dropped at the amount.

"Naruto you have to look at this," said Kira.

Naruto looked over her shoulder and looked at the folder, before his jaw dropped. According to the statements he was banking as much cash as the Hyuuga and Former Uchiha clans combined and that was a couple of 100 millions. It also said he owned the golden Leaf Restaurant, The burning Leaf Movie theater, and the whirling leaf dance studio.

Kira pulled the folder away from the blonde boy and sat it down. "We can go over this later, but for now we need to buy some new clothes," said Kira.

Naruto groaned. It was about to be a long day.

(in Konoha)

The first place Kira dragged Naruto was the civilian sector to have a look around, before they wound up in the Shinobi shopping district. Kira found a green shop called the Higurashi shop of clothing. They entered and found a lot of gear. Kira grabbed a few articles of clothes and forced Naruto into a dressing room. For the next hour he tired on clothes until Kira found a combo for him that worked. Naruto now wore black baggy cargo pants, a Ninja tool belt, a black muscle shirt, a blaze red long sleeve jacket with a high collar that he had turned down, blue flames licking the bottom, running along the sleeves, and on the collar. On his feet he wore black closed off sandals.

Kira squealed as hugged Naruto, much to the boys embarrassment. "You're so handsome Naruto-kun!" yelled Kira.

Naruto rubbed the back of his head. "Thank you Kira-chan," said Naruto.

Kira smirked. "Now you have to watch me modal," said Kira as she walked into the dressing room.

Kira tried on clothes for 2 hours, before she walked out of the dressing room. When Naruto looked at her he had to clamp his nose from the explosion of blood that he was sure was about to fly out of his nose. She wore a dark orange fishnet tee-shirt, with tape wrapped under the fishnet and covering her breasts down to her stomach, a lavender coat that stopped at her knees, a lavender skirt that stopped just at her thighs with a little slight that went up about midway tight black shorts that reached her knees, black boots that stopped just below her knees the boots were also steel-toed with small spikes on them.

She looked damn sexy in that outfit and she knew it after she saw Naruto's jaw. Kira walked up to Naruto and closed it for him. They walked up to the counters with a few other outfits.

"Excuse me, but we'd like to buy these clothes and the ones we have on.

The cashier took one glance at Naruto and frowned. "We don't serve your kind here," said the Cashier, before He found a Kunai next to his head. He looked over to see his boss. A young woman by the looks of it.

"What have I told you about treating him with respect?" asked the woman.

"Sorry Higurashi-san," said the man.

"Don't be sorry, just get the hell out my shop, before I get the NP's(1) in here," said the woman

The man left before she did what she said. She had done it before. The woman smiled at them.

Naruto smiled. "Thanks for that ma'am," said Naruto.

The woman smiled. "No prob kid. Your ace's in my book and the pranks you pull are kick ass," said the woman as she rang them up. The total was over 2000, but Naruto wrote out a check, before they left the shop.

They then left the shop and headed for a weapon's shop. It was your run of the meal shop that was run by the Ten family. The strange thing about them was that anyone born into the family always had ten at the end of their name.

At the counter was a girl of 15. She stood even with Naruto, brown hair, pulled into two buns, brown eyes, slender figure, large c-cup breasts, wearing a red and white top, and red pants. She was reading a magazine when Naruto and Kira walked in.

"Hey. Welcome to the Ten weapon shop. I'm Tenten, need anything?," said the girl.

"No think you, we're just looking for a sword and maybe a tanto to help him out," said Kira.

Tenten came around the counter and took Naruto's arm and measured it. She then moved away.

"He's not big enough for a cleaver, but he's still to big for a wakizashi, guess a katana it is," said Tenten as she went and looked at the swords.

Tenten brought out 5 swords and Naruto easily picked out one that caught his eye. The sword was a kotetsu style sword. The sheath was completely round as was the hilt of the sword, the guard was round and the sheath of the sword was wrapped in black tape.

Naruto used his left hand and tested the weight of the sword. It was balanced at least to him. He then picked up a small dagger, a tanto. It was edged out so there wasn't a tip, but a shape pricing blade, it also came with a wooden sheath. They walked to the counter were Tenten rang them up. Naruto strapped the tanto to the inside of his left sleeve for a quick draw and the sword to his right side.

They left the shop and had one last thing on their list, before they had to head home. The supermarket . Kira grabbed a buggy and they spent the next 4 hours shopping for the good food as well as soap and other things of need in the house, like the fresh smell of pine. They began to head to the line when all of a sudden Kira ran into someone she didn't want to see.

"Watch were your going," said Sasuke Uchiha with a frown on his face.

"If it isn't 'I need my ass kissed every second Uchiha', to what do we owe the pleasure," said Naruto.

"I was picking up so food," said Sasuke, until he looked at the girl with Naruto.

"If the Dobe can have a knock out like that on his arm, then i can have her too," thought Sasuke

"How about you lose this loser and come home with me," said Sasuke.

Kira was seeing red, but she kept her temper in check. "Not interested," said Kira.

Sasuke grabbed her arm. "Come on, give me a try… who knows you might even like it," said Sasuke with a grin.

Kira glared at Sasuke as a memory flashed, she yanked her arm from Sasuke, before hitting him three times in the face and then kicking him in the nuts with a chakra kick, she then grabbed his arm and dislocated it, before she did a spinning back kick sending him out the window.

Kira, dusted herself off, before smiling at the crowd who were all slack-jawed. Naruto was the most surpired.

"I've been trying to kick the tame's ass for years and she does it in seconds," thought Naruto

"Come along Naruto-kun," said Kira as they paid for their food and left.

(at the House)

Once at the house Kira stormed inside and slammed the food down, before walking towards the stairs leaving Naruto to put the food away.

Kira chose a room that was pretty large. She had a bed, a desk, and everything else she needed. She curled up in a ball, and began to cry. She didn't want to sleep, because sleep brought the nightmares of a past she wished to forget.

(in the middle of the night)

Naruto awoke to a loud scream. He had decided to sleep on the couch until they could really get sorted into the house. Naruto throw his jacket off himself, before he rushed up the stairs. He pushed the door open to find Kira tossing and turning in her sleep, with tears running down her face. Naruto rushed to her side and pulled her into a hug. Kira thrashed for a minute, before she quieted down and returned to sleep.

Naruto set her down and then covered her up. Naruto went to the door and was about to close it, but didn't. he stared at Kira.

"Kira-chan… What happened to you in your world? What demons hunt your dreams at night? What terrifies you so badly that you scream in fear?" thought Naruto deciding not to sleep that night.

(Next morning)

Kira awoke and knew that the nightmares had hit again, but for some reason she was a lot more happy then she normally was. Something happened in her sleep that helped her. She got up and walked down the stairs and into the training grounds to find Naruto doing sit-ups. Without his shirt or jacket on. She saw the tanto still strapped to his arm, and his sword stabbed into the ground.

"I see your ready for training," said Kira smiling.

Naruto stopped his workouts and stood up. "Morning Kira-chan. Since you have experience what do you recommend?" asked Naruto.

Kira smiled. Let's start with Genjutsu," said Kira making Naruto gulp.

(3 hours later)

Naruto was laid out on the ground with Kira standing over him. Kira was an experienced Genjutsu Mistress, so it was expected for Naruto to fall, but he held his own.

"Alright let's go ahead and read you family scroll to see if they have anything in them," said Kira as Naruto nodded.

They went into the house and picked up the scroll. Naruto opened the scroll. Naruto's eyes narrowed a little.

It seems my family were good at seals, as well as Kinjutsu. In order to be considered an adult of the clan you had to be a lv 2 master of a sword style," said Naruto.

"So what are you going to do?" asked Kira looking over his shoulder.

Naruto smirked at Kira. "Lets get training," said Naruto.

(3 weeks later)

Naruto was thrown into a tree and sat up a little blood. He wore black pants and no sandals, Kira wore black shorts and a sports bra. Kira and Naruto had been training hard for the last 3 weeks, but with Naruto using 5 hundred clones and Kira making five to instruct them he had gotten to be strong quickly. He was now a lv 3 blade master, but still far from a Master of masters, He had learned the few water, and fire Jutsu she knew, and they helped each other in Taijutsu. After a little studying they had learned to manipulate seals. Naruto had placed three seals on his sword, one that made the sword unbreakable, one that made it explode on contact if chakra was added to that seal, but he planed to rarely use that one, and the last one was for poison release.

Kira stopped the sparing and wiped the sweat off her forehead. "Hey Naruto-kun let's head out to eat at the Golden Leaf!" said an excited Kira.

Naruto smiled at Kira. "Sure, but I think we need to take showers first," said Naruto.

Kira rushed into the house and began to get ready. Naruto followed suit and took a quick shower. After the shower Naruto dressed in a white button up shirt, and black slacks with a black blazer thrown over it for effect. Over the last 3 weeks Naruto had gotten close to Kira. They weren't boyfriend and girlfriend, but friends who liked to tease each other. They even kissed a few times.

Naruto sat on the couch and began to wait for Kira. After 15 minutes she came down in a blue and black dress. Naruto held out his arm and Kira took it. They began to walk down the streets with people in envy of the young couple.

"Oh Naruto-kun look at their face's," said Kira with a grin.

Naruto grinned as well. "Their just hating us for being the hottest couple in Konoha," said Naruto.

Kira smirked, before she licked her middle finger and touched her ass with it making a sizzling noise. "I'm fire so that means your smoking," said Kira.

They arrived at the Golden Leaf and found a long line. The Golden leaf was the best restaurant in the village, small village mafias, politics, Shinobi officials, and clans ate here, but since Naruto owned the place they would get in for free. The building was large, It easily had three floors. It was gold in color, but had flames shooting out of the sides, It was a good thing the flames were fake.

They walked past a line of hopefuls who wanted to go in and Naruto was stopped by a big bouncer. "Who the hell are you?" asked the man.

Naruto pulled out the deed to the building and showed it to him. "I'm your new boss asshole," said Naruto frowning at him.

The man gulped, he quickly moved to the side and allowed Naruto to enter, scared of what Naruto would do if he was denied entry. Naruto patted the Man's shoulder and put a fat wad of hundreds in his pocket.

(inside the restaurant)

Jade Haruno hated being out with these idiots that were called the civilian Council. Jade was a carbon copy of her little girl, only her breasts were large c-cup, and she still had that baby-making figure of her youth, even though she was in her 30's, and her hair was pulled into a long ponytail. Sitting next to her was Sasuke Uchiha dressed in a formal Kimono.

They came to the restaurant one every 2 weeks. She had wanted to skip out, but if she did, then they would try to figure out what was going on. The last time she skipped out she was sick, but members of the civilian council said getting sick was for weaklings.

Then she saw two people walk in. As they passed they stopped in front of the Council.

"Hello Jade-san, and esteemed members of the Council I hope you have a fine evening," said Naruto as he and Kira bowed mocking them.

"What are you doing here… boy!?" asked a large member of the civilian council.

Naruto pulled out the deed to the restaurant and showed it to them. "Naruto-kun has a right to be in here since he owns this place, unlike you bastards," said Kira making Jade laugh.

"Hello Loser, here to see how the fine class dine," said Sasuke smirking.

Naruto and Kira smirked at him. "Not really. I'm here with my date for the night," said Naruto

"And if High class is with you little boy, then i'd rather dine with a man like Naruto any day," said Kira, ending her lie with a rather lavish kiss with her tongue.

Sasuke's jaw dropped. "Date… I should have the first date out of she call me a little boy? I'm a fucking Uchiha!" yelled Sasuke in his mind

they walked to a table that was near the dance floor. If jade was honest with herself they looked like a young couple that were just begin to explore their relationship. As the night wore on they began they ate, drank, and laughed. Then the lights dimmed as a star tango couple took to the floor. They danced in classic tango, before stopping 7 minutes later getting many claps. Naruto stood up and walked over to the band and told them to play it again. Naruto walked back to Kira and got her up and lead her to the floor. One on the floor the music started up, and they kicked off at a fast pace. It didn't take long for Them to get the more spirited parts of the dance. Naruto twirled Kira around, like a spinning top, before she stopped, leaned in and looked to give him a kiss, before she ripped his jacket away and throw it to him. Naruto then used the jacket and wrapped it around her waist, before pulling her towards him. Naruto then started to flip backwards and grabbed a rose off of table of jade Haruno, before skidding across the floor and stopping in front of Kira presenting her with the rose.

They finished big with Kira in Naruto's arms in a bridal style. Jade Haruno as well as Many others stood up and clapped for the young spirited couple. After there dance. Naruto and Kira walked back to their table and put down 100 for the money only to have the waitress try to give them the change.

They walked out of the Golden Leaf and walked to a park to sit and enjoy the feel of the night air. They approached a lake and sat down together. Kira rested her head on Naruto's shoulder. They sat like that for a little while until Kira jumped up in shock, almost as if she saw a ghost from her past.

Naruto stood up and started to shake her. "Kira! Are you okay?" asked Naruto.

"Kurenai-kaa-san," said Kira in shock.

Killjoy: Dude what the Hell?

Zaara: (lays on the ground and scratches his gut, before eating a cookie)

Killjoy: (kicks Zaara) Get up ya bum

Zaara: Hell I'm tired. Come back later when I had my powerade.

Killjoy: (sigh) review and we'll see you later

A/N

1: Np- Ninja Police. The position was official run by the Uchiha clan, however even after their death they still needed a police force to run interference for deistic- violence and inner village crimes