Buffy & Angel vs. Bella and Edward

Buffy and Angel sat on the couch in their living room. Buffy was nursing their newborn daughter Renna. Angel watched on lovingly, admiring the love radiating from his family. The television was blaring in the background, but neither Angel nor Buffy were paying any attention and Renna was too young to understand. Though, being the daughter of a vampire, she was quite smart for her age.

An ad came on TV for the newest addition to the Twilight franchise. This thing had spread pretty far. That was the understatement of the many many centuries that Angel had lived. Twilight had taken over the world. If you hadn't heard of Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart, let alone Bella or Edward, then you'd be considered obsolete. Buffy and Angel caught one another's eyes and both rolled in unison.

Soon, little Renna had fallen asleep in her mother's arms. The front door opened and Willow stepped inside. Her fiery hair hung in a French plait down her spine. She entered the living room and greeted her friends, happily accepting the infant handed to her. Oz and Willow had two kids of their own, twins Lexandra and Amarya, currently in the other half of the duplex that Willow, Oz, Buffy and Angel shared.

Both Buffy and Angel kissed 9-month-old Renna on the head before leaving for patrol, their nightly ritual. Willow took Renna to her and Oz's house. Angel and Buffy left the house and circled the block before taking the same route they did every patrol night. It wasn't long before they ran into the common demons, getting rid of them immediately.

There was a pair of demons the couple had been tracking for some time now, almost impossible to catch, though they did come close some nights. Angel caught sight of one of them hiding behind a tree in the park they were outside of, the other behind a bush.

Angel motioned to Buffy with his head to sneak up behind. They had been together for so long, Buffy needed no explanation. They snuck up and Buffy immediately pierced her stake through the first in the back, while Angel attacked the other, throwing him on the ground and restraining him, waiting on Buffy to end him too, which she did.

Both of them jumping up and dusting off, they hi-fived and Angel gave Buffy a kiss on the cheek. They held hands as they made their way back home, a night well spent.

A few days later, another ad for Twilight came on, while Angel, Buffy, Oz and Willow were sitting at the dinner table with the kids, Wesley and Cordelia, discussing new patrol routes. They all turned to the TV. Buffy and Angel's eyes connected and they grinned at each other.

"We're so much better than them," they assured in unison.

A/N: My first Buffy fic and a lot of it is completely impossible, eg. them having a kid, but what did you think? Opinions would be great!