Some of these ideas are from others. The credit goes to the ones that reconize as theirs.
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1. Do not let Annabelle anywhere near arguing autobots.
Annabelle watched and listened to Mudflap and Skids arguing with Ironhide. They were screaming and cussing in there language. The little one frowned and went to her father and repeated what she heard. Everyone had a very serious lecture from Sara Lennox and Ratchet.
2. Never mention porn to autobots. Don't even let them look it up.
Ironhide,Prowl, and both sets of twins were in stasis lock in med bay getting a massive download of very unnecessary information out. It took a week to get it out and another week before either of them could look at a human. All porn sites are now restricted to all autobots.
3. Do not have a food fight anywhere near the autobots.
A food fight started in the cafeteria and the autobots that were there joined in. The autobots won. The humans were sent to med bay. Ratchet and Optimus were furious and sent the autobots to clean the entire base.
4. Do not introduce world of warcraft to them.
Leo was playing that game when he was attacked by a set of twins level 200. Sam was guarded by a paladin in yellow and level 150. Will and Epps were riding in a black vehicle that was impenetrable and its brand name was strangely called Ironhide. A yellow clothed priest was going around treating the wounded both alliance and horde, also resurrecting the dead. A blue and red armored warrior was leading a very massive army against another army lead by another warrior going by the name of Megatron.
5. Do not let Will drive a motorcycle if it is not the Arcee twins.
Ironhide would not let Will out of his sight for a long while and only then if Will promised to ride an autobot from then on. The motorcycle mysteriously disappeared and in its place was a black spot outside the base. No one has taken responsibility for it.
6. Wheeljack is never again to be alowed anywhere near a popcorn machine nor make one of his own.
The scientist broke the machine when he wanted to get the humans watching a movie more popcorn. He felt bad so he made his own, autobot sized one. waited till the next movie night to turn it on in the room with everyone watching. The machine did make popcorn but could not be turned off. It was when the room was full of the stuff and flowing to the next did the machine run out of corn. Wheeljack did not even test it out before hand.
7. Do not under any circumstances prank the Hatchet ever again.
The first prank on Ratchet was the last prank on Ratchet. He made sure of that.
8. When Sam's pets come over let Ironhide know ahead of time.
Ironhide woke up with a warim and wet sensation on his wheels. The pets were unharmed. The weapons specialist was a different matter altogether. The hanger had to be replaced.
9. Do not let Ironhide light a campfire.
Will, Epps, and Sam had first degree burns on the first day of camping. Ratchet rearranged his face and would not fix it till he got bored of it. Optimus disabled his weapons just for Bumblebee to use him for target practice.
10. Jazz is now banned from limewire.
Jazz had downloaded every music in the world on limewire and decided to play it till it came to the end. He hid it so that no one could turn it off manually. There was a reward out to who ever finds it. It wasn't till the very last song was playing was it found on every electronic that produces noise.
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