A/N: Okay. Well this a a new fanfic written fully by my friend. Not me. I just give he ideas here and there. (Well I gave her the story line and shes so awesome she wrote this)
Yes anyway.
Disclaimer: We don't own Kingdom hearts. If we did well... Ho Mah gawd... our lives would be wonderful
Warnings: Yaoi, M-Preg.
Enjoy!
The pregnancy that never should have been... but then was
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Roxas approached Axel with that oh-so-familiar 'Oh shit' expression plastered across his face.
"Sup Roxy?" Axel asked lovingly as he roasted a marshmallow on a small bonfire he'd created on the table.
"Axel we need to talk" Roxas said, his hands pressed to his stomach.
"We're talking now, aren't we?"
"Axel, I'm serious we have a big problem" Axel laughed at Roxas's comment. Nothing could be that big a problem that Axel couldn't take care of it, thought Roxas did look concerned "Roxy, don't worry what ever it is we'll get through it, I mean, it's not like you're dying or something" The thought of Roxas dying made Axel queasy "oh Roxas! Please don't die on me! I don't want to live without you!" Axel exclaimed pulling Roxas into a tight hug.
"Axel… I'm pregnant"
"What? Axel said looking at Roxas
"I'm… Pregnant?"
"What!?"
"Uh… I said, I'm Pregn-"
"I know what you said, what I want to know is how that happened!"
"Well…" Zexion started, putting down his exceedingly large book "When one nobody and another nobody love each other very much..."
"Shut up emo boy! I know how it happened, but how is it possible!? Roxas is male!" Axel Yelled
"That is a very good question" Demyx said stroking his imaginary beard.
"Wait… how many people are in this room?" Roxas asked
"Well... Only me, Zexion, you and Axel… oh and Xigbar, Saix and Marluxia" Demyx replied, gesturing behind the door. "You should really look around before you start a 'private' conversation with your boyfriend"
"Hey! He's not mu boy-"Axel glared at Roxas "Oh... Sorry… Force of habit" Roxas said, dejectedly hanging his head
***
"Yuck! Why am I even doing this?" Roxas exclaimed looking at the three little sticks of disgusting…ness. The pregnancy tests. "Positive, positive, waiting… what? Positive? Come on… I'm male though!"
"So… Roxas… I know you're troubled and all… but… why are you here?"
"Well, doc… I'm going to put it bluntly… I think I'm pregnant"
"… Roxas, you do realize that even if you wanted to be, there's no way – a healthy 16 year old male like yourself, could be pregnant?"
"Yeah but I've been craving sea-salt ice cream a lot more lately and I've been throwing up all the time and I just feel… strange"
".. Okay, just to humor you… I'll give you a check up… but I'm telling you there's absolutely no way you're pregnant" the doctor sighed, which quickly turned to a gasp like scream and stepped back in astonishment "I'm not sure if you realize this.. But you have no heart!"
"Yeah yeah yeah, I know all that already, nobodies and such, but am I pregnant?"
"Yeah... About that… I have no idea how it happened…but you are pregnant… you're like a doctors dream come true! Come here! I'm going to study you and take you to a medical convention!" the doctor said lunging towards Roxas
"Ahh!" Roxas screamed running out of the clinic
***
"Roxas… did any of that actually happen?" Zexion asked
"Um… well maybe not all of it… but the problem is… I'm pregnant! Does anyone else think this is even slightly odd?!" Roxas said, suddenly feeling really queasy "Um, hold that thought"
"Roxy, Are you okay?" chasing after the fleeing teenager.
"Ugh, I don't know why they call it morning sickness when it's all damn day!" Roxas whined from the bathroom.
"Are you alright Roxy?" Axel asked cautiously
"No! I'm 16, male and pregnant! That shouldn't even be possible" Roxas yelled, storming off.
"You know there are ways to avoid teenage pregnancy" Demyx said
"Where the hell did you come from?" Axel exclaimed
"… I've pretty much been following you around all day"
"I don't know why I'm friends with you…" Axel wondered aloud
"It's because you love my sitar playing, my hair, my attitude, and you'd miss me if I was gone"
"…Roxas! Come back here sweetie!"
***
Axel strolled down the hallways of the castle on his way to hunt down something to eat in the kitchen when he heard it, yes that was definitely the sound of someone being sick.
Axel paused outside the bathroom door for a moment; just long enough to see an ill looking Roxas slyly walk out of the bathroom.
"Roxas?" Axels' voice sounded loudly in the silent corridor.
Roxas turned around, not expecting Axel to have been standing there.
"Roxy, are you okay?"
"Uh, yeah, just peachy, I'm not too sure about my breakfast though" the blond replied hands to his stomach.
"You sure? You look like hell warmed over"
"When Xemnas offers to cook you breakfast, don't accept that offer, for your own sake" Roxas said, looking like he was about to be sick again, then making a mad dash for the bathroom.
"That kid… so naïve" The red head said simply continuing his walk to the kitchen.