Well, this is just a little something that popped in my head, so I promptly wrote it down. Now you guys know that I'm still alive!!!! XD I apologize for all the delays, and I'm hoping that now that some things have cleared up, I'll be able to update my other works quickly. Thank you for your continuing patience, and I hope that you will enjoy!

There was only one, and the other was a copy.

Two

Two pairs of baggy jeans had gone missing. L knew who to blame.

Three

Lips mouthed three special words over and over, but no one heard. Looking in the mirror, B practiced, trying to make it seem natural. He knew he would never be able to say them.

Four

It was officially 4:00 AM when L decided that he had lost all rationality. Damn that voice in his head that said not to do this, damn common sense, and damn all the laws of the land. B was seducing him, and he was too tired to say no. "Take your pants off."

Five

Was it so surprising that he had five fingers on each hand? Seeing them splayed out on either side of L's head made it that much more obvious. A groan that belonged more to a wounded animal than to the great detective L reminded him why he was having troubles with the obvious. "Heh, I'm n-not finished yet."

Six

Disgraceful. It had taken six days of hot baths and seat cushions before he could even look at that sly face again. Those evil eyes that had lured him into such a situation, evil lips that had made him forget what it had been like to be nothing close to human. He vowed silently that he would have his revenge on the younger man. With another mouthful of tongue-numbing sweets, a crooked smile curled on his lips. Even Watari became alarmed.

Author's Notes: So, even though it's short, I hope it was a fun read. Please review!