OK FOLKS!!! This is supposed to be AFTER the last Secret Saturdays Episode where Zak Monday got his Kur powers stolen by Argost….let us continue this odd story ^^

As Argost's ship vanished into the cloud covering, Zak stood watching thinking of what wrong he had just done. The world was going to be destroyed, and it was all HIS fault. It hit him hard, his eyes welling up and a few tears streaking down. Thank god for his long white tufts of hair, they had covered his reddened eyes from view. He then heard a groan from behind them, but it was his voice. Monday, of course! Argost never returned Monday to his mirror realm before he smashed it! Zak twirled around to see his evil clone knocked out hanging upside down from a rock ledge.

"Fisk! Can you help me get him down? We can't just leave him here, and besides, I can't go near him." he asked his furry brother Fiskerton who agreed with a mumble. After he had gotten him down and into the air ship's infirmary they set off to get Doyle and Drew.

"So we're keeping him here? I don't think that would be a great idea, he did try to kill Zak multiple times."

"Yes but now he's completely harmless. Well not completely, but mostly, he doesn't have his cryptid powers anymore. Argost kinda…..took 'em." Zak stood staring at the ground as he said this. Now everyone knew about his cahoots with Argost, and how the cryptid rescues were not only to make him feel like a good guy, but were also vital 'Kurling' training. But grounding just couldn't do it, they had to save the world from whatever hell was about to be let loose on poor mother Earth.

"So that bastard Argost got Kur powers now," Doyle growled out. "Great, now he's even more of a problem." Of course he was pissed off, so was Drew, Argost had destroyed their family, separating them.

"Damnit!" Zak cursed out loud and he slammed his fist into the wall. "None of this would've happened if I didn't run away, and it definitely wouldn't have happened if I weren't a damn monster!" tears streamed down his face, his white locks covering up his fire filled eyes. "I have to stop Argost, and maybe the only way…" he paused and glanced at his elders with a pained look in his eyes and continued, "is to kill him." he looked again at his family.

They glanced at each other, they knew he was right. They had to take him down, hard. But Zak, had never KILLED anything in his life, and now a twelve-year-old boy had to slaughter their worst enemy. And it had to be Zak, he needed to take Argost out, this was something he had to do.

"Zak, do you think you could do it, we could do this. You don't have to see this." Zak shook his head as Drew put her hand on his shoulder.

"I gotta take him out, that's my job."Zak looked at his mom and then glanced down the hall. "Hay has Monday woken up yet?" Drew and Doyle looked at each other in confusion.

"We still need to neutralize the antimatter, otherwise we have to keep him somewhere else." Drew replied. Zak nodded and went off towards the kitchen.

"Well I'm gonna make breakfast. Who wants waffles!!" He said as he marched happily with his cryptids by his side. Of course everyone agreed, I mean who doesn't like waffles.

"Why do you think he asked that?" Doyle asked Doc as they were walking to the infirmary.

"I don't know, but I think I've made something that will neutralize the dark matter." Doc replied. Doyle raised an eyebrow and followed.

Late afternoon Doc had come out into the living room, Monday pouting by his side. Zak looked up and glared at his counterpart as he did the same.

"Alright I have a solution, but of course we need to test it." Doc tossed an orange cat collar to Zak who jumped and caught it, which ended with him crashing to the floor.

"What? How's a cat collar gonna help?" Zak asked his father while putting it around his neck. The little gold bell on it chimed as he walked up to Doc. Monday had pulled back his head to show his pale lime green, silver belled collar, and then motioned to the rest of the room.

"Well has anything melted yet? No. So duh it works. I gave them to your daddy, they're luneran bell charms. They restrict the affects of time and space, therefore as long as we wear these we can't die, and we can't age." Zak stared down at his orange silk choker and marveled at it.

"Luneran, what's that?" Monday sighed and pointed at the sky.

"They're aliens, or gods if you prefer. They are the gods. It's only normal you don't know, can't blame you too much for being stupid." he sneered at his black haired counterpart as Zak stared daggers at him.

"Zak, he'll have to stay in your room, we don't have a couch or a spare room he can stay in." Zak looked up at his father in shock.

"Wait, what?! Why can't he just stay in a cell or something?! He tried to kill me and you want him to sleep in my room?!" Monday nodded and shrugged off at Zak.

"Where is your room on here anyways, I still hurt you know. I just got my ass kicked by that enemy of yours….Argost right. Besides I could live trough the torture of sleeping with you, that's punishment enough." he turned around and winked at Zak. Zak's eyes widened and his face started turning red.

Zak had shown Monday where his room was and they plopped down on the bed. Zak looked at Monday, who was staring at the sealing, almost like he was about to cry. Zak could tell he really wanted to go back, but he didn't. Monday closed his eyes and let out a sigh.

"Just tell me what you want already." Monday glanced at Zak with a sad look in his eyes.

"What's your real name? I'm sure you don't like Monday. And what was with winking at me?" Zak poked the white haired boy's shoulder.

"My name is….w-well….Setsuna, Setsuna Getsuyobi. A-and the winking…." He stopped and his face turned red. Zak gulped and Setsuna got up and sat on top of Zak. By now both of their faces were flushed.

"S-set…what are you doing?" Set looked at the Saturday boy and his heart started racing. He looked so innocent and stupid, so, so stupid.

He leaned down close to his ear and let his hard breathing escape his lips. Zak's eyes got big as his counterpart got closer, now his heart was pounding, his breathing getting faster, and his face was beyond flushed. Everywhere Set seemed to touch started to burn, not a harsh burn, but a warm sensation that filled him. This was new to Zak, these feelings, not even Wadi made him feel like this, and she had kissed him on the cheek. And now Set's nose was touching Zak's, they could feel each other's warm rushed breath, and that made their mouths start to water.

Zak couldn't take it anymore, he wrapped his arms around Set's neck and kissed him. It was a long, drawn out kiss, it seemed to last forever. They finally separated their lips for air, the both of them panting. It felt good, tasted wonderful, and what came after was even better. Set had started sucking at Zak's neck, it hurt, but it felt good, too bad the collar was in the way. He practically tore Zak's shirt off and threw it across the room. He slid his hands down Zak's torso, feeling him.

Then it got graphic. Set started sucking at Zak's nipples, making him moan slightly. Zak was working on getting Set's shirt off, with success. He wrapped his arms around his white haired counterpart as Set worked at Zak's pants. Now both boys were completely stripped of any clothes. Set lay on top of Zak, his face flushed and his body antsy. They kissed again, this time Set's tongue exploring Zak's mouth, now that tasted great.

Set started feeling Zak's shaft, making him groan with pleasure. Then he started to tease. First the tip, making Zak cum a bit, and that got another moan.

"S-set….stop teasing….d-do it already uhng…." Zak pleaded his clone, Set smiled and stuck a finger into his mouth. Then Zak felt a sharp pain as the finger entered inside him.

It wiggled and twisted, stretching the hole bigger. While felling around him he felt a bump, as he pressed it, it made Zak moan loudly, and his hand covered his mouth to keep it back. Set pressed Zak's spot again, another moan as Zak pressed his head back into the cushion. Now Set couldn't wait, he pressed his member into Zak, this was bigger, and hurt, a lot.

"Ahhh….mng, S-Set….that hurts…." Set smiled and began moving his hips to grind himself into Zak. He gripped his lover's shaft and slid his hand up and down, in synch with his humping. Zak's face was red, his body hot, and he was filled with pleasure, an odd pleasure. Set went over the sweet spot hitting it harder and harder.

"D-damn this feels good….uuun…." Set moaned as he neared his climax. Zak wasn't too far from it either. He started to tingle slightly, and then he poured out onto Set's hand, not very far after that Set spilled into Zak. The warm liquid pouring as they rode out their climaxes. The both of them moaned in pleasure, a bit too loud. Setsuna had pulled himself out of Zak and collapsed beside him, the both of them panting and sweaty.

Zak was pulling the covers over them as Drew opened the door. The two boys turned around in surprise, they were in soooo much trouble. Drew's eyes widened and her face turned a slight red at the sight of the two boys atop another, completely naked.

Oh yas….end of chapter…. You reaaaallly don't like that do you ^3^ yup there was yaoi in there, that's wat it's 'bout baby XD

Zak: O.o woow….I'm naughty….heheh….weird.

Wat! Weird! Oh nuhuh! No fluffy 4 u DX

Zak: Fluffy? Wha!! Fluff! Ok.…not as bad as yaoi….

Setsuna: U suk…

Zak: And that's why you never put a toaster in a pickle jar.

Setsuna: Ok why do I take that pervertedly?

Ok gross, and on that note, we end this chapter!