Okay, Twilight. Supposedly the next Harry Potter. That's crap. There is NO WAY possible that Twilight can compare to HP. First of all, HP has a plot. No, not a flawless, 'I'm lonely, oh look a monster let's fall in love!' plot, an actual plot.

Stephenie Meyer has basically screwed up vampire's entire reputation with one book. She is saying that it is okay to leave your friends and family for you boyfriend, and that stalking is romantic. It's not. If you are being watched when you sleep, don't make out with the guy, call the cops. Really, I looked at the definition of creeper and it is, and I quote 'someone who watches others sleep'. Sound familiar? Yeah, if Websters had pictures I think Edward would be right next to creeper.

Oh, Edward. He has no character whatsoever except for the fact that he is a self pitying vampire with no life.

Bella… I really can't stand her. SHE IS A COMPLETE MARY SUE. No matter what people say about her being clumsy there is no way around it. Really, she meets a guy she sees once in a couple of weeks, and then decides that she is in love with him. They haven't even spoken yet. And she has a good population of the school after her affections, according to Edward, who can read minds.

Which brings another topic of why is Bella the only one who he can't read? My opinion is so Edward won't have to hear all the crap she thinks about.

Vampires are supposed to burn in the sun. Not sparkle. They are not vampires, they are freaking fairies. There is no such thing as a vegetarian vampire. What, do they attack trees or something? I get the fact that it's supposed to be an inside joke, but referring to that every paragraph is annoying.

Can Stephenie use anymore description? She always refers to Edward as granite or marble. Nothing else.

And then Jacob is in the story. Best friend with yet another crush on Bella. Basically, here is Bella's relationships through the books: sees Edward, falls in love, talks to Edward, Edward leaves, friends with Jacob, likes Jacob, abandons Jacob to go to Italy, comes back with Edward, is in confusion, kisses Jacob, kisses Jacob again, marries Edward, is extremely happy every time Jacob comes, and then has kid which Jacob falls in love with. Oh, yeah, that's a nice thing to tell your girlfriend 'I kissed your mom twice; want to go see a movie?'

And then Bella is immune to all metal 'gifts' and is the only one that can withstand many supposed to be fatal accidents that would have killed any other human character in the book.

These books are basically brainwashing teenagers into thinking there is someone perfect in the world that will be their Edward Cullen and doesn't give anyone else a chance because they don't sparkle. Really?

The characters are too perfect, and they completely ruin the image vampires have had for centuries. Within a year, they go from fierce blood sucking monsters to amazing and beautiful gods and goddesses.

And that's really about it… I can't think of anything else right now. Flame me if you want but I really won't care, since this is my opinion and most of my friends. Have fun. And yes, my grammar is probably off but I typed this in ten minutes because it has been bugging the crap out of me when people at school squeal every time they hear the word Twilight or Edward. For the record, I like Edward Elric better.