A/n: h-haha…I haven't been on fanfiction for a year..

My stories were left in the dust and completely forgotten! I'm a horrible writer D:

I felt so bad. I decided to come back and write like there's no tomorrow, well at least attempt to finish my other stories. Also, as compensation for ignoring my stories and letting my readers down, I will yield to their many requests of making "20 ways to annoy Hibari Kyoya, Mukuro style." Even though this story is related to it, I couldn't just add a new chapter, especially since I put it as completed. Surprisingly, 6918 isn't even one of my favorite pairings.

Hm, now that I think about it, it doesn't really make sense to be making a new humorous story if I want to complete my others. Procrastination really gets to you if you have no one pushing you to do something. Also, I'll be correcting my spelling mistakes and grammar catastrophes in my other stories to the best of my ability.

And I find it surprising to have received so many reviews for "20 way to annoy Hibari Kyoya".

So as thanks to all my reviewers, and a pitiful apology for being gone so long, I will humor you with some 6918.

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Is it not obvious if I'm writing a fanfiction?

~Kufufu~

The mist guardian of the Vongola sat at his desk bored. Normally this would never happen, since he always had work to be done. He sighed and took out a blank piece of paper and a pen. Smirking, he couldn't help but think of his cute little skylark.

He titled his paper, "20 ways a Pineapple annoys a Skylark"

~Hibari is so easy to annoy~

1. Write a list of annoying things you could do to him

2. Splash a bucket of water on him

3. When asked why you did such a ridiculous thing, blame Hibari for being so stinking hot looking… or blame Tsuna

4. Follow him around all day and constantly ask "why?" at everything he does.

5. E-mail him with lots of forwarded messages (and I don't just mean 3 or 4. I'm talking about 18 or 69)

6. EVERY MESSAGE YOU SEND HIM USE CAPITAL LETTERS FOR EVERYTHING!!~

7. Stand anywhere near him for more than 15 seconds

8. Record yourself saying "kufufu".

9. Play the tape recorder every time Hibari enters a bathroom

10. Call him embarrassing nicknames (ex. Honeybun, sugar muffin, , snuggles perflupernupper, etc.)

11. Leave 100,000 "Kufufu" e-mails, text messages, and voice mails.

12. Give Hibari a gift card to Victoria Secret for Christmas. (I think I might do that~)

13. Teach Hibird to say "kufufu"

14. Send him endless amounts of pineapple related trinkets whenever you travel

15. Tell him he would look stunning in a Namimori girl school uniform

16. Force him into a Kokuyo girl school uniform

17. Write "I love you!~ " in permanent marker on his tonfa

18. On the other tonfa write "MUKURO WAZ HERE"

19. Whenever he walks by, whistle.

20. For Valentine's Day, show your affection by gluing hearts all over his box weapon

Mukuro looked down at the paper after he finished. He smirked and tucked it in his pocket.

W-Was that any good?

Well, as following my other story, I will write some results of Mukuro trying out his list. Though this time i may do it paragraph form, depends on how lazy I am at the time, and if I'm confident enough in my writing.

Mukuro: won't you leave a nice little review?~ I'm sure that would annoy Hibari also.