Prank War

Authors Note: Okay this is looking like a two, maybe three, shot. I'm not sure yet. Anyway let me know what you think!

Carlos, James, Logan, and Kendall were sitting around the living room of their apartment. They had just finished a long recording session with Gustavo and were content to sit around the apartment vegetating and eating junk food.

"Carlos, throw me a Mountain Dew." Kendall said nodding at the boy.

Carlos threw him the can which Kendall caught easily.

"You know Gustavo told us we aren't supposed to drink pop anymore." Logan reminded him as he swallowed a piece of beef jerky.

"Aww man, you're right." Kendall said sighing before he opened the can and made a show of chugging down the whole can. "And that, my friends, is what I think of Gustavo." Kendall said before throwing the can to Carlos, who crushed it against his helmet.

Logan laughed while shaking his head. "Alright throw me one; I'm having withdrawal." Carlos threw him the can.

"You guys do what you want, but I for one am not ruining my ticket to easy street." James said taking a drink of water.

Kendall rolled his eyes before grabbing the can out of Logan's hand and taking a drink. "La! See sounds exactly the same."

Logan elbowed Kendall before taking the can back. "I think it's supposed to happen gradually."

"Hey on the bright side it doesn't matter if me and Logan drink it; we can't sing anyway." Carlos said reaching over to clank his can against Logan's.

"Hey, I can sing! Just, ya know, not well."

The guys shared a laugh.

"Whatever, just don't be surprised when Gustavo finds out." James said warningly.

"Isn't Logan the one usually giving us this speech?" Kendall asked Carlos.

"Maybe they switched brains; quick mess up Logan's hair!"

Kendall reached over and started to mess up Logan's hair.

"Dude, stop!" Logan said batting away Kendall's hand and fixing his hair.

"I'm still alive; that means he can't be James."

"Oh, haha. Funny." James said. Carlos reached to mess up James hair but James caught his hand midway to his head.

"Touch my hair and I kill you." Carlos quickly pulled his hand back.

"It's James."

"So this just leaves us with the mystery of why Logan's not being a buzz kill."

"Hey! I'm not always a buzz kill."

The boys all looked at him with raised brows.

"Okay, maybe." The other boys nodded their heads. "But I'm being weaned off caffeine; I'm too tired to be logical."

"Dude, remember when we were little and you weren't allowed to have caffeine or sugar?" Kendall asked laughing.

"Yeah and then you gave me some and I couldn't sleep for three days straight."

"Dude I remember that! The teacher sent you home because you wouldn't sit still!" Carlos laughed.

"Yeah and your dad was so mad that you weren't allowed to come to my house for a month." Kendall laughed.

"Dude, remember the day he crashed?" James joined in.

"Yeah, one minute we're at lunch and he won't shut up about his favorite pokemon and the next minute he's asleep in the macaroni and cheese!" All the boys started laughing.

"I still can't believe you guys left me!"

"Dude if you heard you talk nonstop for three days you'd leave you too." James said laughing.

"It was Kendall's fault!"

"How was I supposed to know you'd react that way? I mean what kind of third grader can't handle sugar? And in my defense I did tell the janitor you were still in the cafeteria."

"What gets me is that the next time you got the chance you gave him more sugar." James said.

"Not as much! Besides, he was fun on a sugar high; ya know for the first day or so."

"This is why I blame you for my sugar addiction along with every other bad thing that happened during our childhood." Logan said.

"Aww, come on, we had a great childhood!" Kendall said wrapping an arm around Logan's shoulders.

"When we weren't getting grounded."

"It was fun." Kendall said looking into Logan's eyes.

"Remember prank wars?" James asked.

"Dude! Don't even bring that up! Do you remember how extreme that got?" Carlos said looking at James wide eyed.

"Wasn't that when we first started wearing the helmet outside of practice?" Logan asked.

"Yeah, because our lives was in danger!"

"Not really; Logan stayed mostly out of it." James said.

Logan and Kendall started laughing. "Not exactly." Kendall said smiling.

"What do you mean?" James asked.

"Remember how Kendall kept avoiding everything you guts planned?" Logan asked.

"Yeah, it was like he knew everything we planned." Carlos said.

"That's because I did." Kendall said pulling Logan closer. "Logan was my eyes and ears on what you guys were planning."

"You said you were staying out of it!"

"You played us!"

"Like a violin." Logan said as he played an air violin.

"Hey if you can't win you might as well help the guy that will." Kendall said smiling.

Logan stopped playing the air violin and turned to look at Kendall. "I could have won."

"Dude, don't get me wrong you were good at helping me plan stuff, but you wouldn't have beat me."

"I beg to differ. I could have beat you if I had tried."

"No! No! Don't go there guys!" Carlos screamed.

"Dude, you wouldn't have stood a chance." Kendall said taking his arm off of Logan's shoulder.

"No! It's happening again!" Carlos said pulling down his face guard.

"Yes I would have." Logan said pulling his body away from Kendall's.

"Carlos, I'm scared. Hold me." James said as he and Carlos held each other and waited for things to unfold.

"You really think you would stand a chance against me?" Kendall asked standing up.

"Don't do it! Back down Logan, back down!" Carlos screamed.

"It's not worth it! It's not worth it!" James joined in.

"Is that a challenge?" Logan asked as he stood up to face Kendall.

"Better believe it Logie." Kendall said moving to stand closer.

"Oh I believe it." Logan said moving so that they were touching as they glared into each others eyes.

"Good, prepare to go down." Kendall said before grabbing James and dragging him toward the door.

"Prepare to go down lower." Logan said before grabbing Carlos and dragging him toward the door where the boys split ways, Logan to the left and Kendall to the right.

Meanwhile James and Carlos allowed themselves to be pulled along while looking back at each other with scared looks.

The prank war was on.