I do not own Bleach. If I did it would have a much more adult rating. Reviews are appreciated!!!

This is going to be a collection of adult fairy tales. There will be a number of different pairings throughout, including: het/yaoi/yuri/threesomes/etc…

Feel free to request your favorite pairing or story.

Enchanted Mirror

Once upon a time…

There was a handsome man named Jyuushiro who had always prayed for a beautiful woman who would care for him, raise his children, and of course have such a fantastic body that they would make love all the time. One day, on the way to his office, he met a young witch who had her foot caught in a grate.

"Help me." The witch cried. "Please sir; if you free me, you'll find I'm the answer to all your prayers."

"You're very skinny and not very beautiful," the man said "so you couldn't be the answer to my prayers. However, I'll get you out of there anyway." Using all his strength, he freed the witch's foot.

"Thank you, sir." she said, looking over his warm, friendly face.

"You promised me the answer to my prayers. Well; I want a woman to care for my home, bear my children, and keep me warm at night. Unlike you, of course, she must be gorgeous and well-built." He held his cupped hands in front of his chest to show the witch exactly how well endowed he wanted this woman to be. "And she must want to make love all the time."

The witch frowned. "I'm not good enough for you?"

"Not a chance," Jyuushiro said, holding his hands in front of his chest. "Big. Really big."

"If that's what you truly want," the witch said hooking her fingers together and blinking he eyes, "then this evening you will find an enchanted mirror hanging in your bedroom. From it will emerge the woman of your dreams."

That evening, Jyuushiro couldn't wait to get home. He ran up the stairs, and on his bedroom wall he found a full-length mirror. "Where's my dream woman?" he asked out loud. "Suddenly, the mirror became cloudy and from its depths a beautiful and extremely well endowed naked woman emerged. "I've been waiting for you all afternoon." She whispered, wrapping her arms around Jyuushiro's waist.

"Wow." He sighed. As he reached for her, he silently thanked the witch for rewarding him so generously. "What is your name?"

"Rangiku" she answered. The woman's hands were everywhere. She slid open his shirt, and stroked his chest, kissing and licking his flat nipples. "Oh, love," she groaned as she pushed him onto the futon, "you're so sexy." She straddled his chest; took his hand, and placed it on one of her large breasts, holding it tightly against her so Jyuushiro could fill his hand with her flesh. "Your hands feel so good." While she rubbed her wetness against his chest, she lifted his other hand against her chest. "Yes, so good."

Jyuushiro closed his eyes and let the beautiful woman use his hands to stroke her body. When she placed his hand palm up on his stomach and sat on it, he thought his cock would burst from his hakama. His fingers tangled in her sopping hair, and two fingers slipped inside her.

"Oh," he groaned. "Let me fuck you."

"Of course." She pulled down his pants and impaled herself on his stiff erection. Up and down, up and down – she rode him until he couldn't hold back any longer. He arched his back as he filled her. Exhausted, he collapsed.

As if this wasn't enough, she got up and announced, "Now I'll cook you a good meal." Patting his now flaccid cock, she continued, "Then you'll be ready to do this again."

The meal was perfect, and when they were done eating, they made love again.

For several weeks Jyuushiro spent very little time at his office. Every minute was spent either eating or making love. Finally, he had had enough. "Oh, witch," he cried, lying exhausted on the futon while his lover was in the kitchen. "Witch, please answer me." From the depths of the clouded mirror, the witch stepped into the small room. "Oh, witch," he moaned, "this is awful. She won't leave me alone. She wants me to fondle her all the time, sometimes even when she's cooking. I've gained five pounds and I'm so tired that I haven't the strength to get anything done. Help me." He knelt on the floor at the witch's feet and hugged her knees. "Please."

"Well," the witch said, "she is what you said you wanted."

Jyuushiro hung his head. "I know." He sighed. "But she never lets me give her pleasure. She never shares in bed. It's not really that fun anymore." He looked over the witch's small but well-formed body. "And she doesn't talk, or read, or do anything else. She just cooks, holds my hands on breasts and fucks."

"She's not what you wanted?"

Jyuushiro sat on the side of the futon. "She's what I thought I wanted. I guess I was wrong."

The witch smiled. "I play cards, and I like to read. I'm a decent cook and together we can learn how good it can be in bed." She winked at him. "And I think you're very special and very handsome."

Jyuushiro took the witch's hand. "I like you, too." Suddenly, he heard footsteps on the stairs. "Oh no, here she comes."

"Darling," the young woman's voice called as she entered with a tray of hors d'oeuvres. "I've got something to tide you over until dinner." She started to set the tray on the table and opened her top to reveal her breasts.

The witch looked at Jyuushiro, and when he nodded, she hooked her fingers together and blinked her eyes. The woman disappeared. Then the witch blinked again and a deck of cards appeared in her hand. "How about we share some of those lovely treats while I beat you at gin? By the way, my name's Soi Fon"

"Fantastic." Jyuushiro said, knowing he had found a woman with many wonderful tricks up her sleeve.

The End

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