A/N: I don't know why I'm writing another one, but I am. Not gonna be as good as the first one, though. Sorry about that. So just enjoy it and satisfy me at the end. :3 I upped the rating because of not nice words :P Now what happens when our dearest Gwennie has Red Bull? With that said...
ON WITH THE FAWKING STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***GWEN'S POV***
I was waiting in line to buy some more notebooks and pencils for me to draw in and that's when I saw it. My attention was grabbed by the most shiniest drink I had ever seen. Duncan, my boyfriend, didn't let me near any caffienated drinks after the last time, but what was the chance of it happening again. I grabbed the largest of them all, a huge can that said Red Bull on it. Anyways, I was so fucking thirsty I would've had tackled anyone with a drink within five feet of me. Be happy little kids with sippy cups...be happy...
It was now my turn in line and I went to buy my drawing supplies and now shiny new drink. When the motononous process of that was over, I walked outside to where Duncan was waiting in the brand new car he 'borrowed'. I opened the Red Bull and chugged it down as fast as I could before he could see what I was drinking. When I was done, I threw it on the ground and walked in his car. It was shiny...and red...red is a good colour...ladybugs are red...bugs are fun to be...
"Gwen? Are you okay? You've been staring out my windshield for about two minutes with this creepy smile," Duncan finally asked, concern heavy in his voice.
"BUZZ!" I yelled since I was bug. You wish you were a bug.
"God, no. Shit, shit, shit," Duncan said, now saying a mantra of 'shit' over and over again as he took an unpredicted turn to my house.
"BUZZ BUZZZZZZ BUUUUUUUUUUZZZ," I shouted, complaining in my bug way. We were supposed to get concert tickets, not go to my fucking house.
He stopped in my driveway in record time and opened my car door for me.
"RED BULL GIVE YOU WIIIIIIIIIINGS BITCH!!!!!!!" I shouted and began to fly...well, tried to fly. All I ended up doing was running into a bush.
"DARK KNIGHT'S MAJESTIC JOURNEY, OW!!!!!!!!" I screamed then shut up because I remembered not to piss Mr. Shiny off...my kitchen window was open.
"HOLY SHIT! GWEN ARE YOU OKAY?" Duncan asked, rushing towards me and bringing me into his arms and began picking stray leaves from my hair....like monkeys do...except in a nicer way...monkeys are fun...
He picked me up and carried me into the house then...dammit...I am not that that fucking light...Light is shiny...Shiny things are fun...OH FUCK! MR. SHINY!!!!!
I ran out of his arms and then ran to my house as fast as possible, I jumped up the steps with moves only teal turtles could do and then hit something really hard (A/N: Not liek that). It was clear...and it took off a bit of my make up. Dammit, Mr. Shiny used a forcefield, I shouldn't have yelled. NOW MY FAMILY WAS TRAPPED!!!
"I'M SORRY MR. SHINY!!!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED!!!!! NOW PLEASE GET RID OF THIS INVISIBLE FORCEFIELD PLEASE!!!!!!" I yelled while banging my fists against the evil forcefield. That is, until Duncan caught up with me.
"GWEN! I'll break the forcefield, just stay put!" He shouted then as soon as I stopped banging on the forcefied he then turned the handle to something and opened it.
My little brother, Cody, was in the hallway, seemingly out of breath.
"Is everything ok? I heard pounding against the glass door," he said in between pants.
"I'll explain everything when we get in the kitchen and it was 'Mr. Shiny's forcefield'", Duncan said and then walked into the kitchen.
"You don't want to go in the--" Cody said, but was cut off. Like scissors were...I like running with them...It makes me feel dangerous...Like Mr. Shiny when he gets mad...
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT IS THAT BASTARD DOING HERE?" Duncan shouted, probably startling Mr. Shiny...good...maybe it would scare him off.
"re, because Trent's in there," my little brother finished his sentence then ran...Running is fun...I'm gonna run with him to my kitchen...
I ran into something when I got in my kitchen, and knocking it down all the way. Then, Mr. Shiny fell.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed and saved Mr. Shiny.
I then started crying because I knew I pissed Mr. Shiny off. Duncan hugged me and held me close while glaring at the person I bumped into.
"It's okay, Gwen. You saved Mr. Shiny. He isn't pissed at you. Don't worry, I'll kick his ass if he tries to hurt you again, okay?" he said and I felt comforted. I nodded in his chest and then looked around the kitchen.
Mr. Shiny was sitting on the counter like nothing happened, my little brother, Cody, standing there and giving me a weird look, and Trent was just off to the side...Trent...he didn't react well to the kissing incident...now it's awkward...like unwanted pie...but I want pie right now...
"I WANT PURPLE PEACH PECAN PIE!" I shouted and the attention in the room was all brought to me.
"Are you okay, Gw--" Trent said but was cut off by my boyfriend.
"That's what I was going to talk about until you showed your ugly face here," my boyfriend said and then looked at Cody.
"I think she had a Red Bull," Duncan said.
It was all silent now...I needed to break it...like when I broke my arm...it was blue...midnight blue is a pretty colour...pretty ponies...
"I WANNA RIDE A PRETTY PONY!" I shouted and then broke the silence.
"Well what do you want me to do about it? You're her best friend and boyfriend, you should know how to deal with her," Cody said and the I got an idea if Duncan was going to deal with me...hehehe...sounds dirty...
Duncan nodded in acceptance, and then we walked outside. We were halfway down the driveway when I stopped him.
"You, me, spray paint, knife, Trent's car," I said in my EVIIIIIIIIIIIILLL voice.
"Love it," Duncan said with a huge smile across his face. He always did hate Trent...I don't know why, though...
He then took two knives, and some red and blue spray paint out of his pockets...how did he do that...?
We crept along the driveway with ninja skills and got to Trent's car. We slashed the tires then I put Property of: Gwen and Duncan in big, shiny, letters. Then we both creeped away.
When we were gone far enough in a secluded place, Duncan turned to me.
"Property of Gwen and Duncan?" he asked in a disapproving voice.
"Yes," I nodded and smiled EVIIIIIILY.
He leaned in towards me and then smiled back. "That's not very nice," he said.
"Who said I was nice, I'm about as nice as a big bee," I replied, using my odd caffiene ways to win this arguement.
"Good point, Sunshine. You win this time," he said and gave a peck on my cheek and going for my lips until we heard an enraged scream.
"Shame it wasn't Heather's. That would've been more fun than purple hippos in a pond," I thought I had thought that...that was confusing...confusion is evil...like pickles...pickles are in liquid...like fishies...
"Yeah, it would've been even better," he said and looked towards me.
"Glub, glub," I said, making a suggestion in my fish talk.
"We should do that to Heather's car?" he asked, obviously guessing, but knowing me more than anyone else. I could tell that, even though I was a fish.
"GLUB!" I exclaimed, nodding like a fish would.
"I like the way you think, Sunshine," he said then kissed me passionately. When we broke apart, I could feel the sugar (or whatever the hell is in a Red Bull) wearing off.
"Let's go then," I said and smiled as we went off into the sunset, ready to kill a crappy convertible.
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It was about nighttime when we got to her house and our eventful car ride, involving a few shiny lights chasing us came to an end. I could instantly see her car...it was just so shiny. We ran out of the car as fast as blue cheetahs and instantly did our 'makeover' to the car. I got rid of all the shininess and wrote words on the car that weren't very nice...there was still something missing...
I blacked the windshield out and then waited for Duncan to finish. His outfit perfectly blended in with the night and I could only see a faint outline of him. When that faint shape disappeared, I became worried. It only increased when a sudden hand on my shoulder scared the shit out of me.
I sprayed them with spraypaint, but instantly regretted it.
"No need to be so artistic, Sunshine. It's just me, and be glad I love you, because if it was anyone else, you'd be on the ground," he said while smiling in the dark night.
"Nice to know you have a soft side," I said, laughing slightly.
"I always do for you, Sweetheart," Duncan said, and was just about to kiss me when we heard a scream.
"Why does that always happen?" I asked, frustration settling in.
"Calm, Sunshine," he said before pressing his lips to mine and instantly calming me.
That is, until another scream was heard. Rushing and driving off while laughing was the better idea then.
A/N: Mtay, don't judge meh, I had trouble with the ending, so sorry if it seems disconnected or hasty at all. Now that I have done the writing (technically, typing), chu must do the satisfying...
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