Twenty Five ways to tell that you're obsessed with Harry Potter.

By Lyla93

You ARE obsessed with Harry Potter if...

1. Whenever you see a painting of fruit, you tickle the pear.

2. You've figured out that the "secret" phone number to get into the Ministry of Magic, 62442, spells "magic"!

3. When in a fight/argument with someone, you often shout "AVADA KEDAVRA"!

4. You have attempted to fly on a broom.

5. You can sing the sorting hats song.

6. When late to class, you blame it on the changing staircases.

7. You call your dog of mixed breed a "mudblood."

8. You are immediately suspicious of anyone who is sick on the day of a full moon.

9. You can never trust someone with the last name "Riddle".

10. You've taken the time to figure out that "Tom Marvolo Riddle" actually does work as an anagram with "I am Lord Voldemort."

11. When it's dark, you instinctively say "Lumos."

12. You've dreamed of hallways with locked doors..

13. A part of you died when your letter from Hogwarts didn't come.

14. You often remark "Curious, very curious." In a mysterious voice.

15. You are to scared to eat jelly beans.

16. Harry Potter Puppet Pals are your favorite things to watch on Youtube.

17. Whenever you hear a "CRACK", you spin around to try and figure out who just apparated/disapparated.

18. At some point in your life you've dressed up as a Harry Potter character.

19. While being questioned, you simply state that "Mars is bright tonight."

20. You have had a crush on any HP character.

21. You finished the seventh Harry Potter book less than twenty four hours after it came out...

22. ...and then you read it again.

23. Last time you went to the hospital, it was because you jumped into the fireplace.

24. When you encounter someone mean, you glance at their forearms... just to make sure they're not a Death Eater.

25. You actually took the time to read this.

BONUS!

Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

I was treasure hunting with my niffler and it led me straight to you.

When casting my patronus, I think of you.

Did you cast Accio? Or am i just naturally attracted to you?

Are you a boggart? Cuz I'm afraid of love.

(check out person intently, then say..) Gosh, I wish I had Moody's eye at times like this!

You seem to have alohamora-d my heart open.

Baby did you slip some amortentia into my drink?

When I look into the Mirror of Erisid, I see you baby.

My sneakoscope warned me about you. It said you would steal my heart.

I'm in divination, but all I see in my future is you.

I got my permission slip signed by a professor... now our love can go into the restricted section.

Did you cast petrificus totalus? Cuz your beauty stuns me.

You make me feel like a house elf... I'm a slave for you!

Shouldn't you be setting off the dark mark? You've already conquered my heart.

That's funny... I didn't make any horcruxes, but you seem to have a piece of me.

Are you Voldemort? Cuz when I saw you my heart stopped beating.

Are you a dementor? Cuz you've stolen my soul.

hahaahha can you tell I was bored? comment please, only if it's just to say "FU" or "LOL"

love, Lyla93