Disclaimer: I don't own Deathnote. You silly people should know that by now! I don't own Paranormal Activity, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Scooby-Doo, Supernatural, or Ghostbusters. They all rock way too much.

A/N: Just something I came up with, mostly because I'm really obssessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and my friend Lucas got me hooked on Supernatural, so I'm into the horror stuff, but I don't think Light would be... And traumatizing characters is funny. For those of you who are wondering, L and Light are chained together, so they have to share a bed; it's not slash! And Light doesn't know he's Kira. L might be kinda OOC, but I did my best! Sorry for any spelling mistakes, and for any readers wondering about the "spider incident", it might get it's own story one day... Enjoy, and reviews are hugely appreciated!

Light sat up and rubbed his eyes. What the heck was all that screaming? He looked over to L's side of the bed- divided down the middle with a small wall of duct tape-, and saw that the detective was absorbed by a video on a small laptop. Light wondered, did this guy ever sleep? It was 1 in the morning, and here he was, wide awake, watching.... What was he watching? L glanced over at Light, and noticed him staring at the laptop. " Did Light-kun want to watch?", he droned in a monotone. Light shivered. That was a very creepy voice.

'Maybe. What are you watching?"

"A most wonderful movie. Paranormal Activity. Has Light-kun heard of it?"

" Isn't that the horror movie that came out a few months ago?"

"Yes"

" Sure, I'll watch it". Light felt secretly triumphant. Here was his chance to prove his masculinaty, and compensate for that incident with the spider last week..... His ears turned red, and he forced himself to pay attention to the movie before he could remember the entire situation.

Light barely lasted 5 minutes into the movie before his eyes started twitching, glancing around the room, as though he suspected the furniture of suddenly jumping up and yelling "Boo!". L, on the other hand, simply stared at the screen with his thumb in his mouth, completely entranced. When Light started compulsivly twitching at every sound in the room, L looked solemnly at him, and asked, "Would Light-kun prefer another movie? One less scary?" Light bristled, about to reply indignantly, when a knock on the door scared him absolutly shitless. Watari entered the room holding a large bowl of popcorn, only to find Light surrounded by a damp puddle, cowering under the blankets, whimpering for his mother, with L watching him, a slightly bemused expression on his face.

After Watari left, and the sheets had been changed, L looked at Light, and said "Light-kun must watch more horror movies, and become acclimatized to them. That was a very tame one. We shall start small, with Scooby-Doo, and if you manage to not wet the bed again, we might even be able to move up to Ghostbusters, or even Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Light said nothing, knowing no argument would be of use, and resigned himself to not being able to sleep again for weeks.