Spencer Snaps

I got the inspiration from this by being in coffee shops. I don't really like coffee but I like tea so I go there sometimes for tea and while angry people TRY to get coffee.

I don't own Criminal Minds

Enjoy

Reid and Morgan are at a local diner. They were the only ones there. Reid ordered coffee and Morgan ordered some pancakes.

The waiter is some new teenager with studs and tattoos all over his arms and neck.

It's been fifteen minutes and still no coffee.

Morgan already got his food.

Finally the teen comes back with a cup of ……water?!

"I'm sorry but I asked for coffee, not water" said Reid very politely.

"Yeah whatever I'll get it."

The teen walked away.

"That is guy is pretty rude" said Morgan.

Ten minutes later

The teen comes back with a cup of coffee at last.

However the coffee is ice cold.

"I'm sorry but this coffee is ice cold" said Spencer.

"Yeah it's ice coffee."

Reid stares at him. "I asked for COFFEE, the normal kind with ground coffee beans and sugar and milk on the side."

The teen leaves again and Reid is steaming.

"Reid I know you're annoyed but keep your cool k?"

Reid nodded, took a deep breath and relaxed.

Ten minutes later

The teen brings a cup of warm coffee at least.

Spencer thanks him and takes a sip of the coffee.

Spencer spits it back out and stares at the cup

"What the HELL is this."

"Uh that's a Chocolate latte with a peppermint twist; it's the coffee special of today."

Spencer puts down the cup and takes a deep breath

"Ok I'm going to make this clear. I don't want a chocolate latte with a peppermint twist, I don't want ice coffee and I don't want water. I WANT COFFEE. C-O-F-F-E-E, COFFEE. I wanted it thirty-funking-minutes ago. I will tear off those metal pricings and cram them up your ass, while I rip your balls of and leave them a nice big fat TIP. So get your ass in GEAR and get me a CUP OF COFFEE STAT!"

The teen trembled in fear and Morgan sank into his chair not wanting to provoke him more.

Reid sat back down and took deep breaths.

In about two minutes, the teen came back with a normal cup of coffee.

Reid drank it and had a big smile on his face. They paid and left.

"Wow Reid, you really need coffee to function huh."

"Yep pretty much."