Hello, those of you who still read my work! Here I am, with my first Glee fic with a new name. I began writing this just after my last audition, and just put on the finishing touches. Hopefully, you enjoy. I haven't written much FF lately because a friend and I are working on a script and I've been writing some poetry and other original works. Check it out on my fictionpress account by the same name, it'll be posted shortly. Thanks!
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, nor do I own any songs I borrowed for this (names at the end)
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Forget about the Boy
It was 7:36 AM when Rachel ran up to Tina and Mercedes Monday morning. "Did you hear about Miss Pillsbury and Coach Tenaka?" she asked.
"That's old news girl," Mercedes replied, "we all know they're getting married. Get with it chickie!" Tina giggled quietly.
"Looks like I'm not the one who's behind," Rachel said with a small smile. "They broke up. On Saturday," Tina's jaw dropped as Mercedes silently repeated the last word. "You guys, I feel terrible. She pushed back her wedding for us and got her heart broken!"
"Damn, that's horrible!" Mercedes said. Tina nodded, saying, "We should do something for her."
"Glad you agree," Rachel said with a bright grin, "Get Britney and Santana and meet me in the chorus room after 8th." Just as she bounded out of sight, the first morning bell rang.
Finding an unsigned note is always a mysterious thing. It could be from a friend wanting to surprise you; it could be from someone wanting to hurt you. And when Emma Pillsbury found a note on her office door reading simply Go to the chorus room after 8th period, she wasn't sure which was more likely.
"Miss Pillsbury," Rachel began, her voice even, "we all heard about what happened between you and Coach Tenaka because of sectionals, and we feel horrible. So, us girls put together a little show for you! Hit it!" And with that, their little stage was set.
Rachel and Quinn first emerged together as a '20s tune began to play. Rachel first opened her mouth and belted out:
Cut the cord
Is that a man I once adored?
He's nothing but an albatross
No great loss
Double-crosser!
Forget about the boy!
Quinn took a step in front of her, singing:
Pull the plug
Ain't he the one who pulled the rug?
He's lower than an alley cat
Dirty rat!
And I flatter!
Forget about the boy!
Forget about the boy!
Forget about the boy!
And in the moonlight, don't you think about him
Sister, you're much better off without him!
You can blow the blues a kiss goodbye!
And put the sun back in the sky!
For when he comes crawlin'
I'm not fallin'!
Shout hooray and halleluh!
Now me and Mr. Wrong are through!
I'll find myself another beau
Who I know
Is no Rover!
Forget about the boy!
Forget about the boy!
Forget about-
Just then, Rachel and Quinn were cut off by rock beat with Tina and Santana singing together:
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
I guess I just lost my husband
I don't know where he went
So I'm gonna drink my money
I'm not gonna pay his rent
I've got a brand new attitude
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I'm gonna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na na na
I wana start a fight
Na na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight!
So what
I'm still a rock star
I've got my rock moves
And I don't need you
Guess what
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you
Tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you're a tool, so
So what
I am a rock star
I've got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight!
Much like before, they were cut off by a sound that was familiar to all present as Mercedes and Brittany stepped forward ready to dance:
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I'm doing my own little thing
you Decided to dip but now you wanna trip
Cuz another brother noticed me
I'm up on him, he up on me
dont pay him any attention
cuz i cried my tears, GAVE three good years
Ya can't be mad at me
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
Emma couldn't help but giggle in delight as the girls all finished their little act. "Girls," she said, clapping, "that was great. Thank you all so much!" All the girls smiled as they said their goodbyes for the day.
"Cedes, need a ride? My dad's coming," Rachel offered. "No thanks," she said, "I've got a ton of homework that won't get done at home." Rachel smiled and nodded before bounding off with the rest of the girls, leaving Mercedes alone.
"Girls…sweet…act," she faintly heard a familiar voice say. Creeping closer, she saw Mr. Shu and Miss Pillsbury close together talking. "I didn't have the heart to tell them about…us," she continued.
"No need just yet," Mr. Shu said with a smile before kissing her lightly and leading her out by the hand. Mercedes's jaw dropped to the floor.
The very moment they left, she send out a mass text to all of the Glee girls: "Omigod, u wont believe wat i just saw. shu+miss p. call me!"
~End
Songs: "Forget about the Boy" from Thoroughly Modern Millie, "So What" by P!nk, and "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" by Beyonce. Check them out if you don't know them =]
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