Greetings and welcome to my drabble series!

I hope you like this... I'll try my best. Some days I'll be better than others. But this is just being done for kicks.

BTW, Kenny isn't really an OC, she's kinda my online self for AQWorlds. I couldn't find anyone else to fill her role. SO IN SHE GOES. X3

Hope you enjoy! =D

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For my good friend John

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It was noon on the Condor. Two figures sat on the bridge munching cookies. One was a short girl with bright red hair known as Kenny, the other was none other than Stork. God knows how the hell she'd gotten him to eat those things with her.

"Hey, Stork?"

"Hmm?"

Kenny swallowed her mouthful, then grabbed another cookie. She stared at it and asked, "Imagine if they bit you back..." A small creepy smile graced her lips as she stared at her prey.

(Inside Kenny's mind)

"DIE PITIFUL SNACK!" the redhead yelled before gobbling the cookie whole. Tiny screams of agony were heard. She extended a finger out to the next one. "VICTORY IS MINE, FEEBLE COOKIE!" Then she scooped it up and munched it to death.

And just for the hell of it a sheep flew past on a pogo stick.

(Reality)

Stork gulped nervously as he too stared at the snack in his hand.

(Inside Stork's mind)

Hundreds of cookies-with-legs chased after him, chewing any part of him they could get to. The merb screamed as he tried to shake them off, but there were too many.

"CURSE YOU KENNY!"

(Reality)

There was a pause. Stork continued to stare at the same cookie, looking more freaked out by the second.

Suddenly he shrieked and ran to cower in the corner.

"IT MOVED!"

Kenny blinked.

"IT FREAKING MOVED!"

"........."

"I SWEAR IT DID! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL WITH YOUR WISHES FOR LIVING COOKIES!"

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Kenny: Yes I have. ^^

Me: You must be proud.

Kenny: Very much so. ;3

Both: Review please! =D