Ok this is the new idea for a fiction of the fanness. So I hope you enjoy it. There won't be any specific pairings just a lot of sex. Like A LOT. I was listening to Lady Gaga so you know, it will be beautiful. by the way there will be no commentary at the end so, you'll just have to deal.

Sasuke was bored. So bored in fact he was cleaning everything he could in Hitoko's house. She was always too busy thinking and writing yaoi, even when he computer was broke, to do any cleaning. Sasuke sometimes wondered if she showered. The Uchiha raised an eyebrow, had he ever seen her hair wet? Sasuke shuddered. That's disgusting. He walked by Hitoko's bed room door and heard the thumping of techno. She was obviously writing, Sasuke could tell from the lyrics about getting naked. Itachi was lucky, Sasuke thought. He just sat in Hitoko's room with her helping her write. Sasuke glared at the door as he turned off the vacuum. Naruto walked down the hall, the Uchiha noted the determination in the blonde's eyes. He stopped at Hitoko's door and knocked. No answer, not even a waver in how loud the music was. He knocked again, only this time louder; still nothing.

" Naruto what are you doing?" Sasuke asked slightly amused at the sight of his frustrated blonde. Naruto turned and looked at the Uchiha.

" Have you heard the idea of Hitoko's new fic?" Naruto asked, putting his hands on his hips. The Uchiha shook his head. " She's making a fic with yaoi at the end of every chapter!"

Sasuke stood silently, starring at the blonde before him. " Doesn't she mostly do that anyway?"

" Not like this, it has absolutely no plot and is just random crack, sex, and nonsense." He retorted.

" Yeah that sounds like her." Sasuke muttered. " And why is that bad?"

The blonde huffed and shook his head. " Because Hitoko controls us! Not anymore Sasuke! I'm putting my foot down, contract be damned."

" This is going to end horribly for you and greatly for me." Sasuke said as he opened Hitoko's door. She was sitting in a round chair by the wall. Her hair was throw up in a loose bun with her bangs drooping over her eyes. She looked determined as she scribbled down things on his pad of paper. She was taking notes on Itachi and Pein loving on each other. Naruto and Sasuke both blushed. Pein stopped, looking up from his lover's crotch, he licked his lips while glaring. Hitoko also looked up, she eyes narrowed to slits. Sasuke backed out of the room. Making it about halfway down the hall.

" Where are you going?" Naruto called.

" Oh I was going to go masturbate….I mean, ah fuck it I'ma go masturbate." Sasuke said running down the hall.

" I'll be there in a minute to observe Sasuke!" Hitoko yelled. " Now what is so important you have to disturb me Naruto?"

" I want you to cancel you new fic idea." The blonde said sternly. Hitoko laughed and shook her head. She stood up and put a hand on the blonde's shoulder, her grip tightened instantly, keeping him from moving.

" So that's the reason you stopped my professional note taking? Well let me tell you something, I was going to save your chapter for last but I guess you should watch you ass cause you're first and I assure you, yours will be the most sexually perverse and naughtiest. I'll have Sasuke see to it." Hitoko said snapping her fingers. The Uchiha placed his hand on Naruto's free shoulder and pulled him down the hallway. Hitoko waved as she closed the door, turning the music back on.

" I thought you were masturbating!" Naruto yelled, struggling in the Uchiha's arms.

" I was until I realized that I could just fuck your tight ass." Sasuke said tossing Naruto onto his bed. He shut and locked the door, throwing the key in the basket of dirty laundry. Naruto tried to get up again but Sasuke summoned some snakes and managed to bind his arms and legs. The blonde squirmed as Sasuke began to remove his clothes. He jumped onto the bed, kunai in hand. He cut the blonde's shirt down the middle and pulled the tattered remains off his torso. Sasuke threw the kunai away and dropped his head down, kissing Naruto's cheeks and neck, but not his mouth. The blonde turned his head to get the Uchiha to kiss his lips but that didn't help. The blonde whined. Sasuke smirked, planting soft kisses on his chest. The Uchiha paused above his nipples and then gave it a gentle bite.

Naruto arched as Sasuke toyed with the other nipple. He gave it firm flicks waiting until it was hard. Naruto was panting, still struggling against the snakes wrapped around his wrists. Sasuke whistled and the snakes on Naruto's legs slithered up Sasuke's arms. He smirked and dropped his hands onto the button on Naruto's pants. He unbuttoned the blonde's pants, pulling down his boxers with the pants. He tossed them to the side. Naruto was only half hard but Sasuke only smirked. He flipped his body so that his erection slipped into Naruto's mouth. The blonde blinked, Sasuke's cock had slipped in without a problem. He gave it a small suck as he felt Sasuke giving his a long lick. Naruto relaxed his throat and Sasuke's cocked slipped in more. The blonde bobbed his head, making the Uchiha's breath hitch. Naruto's arousal became stiffer with every passing sound that Sasuke let fall from his lips. Sasuke's tongue began to tease the blonde's entrance, only slipping in partially instead of all the way like Naruto craved. Sasuke pushed his tongue up making Naruto moan. His throat tightened and Sasuke erection was squeezed more. The Uchiha pulled his cock out and sat in between his lover's legs. The snakes on his arms hissed and started to descend down Sasuke's pale arms. Naruto whimpered as the snake's tongue flickered at his entrance. The Uchiha smirked.

" Tell me what you want." Sasuke said letting the snake push in slightly. The blonde moaned but the sensation stopped. " Tell me and we'll go further."

" I want you to fuck me." Naruto replied huskily. If Sasuke was a cat he would have purred at the response. The snake buried itself deeply inside Naruto, making him shake in pleasure. The scales rubbed against his insides creating a strangely wonderful feeling against his prostate. Naruto let out a strangled moan as the snake began to slither out and then back in. The half of the snake that was outside wrapped around the blonde's thigh, giving it leverage. The other snake hissed at Sasuke, so the Uchiha let it slither down onto the blonde's weeping erection.

" I hope you don't mind Naruto but my other pet wants to play too." Sasuke said watching the snake wrap itself around the blonde's cock. Naruto moaned as the scales slightly scratched his cock. It sent waves of pleasure down his spine. The snake's tongue flicked Naruto's head as it started to constrict and loosen on his cock. It wasn't long before the blonde released onto Sasuke's chest. All the snake's disappeared quickly after. Naruto moved his arms and rubbed his wrists. Sasuke swiftly flipped the blonde onto all fours, replacing the snake with a very swollen erection. The blonde moaned as he was filled deeply. Sasuke gripped Naruto's hips roughly, pulling him back, hard onto his cock. The blonde but his lip and pushed back himself. Sasuke pulled almost all the way out and shoved his cock in, repeating the motion. Naruto turned his head and Sasuke leaned into Naruto, stretching his neck forward to kiss his blonde. Sasuke's cock went deeper as his tongue pushed into Naruto's mouth. They wrapped and rubbed, pushing against each other as Sasuke thrusted. Naruto broke the kiss by throwing his head back and moaning. He whipped his body around so he was facing Sasuke and pushed him so he would be on his back. He climbed on top and started moving himself on Sasuke's cock. The Uchiha moaned as Naruto went up and down, making him go deep. Naruto's prostate felt so good and was probably going to be bruised after this. Sasuke gripped the blonde's waist, giving him a bit more balance. Sasuke moaned as he felt Naruto tighten. The blonde pushed himself down one final time before releasing again on Sasuke's chest. Sasuke stiffened and came into Naruto's still constricted hole. He stayed buried inside the blonde, thrusting while he rode out his orgasm.

" Wow, I got great notes from that!" Hitoko said with a smile. Naruto screamed and Sasuke blinked.

" How did you get in? I locked the door." Sasuke said, shoving Naruto off. The blonde starred at the author. Hitoko tossed a key at Sasuke.

" This is my house, I have more than one key for every room." She said shrugging. " This is Hitoko-Sama."

Hitoko got up from the chair she was sitting in and left. Sasuke sighed and rolled over. Naruto cuddled up to the Uchiha and they kissed a little.

" We'll never get any rest with Hitoko around will we?" Naruto asked, eyes hopeful.

" Nope." Sasuke said kissing Naruto's forehead. " Now how about a second round?"

Naruto started giggling as the Uchiha got on top of him, planting kisses on every ounce of exposed skin. And the cycle starts again.