Mentally

What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the ball?

Disclaimer: I don't own CATS!

A/N: This is my sad attempt at humour.

{Coricopat} = Mental thoughts.

[Tantomile] = Mental thoughts.

Coricopat's movements.

Tantomile's movements.

Chapter 1: Overture.

{Dun, na, na, nah, neh, neh, neh, neh, dun, na, na, nah, neh,-}

[Corico?]

{Yes, Tanti?}

[What are you doing?]

{Umm...}

[We're supposed to control the music! Not sing to it! No-wonder the other cats always complain that the music's so bad!]

{I can't help it! It's such a catchy tune!}

[*Cricket noises*]

{Ahem, anyway. What were we-?}

[Hey look, Munku's signalling for us to start the next song!]

{Whats the next song?}

Blank look.

Hopeful expression.

I'm surrounded by Idiots expression.

[I'm surrounded by Idiots!]

{I resent that! I'm not an idiot!}

[You're right, you're a lunatic!]

{Yeah...HEY!}

[I Can't believe you fell for that. So, on with the next song! AWWAAAAYYYY!]

{So whats the next song?}

Face paws.