When Piper had seen that stunning dress in the Terra Pynk mall she had to have it. It was expensive, sure, but she almost never treated herself and she did need something to wear for the upcoming Skyknights Ball... She couldn't say no.

Upon taking it home (and keeping it a secret from the boys – she wanted to surprise them on the night) she discoved one teensy problem.

It was a size too small. Or, as the pessimistic part of her mind told her: You are too damn fat.

And so! Piper had been on a diet for two weeks now with absolutely zero sugar-filled goodness. She had had to strain sometimes to keep her urges down but she had done it and she felt great – especially when she tried on the outfit and it fit perfectly.

Whooping with joy, Piper decided as a celebration for her success she would allow herself just one of her favorite sand-cakes. She had been dieting for so long and just one snack couldn't cause any damage, right?

Right...

Piper stared in horror at the scales.

~END~

Me: I'm on a diet, too.

Kenny: *raises a brow* Seriously?

Me: A seafood diet... Seafood and eat it! HAHA!

Kenny: *groans*

Me: Aw, c'mon, it's funny!

Kenny: *turns to leave*

Me: *pushes off drabble cliff* TEEHEE~! Now come on. You guys know that joke was funny... right? ...Anyone?

*tumbleweed*

Me: Ah screw it *jumps off cliff* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY~!