"No. Way. In. Hell!"

"But..."

"Absolutely not! I refuse to be on bottom!" amber eyes glared into his lover's gray ones.

"But I'm the more dominant one! Look here..." Stark thrust The Beginner's Guide to Penetration under Ichigo's nose. "It says the passive Uke must follow the lead of the assertive Seme! So, that means--"

"I know what that means--but N-O no!" Ichigo snarled, his cheeks turning bright red despite his disgruntlement. Stomping over to their shared bed, he swiped up the goblet of fine wine from the table, an extravagance bought for the celebration of their first time.

Sure they had kissed and done all those other embarrassing things couples do to each other in public restaurants but this...this was supposed to be memorable! The culmination of weeks of planning...and stupid Stark had to ruin it by buying that stupid book!

Maybe he was a little clueless...on how they really did it...Well, he did know it was through the ba--

Ichigo's inner thoughts were interrupted by his lover tossing aside his shirt. Ichigo paused to admire the lean, muscular form of the man, the book thankfully, had been chucked away as well.

"So...you still refuse to be my uke, Ichigo?"

He shivered at the silky purr his name was spoken in. "That depends..." he began huskily, leaning back on the bed, legs spread apart invitingly, hand stroking his inner thigh.

Stark smirked and joined him.

~*~

Let it not be said that he who takes the bottom position is by anyway a submissive as Stark soon learned.

~Finis~

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