A/N: I've decided I HAD to do a crossover oneshot. I just HAD to. I know you're going to hate me.
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It was love at first sight.
The Wizard was definitely evil. Really evil. Artemis knew that Lord Voldemort was the partner he was looking for. He didn't think much of his snakelike appearance, no, that was just overdoing it.
'So, you think you would be successful as my partner because…?' Artemis shuffled his paper, acting as if this Lord Voldemort hadn't already won the job.
'We'll split the profits fifty-fifty.' Artemis stated, he saw Voldemort's wonderful red eyes narrow.
'You will swear allegiance to me muggle!' he cried. Artemis shook his head.
'Now, now, Mr Voldemort, calling each other names is no way to start a business relationship.'
'You will be my slave or you WILL die!' Voldemort raised his wand.
Artemis sighed, 'Voldemort, put down that stick or I shall have to look elsewhere for an evil partner.' Voldemort sighed and did as Artemis said, muttering.
'I'm sorry, what was that?'
'Nothing.'
Artemis smirked wickedly, 'I thought so.'
There was a knock on the door and Artemis, assuming it was Butler called, 'Come in!' To his dismay it was Holly who opened the door.
Her eyes swept the room suspiciously, her gaze settled on Lord Voldemort, 'What's going on Artemis?'
Artemis sighed again. 'I've decided to go into the evil villain business, Lord Voldemort and I are going to break Miss Koboi out of prison in roughly an hour and then the three of us are setting out to take over the world.' Artemis glanced at Voldemort remembering something, 'Oh, but first we're going to bump off some boy… Harry Potter?' Voldemort nodded.
Holly stared at Artemis for a moment before saying, 'That sounds like fun. Can I help?'
'Well, as long as you know that if you're a spy, we will torture you horribly.'
Holly nodded, 'I understand.'
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A/N: well, there it is. Less than a page on it. Wow, I suck. I welcome comments of any kind. Event Demi's evilness. It'll give me something to laugh at ;-D
I hope you enjoyed
~Me, Myself & I (BB)