And this is yet another story I have started. Surely I'm at the point where it becomes a ridiculous amount? Oh well, I have so many ideas for all the wrong stories.

So this one is if Bella was Wolverines brother and had a past with each and every one of the Cullen's. Also, Bella and Logan's dad is Carlisle. Why not?

BPOV

I was headed for Forks. I'd been there a couple of times before. But both of those times Logan was with me. I haven't seen Logan in years. 3 decades. I don't even know what happened. I went to get some stuff, and when I got back he wasn't there. To say I'm depressed about it is a complete understatement.

But, other than that, I'm just as hyper as usual. And I have a new reason to be as well. So, right now I'm currently sitting in Charlie's police cruiser, (Don't worry, he knows all about mutants and vampires and shape shifters and that) and he is letting me use my bike!!!!!!

My bike, is the best bike you will ever see. She was made of the best parts of every bike you can get, and looks like sex on wheels to boot. She is black and sleek, and super fast, and she has 3 silver marks along each side that look like our claws. She was fabulous, understatement of the century, and I was allowed to ride her while I was staying with CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, I'm super happy, Charlie has been promoted to my favourite carer person ever, and I'm bouncing in my seat and everything.

I cant wait for tomorrow to get here.

*_*

I now have no idea why I was so excited yesterday. Forks is just…depressing in the morning. But on the other side of the rain, I can drift easier.

I took a quick tour of Forks before I went to school. It really only consisted of green, green, a little more green, then way more green. It was very green, and very small. Just like I remember it.

The school however, if you can believe it, is actually bigger than it used to be. And it must have been really small before coz it be puuurdy small now.

I was playing Walk Idiot Walk on my bike's stereo. By the way, Logan called her Bitchin'. God only knows why, but he kept on calling my bike Bitchin', and it just stuck. But she was a bitchin' ride. Probably the same way he keeps getting called Wolverine and me Tiger. Or just any sort of big cat. Like when we play any sort of game, it's Cheetah. But that's just coz I can beat him.

But anywho…back to the staring idiots.

They all stare, just because I drifted into the school parking lot. Okay, it was pretty cool, but that doesn't mean I'm not a girl! I could hear 2 people whispering. The first person said, 'Are you sure she's a girl?' and the other one, a guy, was only on my side because of my curves! And he wanted a date with me! He was a complete geek! You know, the ones that touch themselves and play Dungeons and Dragons whenever they aren't looking for Lord of the Rings collectors items? Yeah, one of those. No thank you!

To prove I was in fact female, I took my helmet off with a shake of my head that only works, successfully, if a girl does it. Preferably a hot girl.

I could, and did, laugh at the faces of the pupils of Forks high. Even the vampires were gob smacked! And yes, I know there are vampires here, Charlie told me. They just don't know a thing about the fact that we know about their thing.

I walked through the stunned crowd towards the Office. As I walked past a blond boy that had that face that reminded me kinda of a puppy. Just not as cute. Desperate. "Do you want me to walk you to the office?" pathetic too.

"I think I know where it is. I'm pretty sure it's the building in front of me with the huge sign saying 'office'." I said as I walked past him. And he followed me.

I got to the office, and I thought up a plan to confuse the people of Forks High. I dropped Puppy face, whose name was Mike, at the entrance to the office. When I came back out, he asked me my name.

"Surely Charlie told at least someone what the name f his daughter was? No? Oh well then, it's Anne." Thank you Charlie. I was in English for first period, which thank all known Gods that Mike wasn't in.

"Hi, I'm the new girl?" I asked shyly, though I was anything but.

"Ah yes, why don't you sit over there?" 'over there' was beside a gossipy looking girl, I would say she was a cheerleader, but I'm not sure Forks has a team.

"Hi! I'm Jessica, what's your name?" Thank the Gods again that she whispered it, no one else would hear the name I told Jessica.

"Colette."

And the day went on in this fashion. It was lunch, and any person who asked me was given a different name. There was, 'Diane' 'Ellie' 'Daisy' 'Taylor' 'Emma' 'Zoë' 'Marie' 'Mary' 'Nicole' 'Anna' 'Penny' and I'm sure there was more. I never repeated a name, so if someone asks me again they'll probably get a different name. But I don't think anyone did. So today, no one has learned my real name, and no one knows that the name I gave them was fake. Not even the queen of fake, Lauren Mallory, could tell I gave her a fake name. I think I told her my name was Stacey.

Lauren Mallory and Jessica Stanley were giving me the gossip on the Cullen's. I'm sure I didn't even look like I was interested. "Edward Cullen used to like, date me, but I like, dumped him ages ago. He just wasn't like, going to like, give what me I like, wanted." And she just killed the English language.

"Lauren, I'm almost certain that relationship was as fake as you yourself are. Which is, a lot. I mean, the huge boobs, it just screams SLUT! And the tan, it's saying to me over and over, FAKE! It's Forks, you'd have to go to another state to get a tan! Not to mention the fact that your orange. And the make up, that's saying WHORE! Bye now." then I turned to Jessica.

"And you, although you're not quite as fake as Lauren, you are definitely bitchy. Just because the Cullen's all live together doesn't mean it's 'wrong' for them to be together. It's not as if they're even biological siblings. The biological siblings aren't the ones that are together! It's perfectly legal, just not common. And what have they done, other than turn down desperate attempts for dates, to warrant everyone gossiping about them like they aren't even there! Like they don't deserve as much respect as every one else, which is probably more than you!" I was mostly speaking to the rest of the Cafeteria by the end of my speech. I walked away quite proud of my self.

The only empty seat was at the Cullen's table. That I was willing to sit in anyway. So I sat there. And every one watched me. To say it freaked me out a lot, you would be completely and almost utterly wrong. It gave me another chance to shout at them.

"Never seen a girl with an attitude before? Actually no, probably not." I could see the Cullen's trying not to laugh from the corner of my eyes. It's now my mission to make them laugh this lunch. "Do any of you own a camera? Or a phone with a camera? If you do, take a picture. It might last longer." And the still stare! Some infuriated, and a very small amount were amused. "did your mama's not tell you it's rude to stare?! I speak the truth! Now fuck off!" I made shooing motions with my hands, and they finally turned around. Someone had actually filmed this. I believe their name was Emmett.

"Were you seriously filming all that?" I asked him. I'm sure I saw a camera in his hand. He nodded guiltily. Like I might shout at him next.

"Do you think I'll shout at you next?" he nodded. And ducked his head as if I was about to. And I blew.