I wrote this like two months ago in my math class when we were there for two hours due to seniors having their exams.
Don't ask, just read.
See what boredom does to you? I was supposed to be doing work, studying for my exam, but after an hour of math, I said screw it and wrote this and another story.
No spoilers or anything, as for the sword, it may not make sense about how Fai would know any of this, but just go along with me.
Also, I don't feel like adding in any other details than the dialogue. It's just Kurogane & Fai in one room, Syaoran & Sakura in the other.
Rated T for certain…suggestive things.
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If there was one thing Fai was most curious about, it was the size of Ginryuu. He decided to not ask for a long time, but of course, his curiosity overcame him and he had to ask Kurogane before he exploded. (Metaphorically of course)
"Ne, Kuro-puu, isn't that sword hard to carry?"
"Hmm…?" Kurogane looked at Fai tiredly,
"The sword is almost taller than you." Fai stated, pointing to Ginryuu.
"Uhm…Well, it's made exactly the same as my father's sword."
"I see…" Fai said slowly, Kurogane nodded,
"Mhmm…what's your point?"
"Hyuu…nothing!"
"Now, that is a big fat lie. You know I can tell when you're lying." Fai looked taken aback for a moment.
"What's YOUR point?"
"What about my sword?"
"Well…Kuro-chii, are you…compensating?" Fai said with a sly kinda smile.
"What?" Kurogane looked at Fai confused. Fai continued.
"Are you?"
"Compensating…" Kurogane thought for a second, "…Yes I am." Fai gave him a shocked look and burst out laughing,
"Oh my god! Really?" Fai fell on the floor laughing like an idiot. Kurogane looked at him, confused. Syaoran walked in and noticed Fai on the ground, laughing.
"Oh…Fai-san, what's so funny?" He asked, looking confused, from Fai to Kurogane.
"Aha…Kuro…HAH!" Fai couldn't even say anything.
"O…k. Kurogane-san, what'd going on?" Syaoran looked at Kurogane confused.
"Kid, this nutcase asked me if I was compensating with size of my sword and I said, yes I am." Syaoran blushed like crazy when Kurogane finished.
Fai, who had just gotten up off the floor, fell again, laughing.
"Kurogane-san! I did NOT need to know that!" Syaoran yelled out, with his blush deepening.
"What? I am compensating for my lack of strength to protect the ones I love," Kurogane stated matter-of-factly to the blushing kid and the laughing idiot.
"Uh…" Syaoran started, "Kurogane-san…I don't think he meant it THAT way." Fai stood up and nodded, smiling his idiotic smile.
"What other way IS there?" Kurogane was starting to get very mad. Fai laughed at said,
"Oh…poor naïve Kuro-tan! Syaoran-kun knows what I mean,, right Syaoran-kun?" Syaoran nodded, blush still apparent. He tried to figure out how to tell Kurogane what it actually meant.
"Uhm…Kurogane-san, I think he means…uhm…" Syaoran, blushing even deeper than ever thought possible decided that pointing would better. He pointed towards his crotch region
Kurogane followed his finger downward and as soon as he figured out what he mean, he gasped. He turned to Fai and yelled,
"Damnit mage! I am PLENTY big enough! Would you like to see?" He hadn't even thought about his words, but instantly regretted them, he blushed almost as deep as Syaoran.
"Sure, Kuro-rin! I would love too!" Fai gave a smile and looked at the blushing ninja stuttering, trying to find some insult for him.
"Shut up! I didn't mean it!" With that, Kurogane stormed off. Fai was again laughing like an idiot.
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What do you think?
T_T I got introuble from my MOTHER because I didn't answer her text OR look at her facebook status. How sad is that?
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