Hey everyone! Happily, the whole issue discussed in the authors note has been resolved! =D It was done quickly and civilly and they made the choice to delete the story. Thanks for all of support!

Now, I have reached the moment that I had been sorta…dodging… but it's finally time.

This is the final chapter of 333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out!

Eh, I figured 500 was a good amount XD I nearly doubled the amount that I set out to do! I've inspired people, I ended up sorta starting a '333 ways' craze, I even became the 3rd most popular fic here on this site in the FMA fandom! (Seriously, I have the 3rd most reviews! XD)

I'd like to thank all of you for all of your support! =D I never would have gotten as good at these fics if it weren't for you guys!

Now, the reasoning for ending this is pretty much so it'll give me more time to close up some of my other fics and start some new ones including some new 333 ways lists! Ideas on the table right now: '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Ouran High', some new one shots, the much awaited sequel to 'Soul Swap', and more to come!

I will be continuing on the UN fic and FINALLY update 'All is One, I am All' (after about a year LOL) and some of my other crack fics and stories.

All in all, thank you SO MUCH for all of your support! When I get into college (1 year to go!) I plan on going to cons all around and hopefully do some Cosplay skits with this fic and some of my other fics as well as perform with my music partner some anime songs on our violins and my banjo. I can play caramelldansen on it =3 So long and thanks from a very appreciative authoress!

~iTorchic

496. Go into a car wash

It was a new cleaning place in Risembool for cars and tractors, and when Edward and Alphonse returned home filthy, Winry decided to give the place a try but for a different reason.

"At least she covered the blood seal brother!"

"But we're soaking wet!"

497. Become a millionaire

Fuery finally hit gold, literally. One of his inventions, a electronic device called an MPEG, and MP3 for short.

He promptly retired to his mansion, having a bunch of girls chilling with him in a hot tub.

Needless to say his old team paid him many visits.

498. Go to Space

An attempt to get rid of Mustang by Edward by creating a space craft and launching it into the atmosphere.

Sadly, it backfired when Roy came back an even bigger hero for exploring ("HA") the vastness of space.

499. Make a Movie

The Elrics' former therapist ended up with a good amount of money too for the movie she wrote on the…issues of the family of patients gave her.

Sadly, they didn't get to star in it either.

500. Get Kicked Out of HQ

A female private was finally kicked out of the military building after stalking numerous officers and the Furher himself to create a guide for new recruits and various officers on the going-ons of the military.

The guide was finally completed and distributed to the delight of officers.

She was never heard from again...in Amestris at least