Warnings: The usual.
Disclaimer: Really?
Side-Note: Formerly, Grimmjow was captain of Squad 6 with Ichigo as his lieutenant. I have decided to change this to the 11th Squad. Now, I would change the chapter itself if not for the fact that it'd update everyone, which would cause a lot of confusion. So, just keep that in mind.
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"GRIIIMMJOOOOW!" Isshin shouted as he jumped towards said person. Grimmjow face palmed while punching the other in the face, not wanting to deal with the idiot's antics today. Berry had forced him to sleep on the couch so right now he was more irritable than normal and this moron wasn't helping.
"Oof!" The idiot called out as he landed on the floor in a slump, the blue-haired man ignoring him as he went back to work. Before long, though, Isshin got up once again, slamming his hands on the desk and leaned in close to the younger. Grimmjow's eye twitched slightly. He couldn't believe that Ichi was related to this moron.
"Ma, Jaegerjaquez-sama," Yuzu stuttered, flushing slightly from messing up his name once again as she held out the bento box that had just arrived for him. "This is from someone named Di Roy."
"You can just call me Jaeger or Grimmjow if you want," Grimmjow replied, taking the box gratefully. It probably wasn't made by Ichigo but almost anything was good at this point. The light brown haired girl nodded before hurrying off to finish one of her chores.
Stopping mid-chew, Grimmjow looked down into the bento box, eye twitching slightly. Getting up quickly, knocking over Isshin in the process, the Vizard ran to the bathroom to spit out the watermelon (1), throwing away his lunch on the way.
After having upchucked his lunch, the blue-haired man sat down after waving off Yuzu and Karin's worried glances. Staring down at his paper work, Grimmjow sighed heavily. Today was going to be a long day.
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"Ne, Ichi, what was Grimmjow-same like as a captain?" Di Roy asked as he placed the box he had been carrying on the counter. The other Arrancar stopped what they were doing and thought about it as well. They imagined their blue haired leader standing proud and wearing the white captain's haori with dignity.
"He was a lazy good for nothing drunk and a pain-in-the-ass that was always running late for meetings and relied on me to do all his paper work." The five Arrancar slumped slightly at the description, now imagining Jaeger-sama drunk and passed out on the floor with Jaeger-san doing paper work at what was originally the captain's desk.
"M-Ma…"
"But I bet he was strong!" Di Roy cut Ilforteoff as he exclaimed, unwilling to believe that their leader was a drunkard. Ichigo looked over at the shorter before sighing.
"He was the second strongest; his only competition being Captain-Commander Yamamoto," the berry replied, ignoring the looks of amazement on most of the Arrancars' faces. He couldn't blame them; they weren't allowed in the Soul Society when he and Grimmjow had been part of the Seireitei and they rarely talked about those times nowadays.
"I'm going to make Grimmjow-sama a cake!" Most flinched at that while Di Roy ran off to the kitchen with Ilforte close on his heels – mostly to make sure the small Arrancar didn't kill anyone.
-xxxxxxx-
Grimmjow sneezed harshly as he washed his hands. Looking up at the ceiling while wiping his nose with his now dry hands, the blue haired Vizard wondered who the hell was talking about him. 'Probably just Ichi swearing his fucking head off about me with the others. Heh, fucking prude.'
'But he's your prude.'
'You got that ri- Wait, when the hell did you get here!'
The large cat-like Hollow rolled its eyes. For such a smart person, Grimmjow was such an idiot.
-xxxxxxx-
The door bell rang and, after finally escaping Di Roy's "Cake of Doom", Grimmjow finally got around to answering the door, leaving behind many disgruntled people. Yeah, Di Roy's cooking skills were just that bad.
He opened the door to reveal Yoruichi and Urahara. "What the hell do you want?" Grimmjow frowned as he stepped to the side, letting both former Soul Reapers into the living room. The Arrancars peered into the room through the bar, various straight and emotionless expressions on their faces.
"I was hoping you'd be in a better mood when we discussed this," Yoruichi said with a shake of her head, her purple hair swaying left and right. "Anyway, the point of this is that we need you to train some of the current Soul Reapers, much like the ones you met before in Kisuke's shop."
"Why should I help you?" The Vizard asked as he slumped on the couch, crossing his legs in the process. "I don't see a damn reason as to why I should help those incompetent fools."
"Aside from the fact that if we fail, the Human World will be destroyed along with you and everything you've accomplished?" Urahara replied, his face void of his usual cheer. Grimmjow frowned even more. The pervert had a point. He sighed.
"Fine, but I'll train them when I want and how I want, and if they so much as complain, I'll kick their asses into next week, y'hear?" The teal-haired male complied with a half-frown, half-sneer on his face. Urahara merely nodded, unfolding his fan and holding it in front of his face.
"I trust you'll inform Ichigo-kun of the plans. With both of you, you could train them quicker, faster, and Ichigo's style of fighting is quite a positive trait to have on the battle field." Yoruichi spoke up as she hauled Kisuke up and off the couch, dragging him over to the door. Opening the door, she turned around. "I hope you realize that what happened to you and Ichigo was because of Aizen and his plans, not just the Seireitei in general," the dark-skinned female said simply before pushing the blond out of the door and slamming it shut.
Grimmjow stood there, silent, with his fists curled at his sides as he stared at the ground. He took a deep breath before letting it out slowly. "You think I don't know that?" He asked no one and everyone at the same time.
1. If you're wondering why I put watermelon, it's because I've heard that cats dislike them. And I couldn't help but play around with that. Bad Di Roy!
M-Ma, it got kind of serious there for a minute, didn't it? Anyway, I know it's short but I couldn't think of something else to put and I just HAD to update after almost two months of not doing so. Around mid point (or a little bit after) is where I had stopped earlier so if it looks a little uneven or flows weirdly, that may be why.