This is the first collaborative story written by Arinayed29 and Reichiko Yamatai. We hope that you enjoy the first chapter in our story.

Title: Mini Hetalia: Spain's Adventure

Summary: Poor Spain has always been the one to take care of Lovino, but when something unexplainable happens, Lovino finds himself to be a new caretaker.

Spain is a person who enjoys his sleep very much. So he wasn't particularly happy when he was woken up by a headbutt to the vital regions. His eyes shot open to notice a frowning little Romano. Had it been anyone else who had woken Spain up, he would have been clearly upset, but the pout on Romano's face was just to cute.

"Aww Lovi~ good morning. What brings you to my room this morning."

"Damn it you bastard! I'm hungry, feed me." Lovino flapped his arms to show how serious he was being, but all it did was cause Spain to squeal in glee.

"Aww, Lovi~ you're so cute. I'll make you whatever you like."

"I don't care, just make something good you bastard."

"Ok Lovi~!" Spain was so happy he almost flew out of the room in bliss.

Spain hurried when making breakfast for Romano, but he made sure to put love in it. He just made some simple pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. He also filled a cup with tomato juice, Romano's favorite.

'I'm sure Lovi is going to enjoy his breakfast this morning.' He set the table and made sure that Romanos booster seat was in place. He didn't mind when he realized that he forgot to make breakfast for himself. All that mattered was Romano.

"Lovi~ breakfast is ready." As soon as those words flew out of his mouth, little Romano came running down the hallway and stood next to his seat. With an angry pout on his face he yelled at Spain

"Put me in my chair dammit!" He stuck his chubby little arms out, demanding that Spain hurry up. Spain was all too happy to comply.

"You're so damn slow! Once I order my command I want it done at that very moment! You hear me!!!"

"Awe Lovi~ your wish will always be my command"

After Romano got himself situated he took bite of the pancake. Spain looked intently at Romano, he wanted to know the results for his cooking. Romano gulped and looked at Spain.

"It's ok, but it could be better." Spain knew that in Romano's world, that meant "Yeah it's good."

"Oh Lovi~ I knew you would like it." Romano glared at him.

"Are you deaf, I said it could be better you bastard." Spain continued with his cooing and leaned down to where Romano was sitting to rub his face against the other. "So cute~!"

"Shut up you bastard! And let me eat stupid."

"Ah Lovi~, I miss the days when you where little. You where so adorable. I wish I could see you in your little chubby body again." Spain had a happy smile on his face while he talked to a much older Romano. They were both sitting in Spains living room, eating some tomatoes. It was late at night, yet the two of them stayed awake.

"Are you telling me that you would prefer me to be fat you bastard. I can't believe you!"

"Lovi I said I would like to see you chubby not fat, there's a difference" he said in a matter of fact tone.

"Eh, whatever you happy bastard!" Romano looked at Spain's dresser to see a huge fish tank with a baby turtle inside. "You got another one of those damn things?"

"Yes, it's been awhile ever since I had a turtle, they are so cute but not as cute as you Lovi~"

"Shut up! I'm not cute, just for that stupidass remark, that turtle is going to get it!"

Spain remembered when Romano was Lil Romano, he had never liked the turtles.

"Pay attention to me you dumb bastard!" The young Romano yelled.

Spain, who was currently holding a baby turtle turned to his world "Yes, what may I do for you" a big grin slid across his face.

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!"

"I am paying attention to you, if I wasn't, I wouldn't be able to see you like I want"

Romano stood there, thinking how wrong that sounded in so many ways. He saw that Spain was so "in love" with his new turtle.

Spain hugged his new companion "Oh turtle, what shall I name you? How about... Lovitonio~" he squealed like a girl who got a new dress.

"That's a stupid name! Don't mix my name with a bastard like you!"

"Awe Lovi~ it's a cute name isn't, our names put together by love!"

Romano rolled his eyes as Spain put Lovitonio back into it's tank. The young tomato watched as Spain left and went to the tank, pulling out Lovitonio.

"This stupid thing, I'll get rid of it and besides. Spain is spending TOO much of his time with YOU! He needs to be tending to MY needs!"

He then started fiddling with Lovitonio's shell pulling it apart. As he heard a crack, he pulled the turtle out of it's shell. Throwing the shell in a closet Spain hardly uses and set Lovitonio outside.

After he finished his work, he went to Spain's bed and sat on it, waiting for him to return.

Spain came back with his turtle feed and walked to the tank, opening his eyes he saw that Lovitonio was gone.

"Ack?! Lovitonio! Where did you go?!?!"

"He ran away"

Spain tilted his head with a confused look "Ran away..? Turtle's can't run a-" he was interrupted by a wailing Romano.

"HE RAN AWAY! AND IT'S TRUE CAUSE I SAY SO!!" his arms wailing along with his voice.

"Yes! Your right, mi turtle Lovitonio must have ran away.."

"That's much better you bastard!" he stopped shaking his arms and lowered his voice.

"It'll be fine because I have you mi amor~ I'll just get another turtle tomorrow" he hugged his precious Romano, Romano then started trying to get out the hug.

"Let me go you bastard!! I don't want your disgusting hugs!"

"So cute, I love you"

"I hate you!!!"

Spain always known that those words meant something more then how Romano would put them out.

Day after day Spain got a turtle, naming it names like "Romansoro" "Antovino" "Tomato" "Lovnandez" "Varriedo" and other names of those statures. But every single day, they seemed to have ran away.

Adult Romano continued to look at Spain's new turtle.

"What stupid name did you give it"

"His name is Lovitonio II"

Romano shook his head as Spain wondered something.

"I wonder why all my turtles ran away..." he sounded sad.

Romano stood up, opening Spain's locked closet as hundreds of turtle shells fell out. Spain's mouth dropped as his eyes went wide.

"M-my.. Lovitonio! Ferngas! So they didn't run away?!" he quickly got up and picked up one of the empty shells, holding it in the palm of his hands as tears strolled down his face.

"How did this happen... Did I let them starve?!"

"No dammit! I said they ran away cause they couldn't stand a bastard like you!"

Spain then set the shell down, and walked back to the table picking up a tomato and a hanky to wipe his tears.

"You should have paid more attention to me back then. You don't understand what I had to go through while living with you. It was horrible!" Romano glared at him.

"Aww Lovi~" Spain took a bite of his tomato, then swallowed it. "You don't mean that. Anyways I was the one who had to take care of you and your demanding ways. Not only that, but I also had to deal with your bed wetting problems."

"That was your fault dammit, if you didn't have such a goddamn big house then I would have been able to able to find the bathroom. Also, how many times do I have to tell you that damn squirrel would sometimes come in my room at night and pee in my bed. That stupid doctor of yours could never find any medicine for that, so like I said, it's not my fault."

Spain may be dense, but he wasn't so dense that he couldn't tell the words coming out of Romano's mouth were bull. He learned that the only way to stop Romano's yelling is to agree with him.

"I'm sorry, I forgot about the squirrel. Silly me, but I still think that you were a hard child to care for."

"Like hell I was a hard kid to take care of! You were the worst boss anyone could ask of, you jerk! It's not hard to take care of a kid. All you have to do is feed them and make sure they use the bathroom right." Romano was beginning to feel frustrated. "Chigi! You bastard!"

Spain thought it was the most cutest thing to hear Romano yell 'chigi'. Wanting to hear it again, he reached over and pulled on Romano's curl. Romano yelled another 'chigi' and his face turned bright red.

"Lovino, that's not true. Taking care of a child is very hard. It's not just about feeding them and making sure they reach the bathroom in time. Taking care of a child also requires a person to emotionally nurture them. To a child a parent is like a teacher, they learn most values in life through the parent. You also need to provide the child with love and care. The child should feel safe and loved with a parent. It's actually both physically and mentally tiring." He said all of this with continuing to tug on Romano's curl.

"You goddamn bastard! You know you're not supposed to pull on my curl!" Spain immediately released Romano's curl, but right after he grabbed a nearby tomato and rubbed it against Romano's red cheek.

"Aww Lovi~ You look like a tomato~!"

"Fuck you Spain, I'm going to sleep! Oh yeah and I bet I can take care of a child way better than you bastard!" He stood up and stomped his way to one of the guest rooms.

"Ok Lovi~ sweet dreams and good night. Oh! Remember to not let those bed bugs bite you. I heard that they can leave some nasty bites."

"Chigi! Shut up stupid!" Spain could hear one of the doors being slammed shut.

"Aww~ so cute.

As Romano slammed his door, he rolled his eyes and laid on his bed.

"Peeing in the bed! Hmph.. It was the squirrel.. Talking about that squirrel.."

Romano started to drift back in the past when he was a child.

The little Romano stretched out his his bed, his left arm hanging off. A bit of drool rolling down his mouth and loud snores coming from the child's mouth.

He was dreaming of tomatoes and how they were red, how he could hold a tomato and be in endless bliss. Tomatoes were good to a child like him.

As slob trickled down the young boys mouth and a smile appeared on his face, his snooze bubble popped. He lifted up yawning, rubbing his eyes.

He sat there as his felt his bladder filling up. Little Romano got out of his bed as he opened his door, looking left and right down the endless halls.

"Bathroom.." he walked down the left hall, searching for the bathroom. He then walked up the spiral stairway, taking every step under his small feet.

As he reached the top, he felt himself tilting back. He grabbed a hold of the bottom of a pedestal, getting himself up the final step.

"Whew.." he wiped the invisible sweat off his forehead and he took a step, tripping over his own foot, bumping into the pedestal and hearing a crash.

Meanwhile in the night, Spain was asleep, hugging a Lovi-Plushly that he has kept hidden away from Romano, if Romano knew of this plush's existence, it would have been burned by now.

"Lovi~ my cute Lovi...zzz.. How I could cuddle with you anywhere! Zzz.. Be it... In.. Spain... China.. Or zzz... Russia.. No.. Let's stay away from Russia... Zzz..I would cuddle wuddle you in Germany too~"

In a deep sleep, Spain didn't notice the crashing that came from across the hall.

"Shit! What am I going to tell that bastard!" as he looked before him to see a vase, broken in many pieces as if someone shattered a mirror from all the evil that left their body. He held his stomach as he felt the water rise. He then scurried by Spain's room, peaking inside. He saw the evil thing in Spain's arms.

"Memo to self, burn that abomination when Spain isn't around" he stopped peaking into the room and continued to venture the forsaken home.

"Where the hell is the bathroom? That bastard needs to live somewhere small! Why can't that bastard just... Ugh! I bet he moves the bathrooms every night just to aggravate me!"

Little Romano out of aggravation a "chigi" and walked into a pedestal! He fell backwards with blood coming down his nose, and another shatter. He lifted up and saw another vase.

"Goddamn it! Thank the lord I don't have an allowance yet.." he then felt his bladder going of full. As he rushed through the maze of a home, he destroyed many vases on the way.

"I have to make up a good excuse.. An excuse that he'd fall for.." That's when an idea came to young Romano's head. He had the perfect excuse.

As he took every twist and turn, each winding path, up and down flights of steps, he found someway to another place. He noticed a door, half cracked. In it he saw a mirror and what it seemed to be a bathroom and a TOILET. Lord and behold, he has finally found what he was gonna worship for this one night! He has finally found the answer to his prayer! Since his bladder was on overflow he rushed towards the door and bursted into the room.

His mouth was jaw-dropped as he looked to see he was back in his room. He cursed in the back of his mind, pissed as hell. He looked towards the mirror that was on a dresser and realized he hallucinated the toilet. He went back in his bed, promising he'd hole it till the morning so Spain could show him the bathroom, after that promise, little Romano fell asleep.

The next day, sunlight shown through his window. He heard his door open as someone picked him up and squeezed him tightly. Little Romano's eyes shot open to see Spain.

"Awe Lovi~ you're so cute when you sleep"

"Let me go you bastard!" as Spain kept his grip in place, the one promise that the young boy tried to keep was broken. A wet line snaked its way down his clothes and onto Spain. As Spain pulled his precious Romano away, he looked at his own shirt to see that it was some what covered in pee.

"I'll take that as your shower of love Lovi~ and look, it wasn't the squirrel this time"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BASTARD AND CHANGE ME!"

At his command, Spain took Romano into his room and laid him on his bed while getting new clothes for Romano and himself.

"Lovi~ do you know what happened to most of my vases? I also found some blood on a pedestal."

Romano's great lie was then placed into action, the one lie no one could guess. As he wiped the dry blood from under his nose away, he gave the most ultimate lie of all lies.

"The squirrel did it.."

Spain kept a smile on his face as deep inside he knew that was a lie.

"So the squirrel decided to break my vases then pee in your bed?"

"What do you think you bastard?! Now change me!"

Spain sighed and went to change his precious Romano.

Adult Romano was getting sleepy after thinking that about that small incident. He yawned and his eyes started to close slowly. Until Spain came into his room.

"Lovi~ can I ask a question?"

With his eyes closed he answered "What the hell do you want you bastard? Can't you see I'm trying to sleep?!"

"Do you remember what happened to those vases I had a long time ago, you know the ones that looked pretty in every room but seemed to crash on every floor?"

"I told you the damn squirrel did it!"

Spain nodded but acted as if he believed it. "Ah yes, the squirrel.. Well sweet dreams my Lovi~ I love you!" a big grin crossed Spain's face as he waited for Romano to repeat the same thing back.

"Zzz.." Romano then fell asleep on Spain as he closed the door and went to his own room to sleep.

"Awe, Lovi is so cutetorable!~"

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