Note - I'm trying to recapture my Chad/Sonny mojo. Major silliness ahead.
Lickable.
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Sonny has this dream sometimes.
In this dream, Chad Dylan Cooper is covered in chocolate frosting and she's licking it off him little by little, inch by inch.
Of course, he glares at her with his sparkly blue eyes but she smiles a sly smile totally unlike her and more licking ensues which sometimes morphs in sucking face cause hello, chocolate and Chad Dylan Cooper; best combination ever.
She then wakes up feeling extremely flushed and decidedly traitorous because here she is, Sonny Munroe, prime example of cavorting with the enemy.
Then the next morning she wakes up feeling tired and sleepy and when people ask her 'what's wrong, didn't you sleep right?' she always answers that it was a bad dream.
Except here bad dream is bad in the way that is so good but you won't catch her telling that to anyone.
Not even Chad Dylan Cooper.
Cause, god, what would people say then?
Cavorting with the enemy and all that.
//
Chad has this dream sometimes.
Remember the time he fell into his own cake and then Sonny ate it off him?
Yeah, that one.
Except here, the situation is different.
Here, Sonny is the one covered in sweet chocolate sauce and he's the one slowly licking it off her.
Each lick he takes reveals an expanse of smooth skin and Chad practically salivates at the thought of licking everything off except the dream always ends before he does.
He then wakes up in the morning and wishes that So Random never even existed because Chuckle City is playing some form of mind-games on him.
Like, how would he ever do anything like lick chocolate sauce off Sonny Munroe's body?
She may have shiny hair and soft skin but that's it.
She's the enemy and one does not lick chocolate sauce off one's enemy.
Cavorting with the enemy and all is just not done.
//
It's two in the afternoon and even though Sonny has finished her lunch a long while back, she has this desperate craving for chocolate frosting so she goes to the cafeteria to get her some cake. And she knows what you are thinking but she assures you, the craving is not brought about by the thought of Chad covered in creamy chocolate frosting.
Not at all.
She's just got an insatiable sweet tooth.
//
It's two in the afternoon and Chad wants some chocolate sauce. And he's desperate enough to buy a bottle of Hershey's and squeeze it down his throat because HE WANTS IT NOW.
And it has nothing to do with Sonny Munroe's lovely skin being covered in chocolate sauce.
Nothing at all.
He's just a guy who needs a sweet fix.
//
Sonny and Chad meet each other in the cafeteria in their quest for a sugar rush (ahem) and they blurt out in unision the first thing that comes to mind.
"I do not want to lick chocolate frosting off you!"
"I do not want to lick chocolate sauce off you!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Good."
"Good."
And then they depart, heads bowed and cheeks flaming.
//
(Sonny's internal monologue)
What a close shave. Phew!
Hmm, Chad in chocolate sauce. Maybe with some cherries on the top.
Ohmygodso…
//
(Chad's internal monologue)
She almost caught me. Touch wood.
But Sonny in chocolate frosting. Maybe with some vanilla flakes on the side.
Ohmyfuckingodso…
//
(Sonny & Chad's internal monologue together)
YUM.
Note - Sigh. My mojo is still lost.