I know I haven't touched the FMA fandom in a while, but me and my roomate were being uber-dorks last night and came up with a huge list of things we shouldn't do in the FMA world. I have compiled these twenty, but if you'd like to see more I wouldn't really mind conitinueing some

Has this been done before for FMA? Most definently. Could some of the item that appear on my list also appear on other people's lists? Quite possibly. Is this on purpose? Absolutely not. I never said all of these were terribly original, I just think they're funny.

I don't own Fullmetal, Harry Potter, Naruto, or anything else mentioned here.

I will not try to sneak a peek under Al's apron.

I will not tell Hawkeye to make me a sandwich.

Nor will I convince Breda that it is a good idea to tell Hawkeye to make him a sandwich.

Scar's red eyes do not mean he possess the Sharingan, and I will not insinuate such things.

I will not cover Mustang's uniform in lighter fluid just to see what would happen.

I will not keep telling the characters that there are girls on the internet who dress up like them and take naughty pictures.

I will not keep trying to use funny accents when talking to Izumi. Just because she has dreadlocks does not mean she is Jamaican.

I will not ask Dante what that smell is.

I will not push Gluttony down the stairs because I wanted to see him bounce.

I will not ask Scar where he got his sweet 'tats.

I will not ask Lust where she gets her boobs done. She will skewer me like a shish kabob

I will not refer to Breda, Fuery, Falman and Havoc as 'The Expendables'.

I will not tell Ed that his search is useless, since Dumbledore already destroyed the last Philospher's Stone at the end of the first book.

I will not leave Havoc anonymous love letters. That's just cruel.

I will not tease Falman about having no fanbase.

I will not tell Sheska that a few cans of Monster should make her feel better.

I will not make lewd remarks about the things that Marta could do in bed.

I will not suggest that the reason Hawkeye is so uptight is that she needs to get laid.

I will not tell blonde jokes in front of Winry. Or Edward. Or Hawkeye. Actually, blonde jokes are probably just a bad idea in general.

I will not follow Hughes around and prophesize his early death in a spooky voice. Such things will get me thrown in jail.