Okaaay… so this chapter was written by one of my bffls Amanda. I saw her for the first time last Sunday since September! (Or August... ya know, I dunno.) We had a great time; I was at her house the whole day! Also, during that time, I started talking about fanfiction to her. She asked about this story, and when she saw it, asked if she could write the next chapter. I told her why not? So yeah… all credit for this chapter goes to Amanda! xD PS: Sorry it's taking so long to update… but I already have the next chapter so hopefully I'll be ready again within the week!
Director: ACTION!
Rob: *drives Bella home* Oh god I love you…
Kristen: diddo
*awkward silence*
Kristen: So, what's up?
Rob: Well…
Kristen: It's my birthday.
Rob: I forgot.
Kristen: What? Wha…? We just celebrated it!
Rob: erm…
Kristen: Eddy, whatever. Can I just ask one thing?
Rob: ?
Kristen: Kiss me… *does weird quirky eyebrow thing*
And so they kiss into the night…
Director: AND CUT! Beautiful, fabulous, outstanding job! OUTSTANDING!
Kristen: *blushes* It was a joint effort.
Rob: Psh. Pshaw. Mhmm. *snorts*
Director: *sobs* that was beautiful… best stuff we've got ALL DAY! ALL DAY folks. ALL DAY.
Carlisle: You know, except for the quirky eyebrow thing Kristen did when she said 'kiss me', the horrible acting, oh and don't forget how cliché that scene was…
Director: Oh PLEASE! BEST STUFF ALL DAY!
Kristen: blushes* Once again, it was a joint effort.
Rob: Pshhhhhhhh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Def a joint effort. Def.
*Ashley and Alice walk up* The costume designer said we could choose your outfit for the next scene Kristen!
Kristen: I thought…
A&A (in sync): SHOES! Hair! MAKEUP! *turn to each other dramatically* And clothes.
*freaky music from nowhere* DUN DUN DUN!
Ashley: C'mon!
Alice: Let's go!
*both drag Kristen away into the dark creepy depths of the set. Parts of the set that remain unknown…*
Director: And ACTION!
Kristen: Edward! Smile! Smile!
Rob: -
Kristen: Smile Eddy! The world is a better place when you smile, smile, smile! *sings*
Rob: Where the hell did that come from?
Kristen: I dunno. But it's awesome, so, yeah.
Rob: Reaaally? Realllly? Are you sure you're not quoting a Disney song?
Kristen: I remain silent.
Rob: Whatevs. I'm pissed at you so I'm not talking to you.
Kristen: *grumbles*
Rob: *face is empty blank wall*
Director: Okay. Let's take it from the top!
*camera ppl start filming again.*
Kristen: Can I take a picture? Pleassssse?
Billy (Charlie actor): I already said yes.
~People on set: *chants* Taytay Taytay Taytay Taytay Taytay…
Director: Stop! Everyone we're trying to film!
Rob: *no smile*
Kristen: Edward smile!
Director: Loving it!
Rob: *no smile*
Kristen: Ugh. *depressingness*
Rob and Billy: Taytay Tay Tay Tay Tay!
Director: Oh. Migod. Even my actors…
Kristen: Don't worry, Chris. You Are Not Alone. I don't get it either… wha? Ohhhh! TayTay TayTay TayTay!
*everyone chants taytay accept director*
Director: You know? Whatever. Just stop! Just… just stop.
Everyone chants: TayTay TayTay TayTay…
Director: *sputters with anger* ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING ME? You know… lets just go a few scenes ahead, shall we? I've had it with you Rob.
Rob: TayTay.
Director: ---
Rob: TayTay!
Director: *!k off! Anyway, let's go to the first Jake scene. C'mon everybody.
Taylor: *Nowhere to be found*
Director: DAMNIT where IS he? I am about to get sooo pissed. Am I missing something here?
*everyone on set chants* look look look look…
Director: *turns around* Ohhhhhh…
Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are seen French kissing on the floor.
(Amanda AN: I know they're an old couple but just go with it.)
Director: Ohhhhh. Ohhh. Ohhhh. Owahohowa. Ohhhhh.
Everyone: huh?
Director: Tay tay.
Everyone: *watches the two lovers* Awwwwwww!
Director: Awwwwww…. WAIT! Waaaiiiiiit one moment! Swift! Who the hell let you on the set?
TS: *points to Taylor* him
Taylor: *nods*
Jake: *grumbles* My actor is such an asswipe…
TS: *looks at infamous directory-doom glare from Chris* I agree. You SOOO shouldn't have let me in.
Kristen and Bella: Tay tay Tay tay…
Director: Stuff it guys.
Edward: Who is taytay?
Bella: *mouth drops open* Gasp! Eddy! How can you NAWT know? They are only my fav celebrity couple in the world! I thought you loved me!
Edward: Uhm?
Bella: *Snarls like bull and does that foot thing* Argh.
Everyone: run.
Eddy: AHHHHH!
Director: Okay. Now that they're gone… let's get down to the basics. Swift, you cannot distract my actors. I'm trying to make a Grammy worthy movie here.
Bella: *coughs* ahem. Not succeeding. Ahem.
*the sound of a glass breaking echoes throughout the once silent set*
Embry: *blushes*
Quil: damnnnnnn.
Embry: It was him! *points at Quil*
Taylor Swift: I think your people are already distracted enough, on their OWN.
Once again… most of this chapter was written by Amanda. So shout out to her! Anyway, it might be better than usual, or not as good, but all the same review!