Kris: Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I've been kinda busy. Yes, I know I said that this chapter would feature our dear Ai-chan getting done-in by Karin's friends, but I couldn't come up with anything that would work properly at this stage. However, I have a plan for a future chapter that will prominently feature them, so don't you worry. For now, enjoy Sasakibe's chapter (1st Division lieutenant). Also, you may have noticed I've changed my pen name slightly. In due time, I plan on changing it entirely to UNseated4TH, but am keeping the Charliechick in there for now so people know who I am.

Anyways, on with the chapter!

Aizen Gets Killed by Chojiro Sasakibe

Chojiro Sasakibe had been lieutenant of the first division for a respectable amount of time, and guessed he would be so for quite a while to come. So he smiled as the young, newly appointed fukutaicho of the fifth division slowly made his way to the lieutenant meeting. Sosuke Aizen was his name. While he'd never actually had a conversation with the other lieutenant before, they had passed each other on rounds a number of times, said the odd hello, and attended similar celebrations and meetings.

A few moments later, the meeting began without a fuss. Lieutenant Yadomaru went over the meeting's procedurals as always, before Lieutenant Kuchiki and Lieutenant Kotsubaki gave a report on a recent mission. Lieutenant Kuna whined about something or rather, before Lieutenant Yamada told her to shut up. The meeting concluded with nothing out of the ordinary occurring.

Sasakibe was looking through some documents sometime later, when a knock came to his door. "Enter," he commanded, expecting a subordinate.

However, it was not a subordinate, but rather Sosuke Aizen of the fifth division.

"Lieutenant Aizen!" Sasakibe said in surprise. "What brings you here?"

"I've come for…advice, sir," Aizen replied with a small, unfaltering grin. It was kinda creepy.

"Oh?"

"You've been a Lieutenant far longer than I have," Aizen noted. "I was thinking I could get a couple of pointers from you."

Sasakibe smiled. "By all means!" It was good having his services recognised once in a while.

A number of minutes later, the two lieutenants sat at the table, a bottle of sake between them. Sasakibe wasn't too sure what Aizen was after anymore; as soon as the younger lieutenant had taken a sip of the cherry sake, he'd gone kinda funny.

"Ahhshnd, tha's why Shhhhinji made hish lieutenant me, ya know?" the drunken Aizen drawled after a long drunken ramble about something or rather. "Noww I makesh baby out of shingami nd hallow…"

"I think the sake is affecting your brain," Sasakibe noted.

Long story short, Aizen drank for hours longer. Until it really did start affecting his brain. He would have died of alcohol poisoning, had Sasakibe not also gotten drunk and dared him to challenge the Sogyoku hill execution bird while naked and armed with a pair of underwear on a stick. That killed him instead.

His death was recorded in the Soul Society's very own Darwin awards records.

Hollowfication was unheard of, and those that may have otherwise undergone it or been exiled for being involved happily stayed at their posts in the Soul Society. Everything was peaceful.

Little did Sasakibe know, that had he not bought out the sake, Aizen's seemingly nonsense drunken ramblings would have become a reality…

Join us next time, when Aizen gets killed by Ochi-sensei!

Kris: After writing this, I realised that without Aizen, Bleach would pretty much be non-existant xD Ahh, Sasakibe…If you've seen the anime's Zanpakto arc, his sword gets even more screen time in that one arc than he ever does…the only reason he's in this story is because he hardly gets any screen time. His zanpakto powers are pretty cool though.

Anyways, I have a new multi-chapter story going! Its called 'The Espada Friendship Reconstruction Program' and I plan on updating it soon, so check it out ;) Thanks for reading, and see ya next time!